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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:28 pm

I love to reflect upon key wins.
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Postby fredonia » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:47 pm

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Postby blab » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:54 pm

those green juices are contagious, fair warning
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Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:02 pm

so she goes to work at 9 am, takes an hour and a half lunch, then leaves by like 6 at the latest?
A lamp with a white shade was knocked over and broken. Someone was smoking pot. “This is the pot room!” a young man said.
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Postby Hal Jordan » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:06 pm

that's not even a full 8 hour day. and that's not excluding the commute time midday since she works in two offices

i mean, good for her, that's cool, a 40 hour work week shouldn't be mandatory! just a little surprising that this executive, who definitely makes 6 figures, isn't putting in a ton of hours and isn't expected to continue to be available for work when she's at home
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Postby incoherent grunting » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:12 pm

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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:32 pm

While she's commuting, she listens to a podcast — her favorites include "The Pitch," "Dorm Room Tycoon," and "The Goop Podcast" — or checks emails on her laptop.


none of these are real
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:34 pm

also these are all actually stills from an unreleased wes anderson movie

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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:34 pm

it just seems like it's really nice and fun to be rich as shit
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Postby fredonia » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:59 pm

"San Francisco has a lot of culture, and it's exciting to be in the city," she said. "However, in Palo Alto there are a lot of exciting tech companies. I'm grateful to live in two innovative and thriving environments, surrounded by inspiring people."


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Postby boddy » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:02 pm

this is like 60% of people who live in SF, right?
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Postby fester » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:04 pm

alaska wrote:it just seems like it's really nice and fun to be rich as shit


i just want to live in a place that doesn't have carpet
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:53 pm

my room has hardwood floors! however, i am also rich as shit
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:33 pm

those pictures are fucking hilarious
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:34 pm

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Postby viachicago » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:34 pm

what is business insider...exactly
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:36 pm

I have hardwood floors underneath my carpet. I'm not entirely sure why
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:40 pm

the 2010s US ruling class is ludicrously aesthetically boring
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:42 pm

viachicago wrote:what is business insider...exactly


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Postby milano boy » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:43 pm

this whole thing is grating, but this is just...fuck

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Postby WaltonGoggins » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:51 pm

Besides the "key wins" line, to Edwards, lunch is "a time to refuel" cracks me up too. That and catching up with family and friends at 6:30am.

I've been thinking of all the various scenarios of how this article came to be. Was Melania forced to do this by her boss? Is the author a friend and she wanted this feature to further her career? Did the boyfriend know all along this was going to look terrible for both of them but had to go along with it, or was he just as excited?

Also, Business Insider has always been garbage, but this clearly has to be sponsored by HSBC right? Aren't you required to disclose that?
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Postby milano boy » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:54 pm

idk, these are the type of people who earnestly want this type of coverage publicized about themselves. it may be sponcon, but you'd still need someone willing to be a subject.
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Postby speakers » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:00 pm

alaska wrote:
While she's commuting, she listens to a podcast — her favorites include "The Pitch," "Dorm Room Tycoon," and "The Goop Podcast" — or checks emails on her laptop.


none of these are real


please tell me you know about goop

but if not you are in for a treat
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:02 pm

alaska wrote:it just seems like it's really nice and fun to be rich as shit

yeah, holy shit, you basically don't have to do anything either and people pay you insane amounts of money just cause you're already rich
god damn it must kick ass to be that insanely comfortable
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:02 pm

i would do so much hallucinatory fish venom on my days off
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:03 pm

Later in the evening, Edwards works with an organisation in Papua New Guinea to promote women’s economic empowerment in the country.

Melania, thank you
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:08 pm

alaska wrote:the 2010s US ruling class is ludicrously aesthetically boring

see, the problem is that they want to pretend like they're just a better class of normal and because the rhetoric is that this is how everyone should live, they just seem like more comfortable regular people because that's what they think they are rather than the new aristocracy
at least the victorians had balls to garnish their genocidal imperialism and abject wage slavery, what have we got? fucken silicon valley nerds going for jogs, fuck me
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:11 pm

bruceagain wrote:
alaska wrote:the 2010s US ruling class is ludicrously aesthetically boring

see, the problem is that they want to pretend like they're just a better class of normal and because the rhetoric is that this is how everyone should live, they just seem like more comfortable regular people because that's what they think they are rather than the new aristocracy
at least the victorians had balls to garnish their genocidal imperialism and abject wage slavery, what have we got? fucken silicon valley nerds going for jogs, fuck me


lol yeah exactly

the self-helpy healthy-lifestyle work-life-balance thing is the same line pushed on everyone, it's just basically impossible to do it when you don't have a kazillion dollars lol
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