I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

[Totally]

Wife and I can't stop watching this guy's videos. Dude is slime.


"It's a way of reconnecting with the earth."


This dude is partying.

[5% Tint]

girl looks so resigned to her fate in video 2

[Totally]

Where does he keep the bodies. SFW massage videos are creep gold, there's some dudes you can't even believe.

[wheeljack]

Wife and I can't stop watching this guy's videos. Dude is slime.


"It's a way of reconnecting with the earth."


This dude is partying.

this is the worst Zatoichi ive ever seen

[agnes]

"I'm feeling in Sarah...areas which I sense.....can be....opened up here...........I'm using my fingertips........................................ahhhhh-ohhhhhhhhh"

[Gnarls]

The girl has clearly been slacking on her Ace-Ventura-ass-talking exercises

[Totally]

When you get into this, there are some unreal characters in the game. The Tuina guys are usually the scariest.


^Real legend status.

[psyduck]

"I'm feeling, in Sarah, areas which I sense can be opened up here"

[psyduck]

damn it

[agnes]

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h ... rName=Dogg

[Totally]

The Sacred Lomi guy is the massage Federer:

[tth]

another genre of youtube videos that i wish i didnt know existed

[cram]

is this the guy al gore tried to rape?

[nefarious]

man i gotta take some massage classes...

[nefarious]

if you know what i mean...

[Totally]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwQ_hUdJVk (butt visible NSFW; guy is the master)

[fux school punx rule]

[Spartacus]

The Sacred Lomi guy is the massage Federer:

i've seen some very gay things in my life, but this may be the gayest

[Jefferson Zeppelin]

when I was running I had the privilege of getting worked on by some top-class massage therapists. sometimes they are the only ones who can treat the worst, most stubborn injuries, and they seem like magicians. they are super-knowledgeable and dedicated to the craft.

this stuff (while hilarious) is completely shameful.

[goodtimes]

white guys

[transitive]

my aunt is a message therapist.

fortunately a quick google/youtube reveals that she is not in any videos like these.

[BlackSugar]

years ago I got a massage from a blind monk in cambodia
it was in this weird hybrid of a warehouse and a monk church
dude could tell just 10 minutes in that I had to take a leak
I tipped him for that and for the work of his busy fingers

[grammatron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQwQ_hUdJVk (butt visible NSFW; guy is the master)

I genuinely don't understand how this doesn't end in a fingerbanging.

[Broncobama]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0624695/

[iambic]

http://massagecreep.us/ (NSFW)

[FidelityCastro]

years ago I got a massage from a blind monk in cambodia
it was in this weird hybrid of a warehouse and a monk church
dude could tell just 10 minutes in that I had to take a leak
I tipped him for that and for the work of his busy fingers

man, you were probably just fidgeting

[Broncobama]

Basically if you see something on the internet it's self-promotion hoping to parlay into an MTV series.

David after the Dentist was already a member of SAG.

[Totally]

New obsession is Rebecca Herrick of Everything Peaceful, Wilmington, NC. She's evolved from a Carnie trailer fortune teller to sub-Aniston table jockey, but she never manages to speak well on camera.

http://www.ehow.co.uk/video_4807725_per ... iatsu.html
http://www.ehow.com/video_4982317_massage-parlors.html

These two are amazing:
http://www.ehow.com/video_4982334_trans ... ssage.html
http://www.ehow.com/video_4982333_types ... knots.html

luv u Bex respect i know u married

[wheeljack]

that woman looks like she could toss a caber after a sunday roast

dudes on the table: THEY ALL DEAD

[Totally]

Check the comments so killer.

Ultimate: