11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:16 pm

any way you slice it

dhats duh way you need it

any way you slice it *bauw wah wah wowuw*
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Postby inspectorhound » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:35 pm

imagine the farts Lights is going to rip at tonight's 15:17 screening
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:53 pm

inspectorhound wrote:imagine the farts Lights is going to rip at tonight's 15:17 screening


allllll night *bawm bahmp* allllll night
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Postby Brain Stew » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:57 pm

So he's drinking

https://www.horizon.com/products/milk/l ... n-milk-box

Does he eat lunchables too?
You know, signatures are pretty night bus...
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Postby light rail coyote » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:40 pm

how was that picture not taken in a jr high cafeteria
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:43 pm

I'm sure that pizza is fine, but I'm disappointed in Lights getting flatbread and not a NY-style slice for #NationalPizzaDay
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:04 pm



Emma Roberts turning into Rosanna Arquette
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Postby trouble » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:18 pm

Well I'm from Utica and I never heard of any @RobertsEmma
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Postby Cone » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:18 pm

I've actually heard stories that she is the exact opposite of incredibly nice.
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Postby trouble » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:19 pm

Hold the fuck up, Yesterday was National Pizza Day? I had Chinese food!
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Postby Cone » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:21 pm

Get your ass a National Day Calendar. I have one hanging in my bathroom and it’s fun to celebrate an arbitrary “national day”
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:30 pm

trouble wrote:Well I'm from Utica and I never heard of any @RobertsEmma

:D
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:40 pm

whoa Lights actually broke the news that Johann Johannsson died for me.

#RIP
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:40 pm

Yeah same. Christ.
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Postby Jefferson Zeppelin » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:45 pm

delgriffith wrote:
trouble wrote:Well I'm from Utica and I never heard of any @RobertsEmma

:D


Oh, not in Utica, no... she's from the Poughkeepsie area.
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Postby ripersnifle » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:14 pm

inspectorhound wrote:imagine the farts Lights is going to rip at tonight's 15:17 screening
lol
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:09 pm

I am convinced that Clint Eastwood did not direct “The 15:17 to Paris”. Somebody named Cliff Eastwood or Clint Eastman – maybe. But not the four-time Oscar-winning director and all-time movie icon.
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:11 pm

fuck.
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby inmate » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:19 pm

huge if true
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:58 pm


He's out of control
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Postby Amblin » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:01 pm

Pull yourself together Jackson
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:08 pm

love this stupid little idiot
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Postby Amblin » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:08 pm

Someone had a little too much milk with dinner tonight
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Postby inmate » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:09 pm

i know it's obvious but it still blows my mind how insanely bad his writing is. i love it
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Postby OKterrific » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:09 pm

Ties are rare at The Academy Awards, but a half dozen in the show’s history is a pretty high number
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:11 pm

delgriffith wrote:
I am convinced that Clint Eastwood did not direct “The 15:17 to Paris”. Somebody named Cliff Eastwood or Clint Eastman – maybe. But not the four-time Oscar-winning director and all-time movie icon.


Image
Greta Van Fleet
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Postby noiseandpop » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:11 pm

delgriffith wrote:
I am convinced that Clint Eastwood did not direct “The 15:17 to Paris”. Somebody named Cliff Eastwood or Clint Eastman – maybe. But not the four-time Oscar-winning director and all-time movie icon.


damn, I love this
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Postby OKterrific » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:14 pm

let's say there's been an an average of 20 categories a year for 89 years, six ties means they occur .003% of the time
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Postby ratbags » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:14 pm

that's a such a good eastwood burn
session to session
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Postby ratbags » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:15 pm

shades of ebert there
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