11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

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Postby Ersaph » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:47 pm

It's our most recent correspondence. We check in every few days to hash things out.

I'm glad we're on the same page about Chris Pratt playing a dad or bear-type character!
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Postby terminus » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:50 pm

pls regale us with the tale of how you first slid into lights' DMs
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Postby inmate » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:41 am

light rail coyote wrote:
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this just scorched my brain


yeah, fuck



picturing this is killing me

now i can't stop picturing lights walking around his house obliviously doing a really offensive samuel l jackson impression like michael scott or something
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:24 am

i was thinking more like this
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Postby brent » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:44 am

terminus wrote:was getting popcorn at the movie theater the other day and when the concession stand guy asked me if i wanted "extra butter" i got a really insane panicky feeling

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Postby Kenny » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:52 am

Jackson, your career seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:52 pm



this kid was being groomed since birth :?
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:26 pm

do you think he's ever going to have a "It's time to put away childish things" moment with his Dreamworks Blu-Ray collection
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:07 pm

never
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:14 pm

was Dan Murphy's failed dream to become a tv personality and he pushed that on to his child
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Postby Ersaph » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:43 pm

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Postby tawny frogmouth » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:57 pm

loaf angel wrote:

this kid was being groomed since birth :?


i know this guy's name is a pun on Feelin' Good, but i mean it's also easily Fill In Good, which is really unfortunate with him next to a child
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:59 pm

i'm skeptical about that poppins take, but lights does seem to know what the awards shows want!
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Postby Ersaph » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:01 pm

I've very skeptical of the Poppins take in the long-run but do agree with Lights that Blunt is a shoe in for a GG nom

Thought it was best not to bring up Oscars, GGs are more his expertise
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:04 pm

mary poppins will be closer to awards season, but the content makes it less likely, yet by the time the globes happen it will feel like a quiet place was from the year before. kid is good
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Postby Ersaph » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:12 pm

Celiac Cruz wrote:mary poppins will be closer to awards season, but the content makes it less likely, yet by the time the globes happen it will feel like a quiet place was from the year before. kid is good


My most fervent hope now is that Dear Christopher Robin and Mary Poppins Returns split the votes of those who would nominate them and neither sneaks through

But yeah, Lights is right
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Postby Ersaph » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:13 pm

The affectless "Blunt will be nominated for Poppins" sounded so dark to me
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:16 pm

Ersaph wrote:The affectless "Blunt will be nominated for Poppins" sounded so dark to me


Well I'm just going to flat out say that Lights doesn't seem to want to talk to you.
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Postby Ersaph » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:20 pm

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Postby arepa » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:35 pm

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this is fucking killing me
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:37 pm

Of course Blunt will be nominated for Poppins. Have you seen the Comedy or Musical nominations recently?
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:39 pm

Ersaph wrote::(


And it's his loss!!!!!!
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Postby OKterrific » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:40 pm

laying it on a little thick with the exclamation points. he's not 13 anymore, ersaph.
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:42 pm

Quiz: Which of these performances was not nominated in the category Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical since 2010?

a) Helen Mirren - The Hundred-Foot Journey
b) Maggie Smith - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
c) Angelina Jolie - The Tourist
d) Kate Winslet - Labor Day
e) Emily Blunt - Into the Woods

Answer:
b) In 2012, Maggie Smith was nominated in this category - for Quartet. She was a supporting actress in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, for which Judi Dench scored a nomination.

Fun fact: Mirren, Dench, Smith, and Streep have combined for 9 nominations (but 0 wins :() in this category since 2012. At least one of them has been nominated every year! Great work, ladies.
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:43 pm

damn Jackson never even looks at my DMs :(
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Postby OKterrific » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:43 pm

none of those are real movies
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Postby Ersaph » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:05 pm

Maybe we should move this thread to Members.
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:13 pm

delgriffith wrote:Quiz: Which of these performances was not nominated in the category Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Comedy or Musical since 2010?

a) Helen Mirren - The Hundred-Foot Journey
b) Maggie Smith - The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
c) Angelina Jolie - The Tourist
d) Kate Winslet - Labor Day
e) Emily Blunt - Into the Woods

Answer:
b) In 2012, Maggie Smith was nominated in this category - for Quartet. She was a supporting actress in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, for which Judi Dench scored a nomination.

Fun fact: Mirren, Dench, Smith, and Streep have combined for 9 nominations (but 0 wins :() in this category since 2012. At least one of them has been nominated every year! Great work, ladies.
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Postby Franco » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:26 pm

delgriffith wrote:Of course Blunt will be nominated for Poppins. Have you seen the Comedy or Musical nominations recently?


100% shoo in. But Jackson needs to be careful with his bearish Toni Collette take.
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Postby bongo » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:32 pm

OKterrific wrote:laying it on a little thick with the exclamation points. he's not 13 anymore, ersaph.


he’s an 11 year old you sick fucking fuck!!!’
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