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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby patrick cokane? » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:51 am

you're, like, so insular.
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Postby wintergreen » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:58 am

i just came home from karaoke with like 15 french and belgian people.

i've never seen people so excited about 4 non blondes.
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Postby death is my amigo » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:07 am

cant wait to see what you pussies are gonna say about us : )
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Postby marble » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:28 am

americans are fat and like to eat hamburgers, pizza etc
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Postby sleepy_boy » Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:50 am

The most insufferable tourists
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Postby The Dirty Turtle » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:31 am

disgusting generally
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:34 am

so earnest and overbearing
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Postby Locke » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:34 am

USA! USA!
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:38 am

wait staff are so servile, I hear

disgusting corporate worship culture
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:38 am

and how about all those wars they do
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:39 am

Yeah you're welcome for how we saved every country in some war, you fucking faggots.
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Postby SPEED ACE » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:42 am

such natural heroes
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:42 am

we also made pizza great
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:42 am

reactionary and possess a false sense of history/inflated sense of selves
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:43 am

mcwop23 wrote:we also made pizza great

made it greasier, anyway
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:44 am

You guys are pretty upset that Mad Men's season ended EH
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:47 am

divisive, rah-rah edutainment 'politics'

good job preserving a broad and informed spectrum of political discourse you predominantly conservative assholes
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:49 am

are you trying to take away my guns
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Postby Pris » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:49 am

tied with germans as the worst tourists - "you cant do this to me im an AMERICAN!"
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:52 am

wars "the most powerful nation" has won without assistance/babysitting, a list:

1. Mexican War
2. Civil War (versus themselves)
3. first Iraq 'war'
4. ...?
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Postby Bob511 » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:56 am

I guess if you're going to be really horrible at something, it might as well be something like tourism that nobody does very well.
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Postby AJNemz » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:00 am

If you ever win an argument with an American they still think they're right. Ever notice that?
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:02 am

yeah a remarkably pigheaded and presupposing people
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Postby grammatron » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:09 am

I thought this thread was all in good fun, but iambic's tone doesn't seem all that jocular.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:10 am

It's true, we're the worst country that everyone culturally leeches from
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:12 am

sorry feech but it's hard to avoid absorbing at least some of the cultural fats and oozes you have so carelessly saturated the globe with
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Postby jewels » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:13 am

We invented Chinese food that is deep fried.
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:14 am

universe wrote:you're just upset because we've coopted your ethnic heritage and claimed it as our own.

not sure which of the many unique and storied heritages you're referring to here

i mean

u got them all
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:14 am

OH GOD THOSE NAZIs THAT WE MADE A PEACE AGREEMENT WITH ARE NOW BOMBING OUR ISLAND!!!??

HELP US UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

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Postby FidelityCastro » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:15 am

jealous much, iambic
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