okay ladies before we start I wanna get one thing straight

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby wheeljack » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:38 am

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this ones a parody of a parody
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Postby wheeljack » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:44 am

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Postby nakedlunch » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:20 pm

bump
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Postby grammatron » Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:48 pm

pretty good
pretty pretty pretty good
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:15 am

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Postby sambadeamigo » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:47 am

didnt know it could be funny
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Postby fox » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:47 am

nakedlunch wrote:bump


that one was a collaborative

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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:48 am

i registered a tumblr to collect these but you cant post in a res high enough to read the speech bubbles :(
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Postby important dentist » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:45 am

i can't believe "chuck palahniuk meets the vagina monologues" is actually a punchline

i mean i can believe it, but i can't believe it
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:30 am

trying to make these comics even worse is the hardest thing
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Postby white mage » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:58 am

poor faulkner had too much to drink
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Postby baba o rly » Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:25 am

i laughed at several of these
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Postby dracula » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:59 am

wheeljack how often do you to try and see whether people will pretend they get any random assortment of bullshit you put together
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:31 am

whow! i can't believe Roaste Beef just told his friend to get lost like that...he must really feel sad but in a fuckin toallyt RANDOM way lol...im gonna start finding creative way's to say "Fuck You" muahahahhaha
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Postby moww » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:51 am

wheeljack wrote:comic

you think xkcd is worse than this?
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Postby fox » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:15 am

dracula are you menocu, be honest
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Postby jewels » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:30 am

Johan POOPLER wrote:whow! i can't believe Roaste Beef just told his friend to get lost like that...he must really feel sad but in a fuckin toallyt RANDOM way lol...im gonna start finding creative way's to say "Fuck You" muahahahhaha


this is a pretty accurate break down of achewood, and may have increased my enjoyment of it.
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:02 pm

sean g wrote:
wheeljack wrote:comic

you think xkcd is worse than this?


xkcd is the worst thing on the internet
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Postby neopolitan » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:05 pm

that sort of hyperbole is neurotic.
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:08 pm

neopolitan wrote:that sort of hyperbole is neurotic.


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you get this shit
then you get jokes about warcraft
then you get the jokes about math and the stalker notes

what part of this isnt horrific

jeph draws imaginary indie girls talking about masturbation, the xkcd lout draws imaginary math women dressing down people spouting ridiculous strawmen and then he writes loves letters to them, the sort of notes that would result in a restrainment order in real life
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Postby iambic » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:11 pm

fox wrote:dracula are you menocu, be honest

bad enough to be
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Postby neopolitan » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:12 pm

none of that is horrific, and some of them are ok. i liked the xkcd about the hadron collider giving a helicopter cancer. its leagues better than QC, or Cyanide and Happiness.
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:14 pm

neopolitan wrote:none of that is horrific, and some of them are ok. i liked the xkcd about the hadron collider giving a helicopter cancer. its leagues better than QC, or Cyanide and Happiness.


its my least favorite webcomic by quite some margin. whether or not that means worst is open to debate

its clearly worse than QC. its just smug comment thread posts dressed up with little stickmen and venn diagrams. intolerably smug
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Postby neopolitan » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:16 pm

what XKCD did in that last comic isn't an example of a strawman argument.
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Postby neopolitan » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:17 pm

i'll admit it is a little smug, though.
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:17 pm

neopolitan wrote:what XKCD did in that last comic isn't an example of a strawman argument.


yes it is, the first speech bubble anyway
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Postby neopolitan » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:18 pm

what argument is the author misrepresenting?
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Postby universe » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:19 pm

Xkcd is for software engineers
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Postby wheeljack » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:20 pm

garrrghh you win this round, webcomic moriarty
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