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Postby guidance » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:21 pm

papa john's commercials are the worst

who legitimately gets excited about papa john coming to your house
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Postby Durham » Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:20 pm

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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:39 am

This commercial is like a nightmare. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJZcFq8ige8
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Postby Luke » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:47 am

So I can't find it on youtube, but there's a couple that play around here for the Sentry grocery store chain around this time of year.

Both are supposed to be knock-off ipod ads, back from when it was a silhouette dancing around on a colored background. These commercials have been playing for that length of time, as well.

Thanksgiving - Guy in a turkey suit, singing "Gobble gobble gobble".
Christmas - Guy in a Santa suit, singing "Ho ho ho".
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Postby sultanpepper » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:58 am

thread is a little beside the point until we have youtube embeds
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Postby grammatron » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:00 am

It's not that hard to right-click->open in a new tab.
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Postby wheel alligates » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:02 am

if i'm at a campsite with a girl and she suddenly turns into smokey bear, i'm runnin away
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Postby hbb » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:04 am

This was probably covered on the old board, but Luke Wilson's face looks damn puffy in those AT&T commercials
(edit: presumably)
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Postby sultanpepper » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:04 am

grammatron wrote:It's not that hard to right-click->open in a new tab.


but that forces me to acknowledge that i'm expending marginal time and effort on opening shitty tv ads in multiple browser tabs

not a road i wanna go down
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Postby bedroomer » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:05 am

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Postby giant_turtle » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:06 am

I hate these so fucking much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNAlSnYOko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71cvCXp8_Tk

"it's working" is quite lolworthy, bedroomer
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Postby ecto » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:09 am

kc and the sunLIFE band
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Postby vibracobra » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:11 am

The Best Buy caroling ads make me want to kill. Especially the moon-faced redhead.
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Postby Brain Stew » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:11 am

wheel alligates wrote:if i'm at a campsite with a girl and she suddenly turns into smokey bear, i'm runnin away

You can also middle-click and it will directly open a new tab.

I still prefer, embeds personally.
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:12 am

yeah, you clearly have your clicking under control, stewy.
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Postby Brain Stew » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:15 am

Thanks?
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:29 am

what's the mouse gesture to roast a marshmallow?
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Postby Montague Terrace » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:32 am

that michelin commercial with the cgi roadkill is the worst
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Postby Brain Stew » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:33 am

wintergreen wrote:what's the mouse gesture to roast a marshmallow?

I don't really use gestures.
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Postby guidance » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:57 am

giant_turtle wrote:I hate these so fucking much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNAlSnYOko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71cvCXp8_Tk

"it's working" is quite lolworthy, bedroomer


what? why would you hate a commercial that is a closeup of boobs? great boobs, no less
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Postby grammatron » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:39 pm

Wintergreen you cracked me up just now.
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Postby topleybird » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:48 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U5oLIJAu3Y

This rotisserie commercial, where a man cooks two fish fillets, a roast, a dozen shrimp kabobs, and an entire chicken for his wife and two children. Like he's been skipping his meds, but he's so happy, they're all too afraid to say anything.
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Postby i was drunk last night » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:55 pm

anybody seen the new canon powershot commercial with the babe singing "i fought the law" with her dog? mega babe.
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Postby fury » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:32 pm

the aciphex commercial where their faces are cut off above the nose are really unsettling to me for some reason
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Postby Holylols » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:34 pm

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Postby fury » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:34 pm

guidance wrote:
giant_turtle wrote:I hate these so fucking much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCNAlSnYOko



"it's working" is quite lolworthy, bedroomer


what? why would you hate a commercial that is a closeup of boobs? great boobs, no less


is this one even on tv? its practically porn
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Postby sordid affair » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:35 pm

i can't find a youtube of it, but the new folgers commercial where the brother comes home from south africa is pretty weird. there's some serious sexual tension between the brother and sister

creepy
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Postby ypwo » Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:41 pm

I'm usually doing okay until they run that geico pothole commercial
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Postby sultanpepper » Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:42 pm

sordid affair wrote:i can't find a youtube of it, but the new folgers commercial where the brother comes home from south africa is pretty weird. there's some serious sexual tension between the brother and sister

creepy


first time that ad came on the gf was like "now they're gonna bang"

i was like "uh uh, not until mom and dad wake up"

she got upset and said "that's disgusting"

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