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Postby trigross » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:54 am

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Postby chimp_ » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:57 am

glosstime wrote:yeah that's crazy

i just turned 24 and couldn't be more depressed about it


honestly don't understand this

i get depressed about plenty of stuff but it's never directly related to how old i am. if you are 24 i feel like you shouldn't be depressed about being "old"

maybe i'm misinterpreting you
the spirit of this thread is the total death-wish. it frightens me. people are laughing about this, because they are idiots, just idiots.
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Postby Pokemon Mastah » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:58 am

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Postby speakers » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:03 pm

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Postby legibet » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:04 pm

I look forward to being old because then I can stop dreading being old.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:12 pm

what if you start focusing on the youth you lost dreading becoming old
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Postby feral » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:14 pm

Serious reply: I am 23.

(gotta get to 2000 posts!)
philosophy isny jut navel gazing about "life"
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Postby your army » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:16 pm

Toofer_Spurlock wrote:I'll be 23 next month.
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Postby kino » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:22 pm

I'm 39 and I turn 40 at the end of December.
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Postby Count MC » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:24 pm

86'
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Postby fuckles » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:24 pm

if you elect me as a mod i'll ban everyone under the age of 24
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby lights » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:27 pm

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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:50 pm

why fuckles WHY
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Postby Fiver » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:11 pm

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Postby southpaw » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:43 pm

29

One full year more I'm allowed to keep changing my facial hair and playing (or at least admitting to ever having played) disc golf
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Postby fuckles » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:50 pm

The Dirty Turtle wrote:why fuckles WHY

i'd say anyone who's 14 or older is safe, im not gonna run for mayor of internet til about 2020
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby kid8 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:55 pm

turned 29 a week ago.


:o i'm 29!
Steve was the only man i loved.
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Postby fuckles » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:57 pm

me 2 kid8
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:57 pm

dictator fuckles
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Postby Kuboaa » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:03 pm

26, I made the cut!
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Postby loadletter » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:10 pm

fuckles wrote:i'd say anyone who's 14 or older is safe, im not gonna run for mayor of internet til about 2020


can i be your minister of transportation

i wanna be in charge of maintaining the information superhighway ;)
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Postby sean bateman » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:26 pm

i turn 21 on sunday
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you're the bee's knees but so am i.
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Postby wintergreen » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:31 pm

everyone prior to sean bateman:

Image

median: 25
mode: 22
stdev: 4.1

are you actually 16, though, pokemon mastah?
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Postby fuckles » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:48 pm

loadletter wrote:
fuckles wrote:i'd say anyone who's 14 or older is safe, im not gonna run for mayor of internet til about 2020


can i be your minister of transportation

i wanna be in charge of maintaining the information superhighway ;)

no youre fired
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby wintergreen » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:53 pm

oh, also: 145 respondents.
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Postby windfucker » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:56 pm

wintergreen i lied about my age by 8 years, i hope that didn't throw off your graph too much
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:03 pm

Pokemon Mastah is 23-24. Also brent probably isn't 37.
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Postby G_S » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:06 pm

I'm not grue
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Postby MikeS » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:12 pm

man im starting to feel old for this place.

also I thought the last time we did this the median was 28, when i was like 28
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