tell me about the single life

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:25 pm

I'm imagining double-stuffed Oreos and Dancing with the Stars.

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Postby wendy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:27 pm

Bluto, you're scaring me.
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:28 pm

You think you're scared. What about me?!
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:28 pm

its jugdish asking naked lunch to get high and go hiking tomorrow and naked lunch saying yeah maybe and adding that he and some of his bros might see jackass 3d in the afternoon

these are things I lost in the fire
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Postby seriesfinale » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:28 pm

Sorry to hear dude.
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Postby gold and glass » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:28 pm

Lotta double stuffing
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby chandler » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:29 pm

it's p awesome
i've been getting really into pestcest too lately. haven't really been able to find much good ant stuff, though. anybody have any links to some good biting vids/pics?
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:29 pm

blacksugar, you want to get high and go hiking?
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:30 pm

oh god I was so hoping someone would ask me to go hiking. yes yes a thousand times yes!
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:31 pm

just writing that post, however divorced from any and all reality, brought me a little happiness
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Postby G_S » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:33 pm

dancing in fountains on the reg
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:33 pm

glad I could bring you a little comfort in your dark hour.
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:34 pm

For serious though, I am going to get super high and go hiking tomorrow.
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:34 pm

its like, I want to make a post that says "well single people might have lots of free time and friends and disposable income and sporto activities and all that, but married people get to..." and I end up staring off into space for a few minutes trying to think of something beyond "...have the option of filing joint or separate tax returns"
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Postby ruiner » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:34 pm

it's pretty badass yeah
FUCK

I LOVE ROCK MUSIC
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Postby BlackSugar » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:35 pm

Bluto II Cute-O wrote:For serious though, I am going to get super high and go hiking tomorrow.


filing away for future reference, as getting high and climbing old rag (or big devils stairs or the national forest run) is one of my favorite things to do ever. hell, jamming to tunes on the drive up is almost as fun as the actual trailwork
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:35 pm

well you get tons of tax advantages. Especially since you have a couple kids, and maybe even own a house. Also, you never have to worry about choking to death and being eaten by the cat before anyone notices the smell coming from your sad, one-bedroom apartment.
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Postby badhat » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:36 pm

i get all excited about having bachelor time when my wife is going out of town and then she leaves and i settle in and get indian food watch dumb cop shows and i'm bored like an hour after she leaves.
admittedly the metal thread has recently taken a hit
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Postby wendy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:37 pm

Bluto do you know how to cook because if not I can mail you a casserole.
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:37 pm

BlackSugar wrote:
Bluto II Cute-O wrote:For serious though, I am going to get super high and go hiking tomorrow.


filing away for future reference, as getting high and climbing old rag (or big devils stairs or the national forest run) is one of my favorite things to do ever. hell, jamming to tunes on the drive up is almost as fun as the actual trailwork


No car, so I'm just going to do RCP. I've never been up to the boundary bridge before, so that's my goal.
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Postby lights » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:37 pm

I'm about to go from long distance relationship to moving to DC to move in with my girlfriend. On the one hand yay but on the other hand I doubt she'll appreciate when I say my plans for the evening are "Sitting in this chair, smoking, drinking whiskey, and listening to records till 3am".
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:38 pm

badhat wrote:i get all excited about having bachelor time when my wife is going out of town and then she leaves and i settle in and get indian food watch dumb cop shows and i'm bored like an hour after she leaves.

Yeah, this. My wife was gone for a day recently and I never bothered putting on pants all day I had Hulu and Netflix running at the same time, and I wasn't really watching either of them.

Best day of the year so far.
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:39 pm

suspension bridge wrote:Bluto do you know how to cook because if not I can mail you a casserole.


I can make pasta, simple egg dishes, chicken, hamburger, Stauffer's Garbage, and quesadillas.
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Postby Luke » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:39 pm

Shotfrog wrote:
badhat wrote:i get all excited about having bachelor time when my wife is going out of town and then she leaves and i settle in and get indian food watch dumb cop shows and i'm bored like an hour after she leaves.

Yeah, this. My wife was gone for a day recently and I never bothered putting on pants all day I had redtube and youporn running at the same time, and I wasn't really watching either of them.

Best day of the year so far.
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Postby wendy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:39 pm

Bluto II Cute-O wrote:
suspension bridge wrote:Bluto do you know how to cook because if not I can mail you a casserole.


I can make pasta, simple egg dishes, chicken, hamburger, Stauffer's Garbage, and quesadillas.


Then I am going to stop worrying about you at once.
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Postby ecto » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:40 pm

i need someone to take care of me i

i'm so lonely
I'm 15 and want to be a part of this friend now. What can I do? (self.LazerBlade)
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Postby Bluto II Cute-O » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:41 pm

Spartacus wrote:did you break up with your gf or something?

the single life sucks until it doesn't, and after that it's pretty great, though even then it can suck on occasion, for example when you invest a lot into sleeping with a girl and then she decides she doesn't want to go out with you again


She broke up with me. I have to say I'm not very excited about this development.
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Postby Ankh » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:42 pm

sometimes I get annoyed and wish I could play minecraft for hours without feeling judged

but than I realize how she's right, that would be pathetic
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Postby pantsoclock » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:45 pm

I do have a car and also like getting high and hiking if there's anywhere farther out you want to go.
I have to be home in time to go to a wedding at 6 tomorrow tho.
I pay tax to help pay for things like police..fire..parks..but it goes to Ferguson like people and foreigners who are scamming our stupid government that is full of pasta thieves like this guy
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Postby Infinity Lunker » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:46 pm

It's a great opportunity to get some fresh tail!

Well if you're better at that kind of stuff than I am at least.
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