Can we admit that Obama has a really big stick?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby grammatron » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:21 pm

The Dirty Turtle wrote:how do you get that figure...i saw they got 1.8 mil dif donors, but a trillion would mean they averaged 500 a person

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Postby Durham » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:37 pm

I was glad Obama said Reagan wouldn't survive in today's GOP which is imo an effective barb I've not heard the President himself make
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:46 pm

Durham wrote:I was glad Obama said Reagan wouldn't survive in today's GOP which is imo an effective barb I've not heard the President himself make


I know that for some reason a lot of Americans look back fondly on Reagan, but the fact that it's accurate to assert that Reagan's insurgent right-wing radical views wouldn't make it in today's Republican party is even more damning than it sounds.
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Postby prexy » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:29 pm

Guy Incognito wrote:i would say more americans are aware darwin existed than those who know he was a botanist


it's actually literally impossible for this to not be the case
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Postby jewels » Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:48 am

Not sure if this is the best thread for this, but the new pretend outrage seems to be getting mad that a jew made a jew joke about herself. She raises money for Obama and yet still has not been reprimanded for making fun of herself. God damn outrage.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/04/dnc-staffers-facebook-photo-causes-controversy-119770.html
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Postby endless dave » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:01 am

Trying to figure out how people even came across this. Do repubs just troll every Obama staffer, aide, and intern they can, hoping for something?
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Postby jewels » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:07 am

yes.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:53 am

obama is totally the current president :(

March jobs report: How bad is it?

The economy added 120,000 jobs in March, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, and everyone’s disappointed. Analysts were expecting a much higher number, and the last three months have all seen growth above 200,000 jobs per month. So just how bad is the news?

First, there’s the most important number: At the moment, 12.7 million Americans are still looking for work and can’t find it. It will take a long time to put a serious dent in that figure. It would’ve taken somewhere between seven and twelve years to get back to full employment even if analyst predictions were correct and we added 205,000 jobs in March. Adding just 120,000 jobs makes the task much, much harder — 120,000 is barely enough to keep up with the monthly growth in population. Which means we’re just spinning our wheels.

One big question, however, is whether the BLS’s estimate for March is actually correct. As Ryan Avent points out, because there’s such a huge margin of error in these reports, there’s a 90 percent chance that the U.S. economy added somewhere between 20,000 and 220,000 jobs last month. In recent times, the jobs figures have gone up significantly every time they get revised in later months. Last August, everyone initially thought the economy added zero new jobs. That number was then revised to 100,000. So will that be true for March? Or is the economy really souring?

Meanwhile, there’s been a lot of talk lately about whether the freakishly warm winter had boosted the economy lately by, for instance, helping the construction industry get an early start. But that doesn’t seem to be borne out in the numbers. Construction jobs actually fell by 7,000 in March. That underscores the fact that the market for new homes is still quite weak. But it also suggests that there’s still, potentially, room to grow here going forward.

Two other things in the report. First, austerity no longer seems to be a drag on U.S. job creation. Government employment fell by only 1,000 jobs this time around — mainly because of the shrinkage in the U.S. Postal Service. Meanwhile, the income figures provided very slight good news: Monthly pay rose by 5 cents in the past month.

Still, it’s a weak report all around. We’ll know in a few months if March was actually as tepid as everyone thinks. In theory, the real significance of this report should be whether it convinces the Federal Reserve that a little more monetary stimulus is necessary. But that might be unlikely. Today’s jobs numbers are about in line with what the Federal Open Market Committee has been expecting. And if the Fed’s content with this report, then there's not much more help on the way.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/march-jobs-report-how-bad-is-it/2012/04/06/gIQAhnTXzS_blog.html
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Postby Frank » Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:48 am

im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby farmer » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:00 am



Further evidence that any jackoff can write a blog.
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:13 pm

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Postby pretty yeoman » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:17 pm

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"I'll be more ... flexible, after the election."
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Postby gassy » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:22 pm

haha
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:24 pm

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"I'll be more ... flexible, after the election."


RNC beat you to it

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/04/happy-easter-from-the-rnc-119877.html
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Postby pretty yeoman » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:27 pm




like to think i did a better job, regardless i feel real dirty
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Postby jewels » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:28 pm

"Don't worry, only kids believe in me too." is pretty good, as far as internet commentators with stupid opinions go.
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Postby Durham » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:18 pm

Obama reads from Where The Wild Things Are

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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:19 pm

"Mr. President, a plane has just struck the World Trade Center. We believe a major terrorist attack on American soil is underway."
























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so awesome
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Postby black mamba » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:56 pm

coop wrote::roll:



woah when did obama shred the constitution
he probably shouldnt have done that
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Postby Amblin » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:00 pm

Fox Nation wrote:Comments for this page are closed.


I can't even imagine what went on in there before they made this decision.
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Postby Durham » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:33 pm

I'm trying to say something about a camel toe since he's a Mau Mau anti colonialist but I can't
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Postby This Guy » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:34 pm

Thread should be "Can we admit that Obama is totally the king of all wild things?"
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:35 pm

Bo is fucking killing me up there. Jesus Christ, I can't breathe.
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