11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby ripersnifle » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:05 am

the Eagles should rly update their logo
looks like something out of D2: The Mighty Ducks
steakspoon wrote:sorry if sounds corny fellas but i'll always remember where i was when i heard my first big star song..the internet.
Totally wrote:also to the really creepily obsessed kid frothing NON-US SPORTS GEAR IS A COMPLEXITY-SIGNALING DEVICE FOR AGEING HIPSTER ACOLYTES WHO DOWNLOAD MOANA: I have a lot of friends (and an apartment) in Geelong. Get a fuckin life man.
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Postby ripersnifle » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:06 am

fuck
steakspoon wrote:sorry if sounds corny fellas but i'll always remember where i was when i heard my first big star song..the internet.
Totally wrote:also to the really creepily obsessed kid frothing NON-US SPORTS GEAR IS A COMPLEXITY-SIGNALING DEVICE FOR AGEING HIPSTER ACOLYTES WHO DOWNLOAD MOANA: I have a lot of friends (and an apartment) in Geelong. Get a fuckin life man.
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:17 am


Has Lights reviewed a Fifty Shades movie before? I don't like the thought.
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Postby bongo » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:48 am

THEE EMOOOOOOOOOJI MOOOOOOVIIEEEEEE
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:00 am

"fifty shades freed was so bad i could direct a better movie with my hands bound behind my back"
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Postby bongo » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:05 am

i had to hide lights on FB

i like knowing hes there... but... man
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:06 am

light rail coyote wrote:"fifty shades freed was so bad i could direct a better movie with my hands bound behind my back"


I think the only jokes he does are limited to the movie titles themselves
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby trouble » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:22 am

is that rabbit is going to put that carrot in that sex couple's asses
i'm on one
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Postby Kenny » Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:32 pm

delgriffith wrote:
Has Lights reviewed a Fifty Shades movie before? I don't like the thought.


is he implying that rabbit is going to use the carrot as a sex toy
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Postby NegativeCapability » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:30 pm

How dare y'all. There's nothing dirty happening in this boy's mind. Nothing happening at all.
Greta Van Fleet
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Postby brent » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:33 pm

that tweet instantly reminded me of http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=114072
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Postby ripersnifle » Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:44 pm

lol
steakspoon wrote:sorry if sounds corny fellas but i'll always remember where i was when i heard my first big star song..the internet.
Totally wrote:also to the really creepily obsessed kid frothing NON-US SPORTS GEAR IS A COMPLEXITY-SIGNALING DEVICE FOR AGEING HIPSTER ACOLYTES WHO DOWNLOAD MOANA: I have a lot of friends (and an apartment) in Geelong. Get a fuckin life man.
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Postby oglop » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:22 pm

bongo wrote:i had to hide lights on FB

i like knowing hes there... but... man


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Postby worrywort » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:49 pm

Fifty Shades is all about cucumbers, not carrots: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8 ... egetables/
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Postby bongo » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:50 pm

oglop wrote:
bongo wrote:i had to hide lights on FB

i like knowing hes there... but... man


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lol
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Postby antoine » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:39 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:I don't understand the shirt he's wearing, either

that's his frozen yogurt shirt
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Postby haddonfield » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:55 pm

i'd wear the hell out of that shirt honestly
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Postby haddonfield » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:56 pm

okay wait the collar is very puzzling
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Postby inspectorhound » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:08 am

What's going on here?

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Postby haddonfield » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:15 am

that's a classic stabilizing pinky tuck
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Postby Amblin » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:23 am

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Postby Kenny » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:06 am

Lights really wants to see that rabbit fuck the human female

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Postby brent » Thu Feb 08, 2018 11:50 am

someone shop him into the right panel of that pic
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Postby NegativeCapability » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:15 pm

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Postby bongo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:15 pm

i was hoping for the creepy background pic of him
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Postby brent » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:22 pm

:lol:
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Postby Amblin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:22 pm



Just washing down a slice with some boxed milk
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:27 pm

Lowfat milk? Someone's feeling decadent.
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Postby Cone » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:08 pm

I am a huge supporter of the pizza/cold milk combo but come on lights, grab a glass buddy
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:15 pm

Really grim.
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