Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby pissydan » Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:16 pm


you wanna know the difference between a weak burger and a burger that has strength?
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby king ding-a-ling » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:02 pm

bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Postby umryan. » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:21 am



edit: 2500th
what what what what what get on my level
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby worrywort » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:25 am

that guy's barely even fat
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Postby internethandle » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:37 am

page sucks so far
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Postby someguy » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:01 am

apologies
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Postby king ding-a-ling » Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:48 am

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bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Postby sconies » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:34 am

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yowsah.
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Postby Motherwell » Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:48 pm

^ I was just talking about that with someone the other day, wondering if anyone had done it.

Changing gears,

ain't it fun you can't count on no one
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby silverapples » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:12 pm

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im lookin to collect based energy from the plants and animals around me. im lookin to go into nature and then just absorb all the good feelings of life. im lookin to catch a body.
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Postby king ding-a-ling » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:18 am

bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Postby umryan. » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:39 am

i'm gonna need an instrumental and acapella of 25 lighters ASAP
what what what what what get on my level
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby steaming shit » Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:03 pm

Wouldn't your butthole keep wriggling about whilst getting tattoo?

Cant believe I made this post
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Postby Rhodes » Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:38 pm

Oh my god, STOP FUCKING HONKING!
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Postby wintergreen » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:59 pm

steve jobs's house (or his widow's house, rather) was burglarized:

http://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/show ... =26463&e=y

they caught the guy the next day:

Investigators relied on search records, serial numbers, IP addresses and social-media sites to track down the suspect. They learned after contacting Apple that the operator of the iPad in question was trying to re-install the operating system the morning after the burglary and was connecting to Apple servers through a wireless AT&T connection. They then used the IP address in this connection to link the equipment to two Apple iTunes accounts, one of which belonged to McFarlin.


i can't imagine steve would have approved of beats by dre being in his house:

While police had confirmed that two Apple computers and an iPad tablet were among the items stolen, they are still working to ascertain what other Apple products were taken during the burglary. Other items that were reported stolen included a wallet with credit cards, three iPods, a Ninja Blender, a Sodastream Soda Maker and "Monster Beats by Dr. Dre" headphones, a Tiffany platinum and aquamarine necklace valued at $33,000, another Tiffany necklace with diamonds valued at $28,500, a pair of earrings valued at about $3,000, and a bottle of Cristal Champagne.


or a ninja blender.
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Postby parapet » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:39 pm

lost finale aired 815 days ago today, 8/15
L O S T
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Postby Buddy Glass » Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:20 pm

What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby SmoothOperator » Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:17 pm

I miss Super Deluxe



My fondest high school memories are watching and talking about whatever Brad Neely made.
Jah bless
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby quilty » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:40 pm

This guy has been bugging my friend's office about a film option contract.
My Dream
by Stefano Spadoni

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Have you ever though that women can change the world?

Have you ever thought that you can be the one to make this dream come true?

YOU CAN. WE CAN TOGETHER.

My dream is to create an "Island" where women can learn the same social and marketing techniques men use to succeed in a non-threatening and supporting environment. Women can learn to get what they deserve and in the process change the world too.

My dream is to have an "Island" where women of any age, upbringing, race, religion, nationality and condition, can learn and share proven techniques to allow them to approach the world better suited to succeed. This place would allow women to express themselves and help other women to do the same.

I am not thinking about a real island in the middle of the ocean, but about a place (a townhouse or a commercial/office space), where women can find information and meet with others who share the same vision and desire to succeed.

HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP:

I am looking for a special woman to provide such a space in Manhattan where this first "Island" can be started and my dream realized.

If you have a suitable space to provide, or if you would be interested in laying the financial foundation for this "dream", please contact me at your earliest convenience.

This space would offer seminars, classes, informational and creative groups to help women achieve tactical and strategic goals.

Together we can spread a universal message of empowerment to women belonging to different languages and cultures. My dream is to create a new generation of women suited to this ever-changing yet challenging and demanding world, and having a regular space to meet would be a vital step towards making this happen.

Sincerely,

Stefano Spadoni
stefanony@stefanospadoni.com


NOTE: Stefano Spadoni keeps the utmost secrecy about individuals he advises or acts as a manager. Testimonies and pictures below are all voluntary and have been authorized in writing.
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Stefano Spadoni's book can really change your life - it changed mine!
I have always been a perfect daughter, a perfect child, a perfect student, a perfect girlfriend, a perfect employee. Why? Because my parents, teachers, boyfriends and bosses wanted me to be. I was always so busy satisfying someone else's needs that there was no opportunity and no time to ask myself: "What would I like to be"
I wanted to find out who I was, and I didn't want to be a bird in a cage, read the book and you will fully understand what cage I am talking about.
I decided to follow Stefano's advice and do the exercises that are in the book. It was really amazing! I improved my social skills, health and even my look. Listening to Stefano's "marketing" way of making decisions, I realized how to get respect from people around me and how to get what I want. Now I'm living a new life (and I got a new career, too). This little bird is flying! Thank you, Stefano.

Alessandra R.
i'm so sorry i derailed and said the wrong things
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby quilty » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:43 pm

The photos all look like pictures you see on the news for stories about missing persons
i'm so sorry i derailed and said the wrong things
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Re: Thread to Post Shit You Feel Like Posting

Postby SynthesizerPatel » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:03 pm

a cool nes style flash game

http://lazercatz.com/owww/index.html

8-)
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Postby seriesfinale » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:47 pm

That (Stefano, not the flash game) is really unnerving
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Postby piper » Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:26 am

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Postby king ding-a-ling » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:33 am

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bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Postby seriesfinale » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:36 am

sconies wrote:Image


I thought of this guy yesterday morning while I was running in the park :twisted: :| :oops:
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Postby nefarious » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:37 am

i didn't know wolfie was black.
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Postby Flossed Out » Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:40 am

king ding-a-ling wrote:Image


ahhmayzeeng
choom gang

pana wrote:i'll follow hot babes and i don't give a fuck. breakfasts, mountains and bicycles are cool for a while, but these russian chicks are too hot to ignore
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Postby SALEM » Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:28 pm


george looks weird
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