Professionals who charge you their full hourly rate to learn

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
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Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
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Postby spix et chicho » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:44 pm

like this was a 6-poster at best not a 4-pager
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby roy » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:49 pm

Montague Terrace wrote:I get where Roy's coming from. Most of the time, if a lawyer in our firm has to research something and "learn" it, we'll go a little easy on the time, but keep the same hourly rate. Like I really spent 2 hours trying to figure out "minecraft" but I'll only charge you for one

that's cool. i can live with 50%.
I ain't sayin' she a gold digger,
But she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
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Postby BlackSugar » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:53 pm

my problem was that I never billed my hours throughout the day like I was supposed to
instead at the end of the week 20 minutes before my timesheet was due, I would frantically pore over email and outlook calendar and try to manufacture the week. I had to be at least 80% billable and guess what, I hit it every time
that day I spent three hours downloading, tagging and organizing steely dan's discog? research!
I come like a thousand doves
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Postby cooly » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:29 pm

roy i'll be your lawyer, but i'm going to have to charge you my full rate for u 2 put me through law school
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:33 pm

i have a 401k
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Postby Gehrig Industries » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:45 pm

hey roy
You're a long way from home now
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Postby fuckles » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:51 pm

spix et chicho wrote:like this was a 6-poster at best not a 4-pager

stay tuned for hot roy/merciel make-up sex
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Postby cram » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:52 pm

this is like a sequel to the tipping thread
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