I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Totally » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:22 pm

The biggest whackjob out there is Athena Jezik - she has this one video where she's just going along and then THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO POISON YOU WITH AIDS or some shit it's bananas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h6Yvsl15Es#t=6m05s
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby zutroy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:58 pm

chimp_ wrote:
zutroy wrote:
chimp_ wrote:zutroy what %age of stuff you were taught do you now realise to be total bullshit


A very very small amount of the course material taught in school was in regards to therapies. We were taught to adjust for two hours per week and the remaining 38 hours were human sciences. Seems kinda odd looking back on it.


did they teach you wacky stuff about life-forces and whatnot


Nope, to be honest, they teach that type of material at the US chiro colleges such as Palmer. At my school, it was all about preparing for the Canadian board exams - we were inundated with microbiology, neurophysiology, radiology, anatomy, etc etc etc.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:39 am

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby tth » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:42 am

its gonna take a while to process that
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby internethandle » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:44 am

Totally wrote:


lost it at 2:08
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Bartatua » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:51 am

edit: never mind
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby black mamba » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:52 am

Totally wrote:


KINECT EXCLUSIVE
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby nikolai kuzmich » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:55 am

internethandle wrote:
Totally wrote:


lost it at 2:08


this and the snare roll on her foot at the end
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Baby Museum » Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:58 am

internethandle wrote:
Totally wrote:


lost it at 2:37
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby polygone » Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:10 am

Totally wrote:New obsession is Rebecca Herrick of Everything Peaceful, Wilmington, NC. She's evolved from a Carnie trailer fortune teller to sub-Aniston table jockey, but she never manages to speak well on camera.

http://www.ehow.co.uk/video_4807725_per ... iatsu.html
http://www.ehow.com/video_4982317_massage-parlors.html

These two are amazing:
http://www.ehow.com/video_4982334_trans ... ssage.html
http://www.ehow.com/video_4982333_types ... knots.html

luv u Bex respect i know u married

dude i live in wilmington
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:33 am

I fuckin' knew it. Dude can't let me have ANYTHING for myself.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:34 am

polygone wrote:dude i live in wilmington

Report back.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Broncobama » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:07 pm

man I gotta get one of these massages where they rub they titties all over my head
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby glock mane » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:45 pm

oh jen your hair
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby beave » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:56 am



i want to specify a time but the whole thing is amazing
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby pickles » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:30 am

around your crotch and up your back, huh?
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby pickles » Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:31 am

oh man "i'm gonna place my hands here, and shoot my energy, my chi, into her body" *creepy smile*
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby tth » Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:02 am

omg "anastasia"
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby tth » Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:07 am

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:26 am

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby transitive » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:17 pm

Yo you guys down with this Yumeiho shit?



Shit is just like pure ecstasy for folks who like cracking their neck and back.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:27 pm

Yumeiho is the shit, this is like a Yumeiho gang-bang, the lateral rotation at the end is glorious.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby zutroy » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:31 pm

I have never seen spinal manipulations performed from such bizarre positions.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby black mamba » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:37 pm

zutroy wrote:I have never seen spinal manipulations performed from such bizarre positions.


- The New Yorker
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby transitive » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:43 am

glock mane wrote:this is just a porn subgenre right


Time for you to meet Morgan Beam, bro.







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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Jeremy » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:49 am

Alternative medicine should be illegal.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby glock mane » Sat Jan 26, 2013 1:18 am

trudeau wrote:
zutroy wrote:I have never seen spinal manipulations performed from such bizarre positions.


- The New Yorker


i'd say this thread is a pretty good archives contender
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Turner_Brown » Wed May 15, 2013 4:08 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/BJQfT9C5Adc[/youtube]

http://youtu.be/BJQfT9C5Adc

boo...why won't this embed
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Wayne Chrebet » Wed May 15, 2013 4:33 pm

Turner_Brown wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/BJQfT9C5Adc[/youtube]

http://youtu.be/BJQfT9C5Adc

boo...why won't this embed


Boner commercial
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby IdakoosGab » Wed May 15, 2013 4:44 pm

transitive wrote:
glock mane wrote:this is just a porn subgenre right


Time for you to meet Morgan Beam, bro.










So.. that's it? She cracks her neck on cam? I don't get it.
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