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Postby complete » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:12 pm

grammatron wrote:
fester wrote:heres a wacky story these assholes told me id get a free breakfast but its just like entemanns coffee cake and some tea

make me some sausage you dildos

the continental breakfast is the biggest scam going


When you're a businessman [or woman *chuckle*] on the go, late for an important early morning meeting, the last thing you want to do is sit down to a large buffet breakfast and have a that sausage sitting like a rock in your stomach all morning, causing steamy, un-holdable gasser farts.

A quick bagel and a hot cup'o'joe'll do you just right.
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Postby Savage » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:14 pm

i fucking love hotels
thanks mountain dew
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Postby complete » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:15 pm

Same here. It's the common trait in all men who enjoy a life of leisure
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Postby G_S » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:15 pm

hotel sex is the best
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:16 pm

yeah well you know what i'd like? I'd like a 3 lb pile of bacon on top of 6 lbs of sausage with egg yolks al over them and lactating boobs shooting all over my face that's a fucking continental breakfast where i come from
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Postby Savage » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:16 pm

complete wrote:
grammatron wrote:
fester wrote:heres a wacky story these assholes told me id get a free breakfast but its just like entemanns coffee cake and some tea

make me some sausage you dildos

the continental breakfast is the biggest scam going


When you're a businessman [or woman *chuckle*] on the go, late for an important early morning meeting, the last thing you want to do is sit down to a large buffet breakfast and have a that sausage sitting like a rock in your stomach all morning, causing steamy, un-holdable gasser farts.

A quick bagel and a hot cup'o'joe'll do you just right.


embassy suites' super comprehensive breakfast rules

you dont need to eat seventy links of sausage
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Postby Savage » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:17 pm

one thing that is weird about embassy suites breakfast is that the glasses they have out are the same ones they use at the hotel bar

so if you drank whiskey the night before and are drinking apple juice in the morning with a severe hangover, you do a pretty embarrassing doubletake
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:18 pm

i want the hot tub jets to shoot pork out all over the place

badhat is not going to respect me after this but im ok
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:21 pm

there is a fireplace and a hot tub but no bike
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:26 pm

gold and glass wrote:fester you're my favorite boarder
I thank God every day for not killing you


gold and glass dont post but also do post.

this is all we have in life, this posting business posting and not posting is what makes us who we are
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:27 pm

WHERE IS IS THE FUCKING BICYCLE
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Postby Vasya » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:27 pm

yeah fester whenever I hear about swine flu I think about you spinning around in that space bed for a month
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:28 pm

badhat im so sorry
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Postby complete » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:32 pm

All I can imagine is Fester getting to the level of drunk where he looks at his av mid-post, zones out for 4 minutes, and then decides "fuck it, looks at this kid. what have I done?" and then attempts to throw a chair through the hotel's double-plate glass
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Postby gold and glass » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:34 pm

fester wrote:
gold and glass wrote:fester you're my favorite boarder
I thank God every day for not killing you


gold and glass dont post but also do post.

this is all we have in life, this posting business posting and not posting is what makes us who we are


I will carry your wisdom with me and let it guide me through this life and on into the next
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:37 pm

look at that, it's existence in our faces,

how can you deny global warming

Im getting pretty hot as we speak

shitfuuuuck fhydont these hot tub jets work
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Postby fuckles » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:38 pm

go pee pee on the bathroom
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby gold and glass » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:39 pm

Go request to be moved to a room where the hot tub jets work
You paid good money for this i think
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby complete » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:43 pm

"The hot tub jets. fuckin... "

"Excuse me, sir?"

"The fuckin. The hot tube. Tube. Tub. Jets. Fuckin, fuck this"

*Pisses on the counter*

"Sir!"

"FUCK YOUR HOT TUBE JETS, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS"
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Postby fuckles » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:44 pm

GO PEE PEE ON THE BATH ROOM
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby Damien Amadeus MetalWind » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:45 pm

last time i was in a hotel this fat woman filled her purse with all the granola bars
really disappointing
kid8 wrote:women should know when to go fucking home. or at least call it a night. the theatrics aren't helping niña.
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Postby complete » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:47 pm

Fester, why do you refuse to piss on things that you don't have to care about minutes after check-out?

I wouldn't get mad if you considered it and denied it, but you just refuse to even acknowledge it.

Hotels, in the early days, were designed to be pissed on.
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Postby good pups » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:03 am

Vasya wrote:Super Bowl weekend I got snowed into that hotel with the guy I was dating at the time. Friday night we'd gone out and gotten Chinese food and by Saturday morning there was no escaping the hotel anymore, everything was just fucking buried. we took stock of the food we had for the weekend, realized it was one order of won ton soup, about twenty gallons of whiskey and two bottles of wine, and went downstairs to rob the continental breakfast for sustenance, which amounted to some bagels

by Saturday night we geared up and made the trek out a few blocks to McDonald's, which was closed, and on to a gas station, where we stocked up on hot pockets and chef boyardee. we got back to the hotel to heat up this garbage in the microwave in the lobby and had to wait in line 20 minutes because everyone else in the hotel was doing the same exact thing


was this all a cozy and fun adventure or not?
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Postby Vasya » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:08 am

oh yeah, it was a great weekend
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Postby fester » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:56 am

i just saw a lady in sweatpants walking to the elevator with some 4 loko. Should I have done something?
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Postby fury » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:00 am

steal the loko?
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Postby wintergreen » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:04 am

yeah, hotel sex.
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Postby fester » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:07 am

you guys were correct. orange loko is the best and lemon lime is pretty good. blu raz is for idiots
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Postby fester » Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:19 am

if you are looking at this thread and thinking about blue raspberry loko you are a stupid idiot
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