I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby fox » Wed May 09, 2012 1:00 am

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Wed May 09, 2012 3:01 am

Man I never posted the kicker, did I.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0624695/
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Wed May 09, 2012 3:05 am

The term 'massage parlor' often has negative connotations, so it's best to refer to such facilities as therapy or wellness centers.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby zutroy » Wed May 09, 2012 3:17 am

this thread further verifies that a career as a "manual therapist" was not for me
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Fri May 18, 2012 3:57 am

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Broncobama » Fri May 18, 2012 4:00 am

I could use an Onstad Adjustment.
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i need to get a date with this BEER so i can tickle torture my inhibitions!!
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby glock mane » Fri May 18, 2012 4:06 am

this is just a porn subgenre right
the rapper faced a possible life sentence for the literal gunplay
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby rex » Fri May 18, 2012 4:45 am

holy shit
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Duke » Fri May 18, 2012 5:04 am

oh man that suit
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Duke » Fri May 18, 2012 5:15 am

further investigation makes it seem like he's always wearing one of those double breasted suits

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Dear You » Fri May 18, 2012 5:23 am

sirbeavertease wrote:this fuckin guy



Funny, I was about to post this guy. Came across his one night like a month or so ago when I drunkenly searched YouTube for "how to crack a back". :oops:
Jugdish wrote:all i really want is for a woman to know the real me. the one underneath all these false fronts i put up, underneath my clothes, underneath the epidermal layer, inside my bone marrow. i call him "soggy pete."
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Duke » Fri May 18, 2012 5:57 am

oh snap, check this out, 6:10



also the post-video channel ad is incredible
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Totally » Sat May 26, 2012 2:22 am

Oh man you guys haven't even met Chrissie Natoli and Jen Hilman yet!


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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Jeremy » Sat May 26, 2012 2:39 am

The extent of the YouTube™ "wellness" community is exploding my universe.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Jeremy » Sat May 26, 2012 2:40 am

Does anyone know what the fuck this is or what I added it to a bunch of my playlists?

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby ueckerist » Sat May 26, 2012 2:54 am

I made a thread about this guy a while ago

Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Cronos » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:17 pm

IT like it a Crime these Days jus to be Retarded....
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby ingmar b » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:29 pm

massage is nice
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby zutroy » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:11 pm

its amazing how some people believe that applying pressure or implementing movements/rotations by hand with varying levels of velocity can accelerate the healing of damaged tissues

I was really experiencing some cognitive dissonance during 4th year

there is much crazier therapies out there than Gonstead - networking, craniosacral therapy, activator...I could go on
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Locke » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:16 am

zutroy wrote:its amazing how some people believe that applying pressure or implementing movements/rotations by hand with varying levels of velocity can accelerate the healing of damaged tissues

I was really experiencing some cognitive dissonance during 4th year

there is much crazier therapies out there than Gonstead - networking, craniosacral therapy, activator...I could go on


my mom is deep into this and i let her practice on me. i'm always like yes sure the bones in my skull are moving. she's a physical therapist.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby black mamba » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:30 am

zutroy those all sound like scientology classes bro
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby beave » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:49 am

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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Wayne Chrebet » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:44 pm

I watch a lot of whisper videos on YouTube
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby chimp_ » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:49 pm

zutroy what %age of stuff you were taught do you now realise to be total bullshit
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Mesh » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:58 pm

Natoli Soft-Voice Therapy™ has jellified me, blasted that weak-ass caffeine.
brewed into the common yeast of the waves
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby zutroy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:03 pm

chimp_ wrote:zutroy what %age of stuff you were taught do you now realise to be total bullshit


A very very small amount of the course material taught in school was in regards to therapies. We were taught to adjust for two hours per week and the remaining 38 hours were human sciences. Seems kinda odd looking back on it.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby zutroy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:09 pm

sirbeavertease wrote:



OH YES - CHECK THE LEG LENGTH DISCREPANCIES
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby Jeremy » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:14 pm

At least with those medicine wagon guys you got something to drink and didn't get felt up.
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Re: I'm calling bullshit on this massage therapist

Postby chimp_ » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:17 pm

zutroy wrote:
chimp_ wrote:zutroy what %age of stuff you were taught do you now realise to be total bullshit


A very very small amount of the course material taught in school was in regards to therapies. We were taught to adjust for two hours per week and the remaining 38 hours were human sciences. Seems kinda odd looking back on it.


did they teach you wacky stuff about life-forces and whatnot
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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