Can we admit that Obama has a really big stick?

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:49 am

Neighborhood Watch captain George Zimmerman, 26, admits to police that he fired the shot that killed high school junior Trayvon Martin outside of Orlando, Florida last month, but law enforcement has yet to press any charges on the murderer. Police that responded to 911 calls found Martin bleeding, face down, with a hole in chest and Zimmerman on the scene, but despite openly admitting his involvement, he has not been charged with the murder of the boy.

Zimmerman says he fired the fatal shot in self-defense. Martin’s family, on the other hand, wants to know what kind of threat the 17-year-old posed for the armed Neighborhood Watch member. Unlike Zimmerman, Martin was weaponless and on foot when he was killed. His assailant was in a car, nearly a decade his elder and was equipped with a 9mm handgun.


extremely suspiciuos. the police haven't arrested him yet because he studied criminal justice in college. what is a 26 year old doing living in a gated neighborhood anyway.
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:50 am

has anyone heard from fancielad lately?
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby addison » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:51 am

so silky smooth
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:52 am

hopefully the family gets their justice on the civil side if nothing else
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby surly » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:54 am

pinkerton live blogs reading an article, ladies and gentlemen.
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:55 am

i tried playing out several "im not jumping to conclusions against the neighborhood watch guy" scenarios and all of them ended up with him completely at fault
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:57 am

They've got a pretty notable lawyer on the case at least. He also represented one of the molested boys in this case:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 95118.html

and also Martin Lee Anderson, if that name rings a bell:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_And ... ontroversy
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:59 am

surly wrote:pinkerton live blogs reading an article, ladies and gentlemen.


come on it's more like live blogging reading 3-4 articles!

anyway, it's just fascinating. i would love to see this guy's argument for self-defense while shooting an unarmed minor without ever having to leave his car. is it self-defense in florida if you shoot someone that's standing at your mailbox from inside your house? basically the same scenario.

also they said the boy was almost home when he was shot. how did the family stay calm enough not to hear shots and try to confront Zimmerman? What was teh time table between 911 call, shots fired, and police arriving on scene?

so many bizarre questions left unanswered.
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:04 am

to think, you probably cant even kill a black kid these days and run for office..what sort of man will govern this country 20 years from now
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby This Guy » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:05 am

Don't worry, it's still perfectly acceptable to kill brown people.
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Postby macseries » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:08 am

it like a crime these days jus to kill a black teen
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:08 am

my theory as of right now, is that the guy pulled up next to him and commanded him to stop. the kid, seeing a random civilian in probably a honda or something (also remember the guy is 26) notices he is not any kind of authority, and keeps going. maybe walks a little faster out of fear of being followed by this stranger. neighborhood watch guy yells "stop or i'll shoot - i have already called the police" - guy turns around to face him and *bam*

"should have stopped when i told you to stop"
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby delgriffith » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:12 am

Sherlock Holmes is that you?!
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby chimp_ » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:37 am

case closed
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby Grover » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:39 am

I have my own theory and it goes all the way to the top.
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Postby feral » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:58 am

Goddamnit I laughed at a Klint post.
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Postby sleigh » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:12 am

yeah that was good. way to go Klint
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Postby grammatron » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:14 am

delgriffith wrote:Sherlock Holmes is that you?!

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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby pinkerton » Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:12 am

we can stop talking about this, it's pretty obvious that i figured it all out
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby WAC » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:08 pm

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Postby Ted Pikul » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:13 pm

pinkerton wrote:also the guy who shot him, george zimmerman, was 26. i was imagining a 70 year old.


Yeah

"26 year old Neighborhood Watch Captain" has former College Republican written all over it though
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Postby This Guy » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:46 pm

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Kind of weird that the black kid is the one with shoes
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby Smerdyakov » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:03 pm

Those are his feet. His black feet.
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:20 pm

Smerdyakov wrote:Those are his feet. His black feet.


ahaha
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Postby rankoutsider » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:34 am

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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby mcwop23 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:13 am

Is our prez gonna be able to smooth over this soldier going apeshit in Afghanistan?
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby ITS-A-MEE » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:23 am

i dunno that business is pretty straightforward horrible, there's not a lot of smoothing over to be done and i don't think it hurts the long-term goal of getting the hell out of there.
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby universe » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:35 am

if anything it's a good chance to bug out faster
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:53 am

people have been talking a lot about obama being "steady" lately so i bet you wont see much in terms of altering exit strategy
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Re: Can we admit that Obama is a silky smooth president?

Postby WAC » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:20 am

mcwop23 wrote:Is our prez gonna be able to smooth over this soldier going apeshit in Afghanistan?


As long as he doesn't apologize
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