taco bell fires back against pussies with new burrito

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Postby unpredictable landlord » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:25 pm

i dunno, "reduced fat sour cream" sounds like a bitch move.
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Postby stumblerunfall » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:25 pm

First good news of the year.
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Postby Klint » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:27 pm

There are no Flamin' Hot Fritos® in that!
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Postby Beaver King » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:28 pm

there doesnt need to be bro, they replaced those pinner chips with some fucking steak
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Postby Locke » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:29 pm

great thread
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Postby FidelityCastro » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:30 pm

whats the price on this bad boy gonna be like
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Postby Colonel Longshanks » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:31 pm

are they using an anti-dusting agent though
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Postby unpredictable landlord » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:33 pm

something tells me that, if i ask for this minus rice, it's gonna be the circumference of a taquito.
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Postby Beaver King » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:35 pm

Colonel Longshanks wrote:are they using an anti-dusting agent though


lets hope, i dont want any dust in my food man
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:36 pm

the burrito with the fritos in it they have out now may actually be their best item

taco bell gets better every day
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Postby powderfinger » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:44 pm

Man, I just went there today and that wasn't on the menu.

The Frito burrito has grown on me. I didn't like it the first time but the one I had today kicked ass.
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:45 pm

it's my dream to wake up one morning and see all other fast food franchises replaced with taco bells

just a row of taco bells
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Postby stumblerunfall » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:46 pm

The volcano burrito is ruining my life.
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Postby ueckerist » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:49 pm

Bartatua wrote:it's my dream to wake up one morning and see all other fast food franchises replaced with taco bells

just a row of taco bells

yeah I loved Demolition Man too
Hopefully, people will take a general look at this and see what's the lesson.
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Postby Beaver King » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:50 pm

can they add volcano sauce to other menu items? like if i went into taco bell and was like "what up bro, ill take a quad steak burrito, add volcano sauce" do you think they'd pull through?
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Postby hbb » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:52 pm

Snake wrote:
Colonel Longshanks wrote:are they using an anti-dusting agent though


lets hope, i dont want any dust in my food man



what if it was magic dust, maaan?

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Postby . » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:52 pm

you mean you don't bring your own sriracha to taco bell with you
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Postby Savage » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:53 pm

snake do you like jack in the box tacos

i think theyre the fucking best things ever but they dont have them here

you live in california and never eat them what gives
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Postby Beaver King » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:57 pm

jack in the box is alright, i usually get the bacon ultimate cheeseburger there though
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Postby Bartatua » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:57 pm

Snake wrote:can they add volcano sauce to other menu items? like if i went into taco bell and was like "what up bro, ill take a quad steak burrito, add volcano sauce" do you think they'd pull through?


yes
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Postby Earthlight » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:58 pm

what hte hell is quad steak is it like from a cow that got run downby an atv
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Postby fury » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:58 pm

savage you are right, the jack in the box tacos are way better and cheaper than taco bells. they dont even claim its meat and its still the bomb
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Postby grammatron » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:02 pm

Earthlight wrote:what hte hell is quad steak is it like from a cow that got run downby an atv

Four servings of steak you fucking novice.
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Postby Earthlight » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:05 pm

four steaks holy cripst they might as well stick a double down in the middle
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Postby FidelityCastro » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:06 pm

jack in the box taco filling legit looks like cat food.

but yeah theyre great
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Postby Beaver King » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:13 pm

id recommend getting your jack in the box tacos with no lettuce
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Postby -1 baby... :( » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:32 pm

Did anyone else hear fireworks when they read the thread title?
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Postby camping » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:19 pm

snake yes you can add volcano sauce but it costs extra
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Postby sectional » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:20 pm

until i saw snake's name i thought this was going to be an onion article
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