11 yr old film critic: Lights, Camera, JACKSON!

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby terminus » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:02 pm

opi wrote:Image

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Postby opi » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:02 pm

lol
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Postby opi » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:02 pm

@ del but both really
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Postby Bartatua » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:09 pm

Ersaph wrote:Maybe we should move this thread to Members.


If it means more correspondence i wholeheartedly agree
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Postby alex » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:38 pm

delgriffith wrote:Ima fix Blark


lmao
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:55 pm

Bartatua wrote:
Ersaph wrote:Maybe we should move this thread to Members.


If it means more correspondence i wholeheartedly agree

I don't agree because I rarely look anywhere outside this folder.
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Postby Bartatua » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:06 pm

We canfix that
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:45 pm

don't move the thread
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Postby Ersaph » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:20 pm

Lights and I will carry our correspondence on in private then
And I feel like this year is really about, just the year of realizing stuff.
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:12 pm



I can understand his obsession with the Middle, but what was he doing watching The Chew? It's on during school hours!
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Postby Brain Stew » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:20 pm

It's weird how much he dances around #MeToo. I thought The Chew shut down because Batali is a creep.
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Postby cooly » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:22 pm

i think we came to the conclusion that lcj is a meninist
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Postby Brain Stew » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:22 pm

I think his twitter is screened by his parents. When I complemented his ranking of the Shrek movies I got an immediate response. However, I recently wrote "Mr. Senor Love Daddy from Do the Right Thing" as my favorite Samuel L. Jackson character and got no response.
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:39 pm

Celiac Cruz wrote:

I can understand his obsession with the Middle, but what was he doing watching The Chew? It's on during school hours!


you know our lad had that shit on DVR. after school snack with The Chew!
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Postby bongo » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:44 pm

what in the fuck is “the chew”
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:45 pm

talk show but they're always cooking
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:49 pm

this is too easy

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Postby cooly » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:49 pm

that sounds like a good idea but that picture seems like it sucks

edit: the chew i mean
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:53 pm

Brain Stew wrote:I think his twitter is screened by his parents. When I complemented his ranking of the Shrek movies I got an immediate response. However, I recently wrote "Mr. Senor Love Daddy from Do the Right Thing" as my favorite Samuel L. Jackson character and got no response.

He's 19. He knows Shrek and it's very likely he's never seen Do the Right Thing.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:56 pm

I'm willing to believe his parents carefully guarded his online presence at one point, but you also have to consider a 19-year old who has made it his job to keep up with contemporary movies isn't going to have much time for films from before he was born, unless he happens to catch some in whatever classes he's taking in college.
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:57 pm

have a hard time believing Lights has seen any movie from before his birth
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Postby bongo » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:01 pm

ersaph can you ask lights to review the decalogue please
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Postby Brain Stew » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:24 pm

He also asked if Disney should buy Fox and I said Comcast should and he stonewalled me
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 16, 2018 5:49 pm



which Blark character is this
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goddammit
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Postby kayke » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:21 pm

Image
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Postby cooly » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:26 pm

loaf angel wrote:have a hard time believing Lights has seen any movie from before his birth

in his 12 days of christmas videos there's sometimes like a cinderella reissue or gone with the wind deluxe edition but it's typically surrounded by 11 'the smurfs 2' type releases
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Postby hoopdog » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:34 pm

I get the impression that while his parents may no longer explicitly monitor his social media, years of them strenuously filtering anything controversial or upsetting from entering his worldview has left Lights critically unable to respond to subversive or political responses. Definitely seems like the type to shut down/ignore questions unrelated to box office figures and horserace calls during awards season
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Postby inmate » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:51 pm

at this point we should have an entire members-only subforum dedicated to lights
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Postby brian dennehy fan » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:19 pm

is it ok to officially submit regis into the 2018 death pool here
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