11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby nice pass » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:18 pm

even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while
You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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Postby OKterrific » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:37 pm

just saw 15:17 and that's the most spot on review lights has ever written
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Postby lordofdiapers » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:42 pm

Amblin wrote:Someone had a little too much milk with dinner tonight


:D
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:54 am

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby alex » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:03 pm

jesus christ
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Postby VHGisdead » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:08 pm

...did he throw some George Washington apocrypha into that tweet
Bought this at the mall I'm gonna wear this at the mall.
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Postby bongo » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:12 pm

wow
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby easy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:13 pm

Image
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Postby haddonfield » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:22 pm

unreal
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:26 pm

Lights is spinning a lot of plates in that tweet, kudos
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby saranclaps » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:12 pm

I entered this thread thinking it was the elections thread and was really really confused.
Real Love wrote:every once in a while saranclaps will try to do a funny and it's an extremely off note but I'm not totally convinced he's aware of what is happening
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Postby pinkerton » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:52 pm

easy wrote:Image


:lol:

I was worried Lights wouldn’t have a Peter Rabbit food allergy bullying take but he pumped one out on Snapchat within the hour. Lights, if you’re reading this...thank you.
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:34 pm



:shock:
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:35 pm

just made a noise i've never made before
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Postby Cone » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:37 pm

yesssss
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Postby bongo » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:37 pm

how does lights know i love pears
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby RIXX » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:39 pm

Rick London esque
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Postby the soccer return believer » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:56 pm

jesus
katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:32 am

Oof.
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Postby Mesh » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:16 am

THEEEEEEE OLYMPIIIIIIIC LETDOOOOOOOWN
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
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Postby bongo » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:17 am

lol
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby light rail coyote » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:18 am

happy valentine's day, everyone

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Postby loaf angel » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:21 am

deer god
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby brent » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:25 am

enjoying this lights does comedy arc
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Postby ripersnifle » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:50 am

lol so i dreamt of LCJ last night
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:58 am

ripersnifle wrote:lol so i dreamt of LCJ last night
Board is ... Dream(?)

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Postby loaf angel » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:42 pm



this one has it all
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:43 pm

Pure Lights
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby the soccer return believer » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:58 pm

he really loves old white dudes presenting stuff huh. like, a weird amount
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Postby delgriffith » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:03 pm

loaf angel wrote:

this one has it all

Happy Valentine's Day!
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