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Postby tgk » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:25 pm

Love the stacker
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:31 pm

i tried this thing one more time and it did bad. It's the cowboy from mulholland drive
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Postby fresh salad » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:07 pm

Yep, those are the jeans of a cat owner
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Postby easy » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:10 pm

stacker was fine for $1 but if they bump it up to like $2.39 like they did with the grillers it'll be the last time I ever eat one

it'll probably just fall off the menu soon though, like so many uninspired TB menu items before it
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Postby Daft Pun » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:13 pm

the illuminati ad campaign is fucking bizarre and not funny or clever
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Postby pink snake » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:28 pm

just got back from a Taco Bell pop-up event where they had free Nacho Fries. Spicy fast food fries with a lil cup of cheez wiz. wasn't all that.
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Postby blogger status » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:50 pm

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Postby Bartatua » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:08 am

pink snake wrote:just got back from a Taco Bell pop-up event where they had free Nacho Fries. Spicy fast food fries with a lil cup of cheez wiz. wasn't all that.


Sounds good as hell tbh
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:50 am

all of the marketing/press for this is gonna be like, "whoOoA..!! FRIES at TACO BELL!?!? they sure went crazy this time—they put a food you usually find at other fast food places on their menu. now tell me Hoda, how do you feel about taco bell??"

but the only thing even somewhat taco bell-y about this is the cheese sauce, and they don't even do you the courtesy of putting it on top of the fries.

I bet that sad cup of cheese isn't even a new formulation. they're just making bad fries now in addition to all the stuff I actually go to taco bell to eat.
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:51 am

is this their big superbowl ad flagship menu item for 2018 Q1? the fuck is going on?
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:51 am

we used to make grilled stuffed nachos in this country
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Postby Double McDouble » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:52 am

preach, easy
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:52 am

GSN wasn't even all that but at least it had some fucking spark to it
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:53 am

Make a giant fry filled with cheese and beef. Then we'll talk.
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:53 am

dump that cheese on the fries and then throw some jalapenos that you already have back there on them

fucking put ground beef or CGC sauce on it

do SOMETHING For fucks sake
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:06 am

easy wrote:dump that cheese on the fries and then throw some jalapenos that you already have back there on them

fucking put ground beef or CGC sauce on it

do SOMETHING For fucks sake


apparently this is an option

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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:08 am

thank christ

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Postby tgk » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:11 am

Damn easy losing his shit without even realizing nacho fries were part of the deal
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:13 am

They should definitely have a spicy option with jalapenos though, although I'm sure you can custom build it
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Postby Double McDouble » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:13 am

i'd fuck with the supreme fries for $2.49.
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:17 am

tgk wrote:Damn easy losing his shit without even realizing nacho fries were part of the deal


first of all, the thing you're calling "nacho fries" is the name of the $1 sad cup of fries.

secondly, ify ou honestly think the supreme/belgrande upgrade option makes this deal inspiring enough for me to leave the house, get on a bus, get on a train, walk to the nearest taco bell, say the words "nacho fries supreme" to another person, and then try to find the most secluded table to eat at so no one has to see me do my disgusting ritual, you're probably wrong. maybe.
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Postby Amblin » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:18 am

The next stage is obv a burrito with the fries in it

They just have to phase it in
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Postby Amblin » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:20 am

Nacho Fries is the sad cup of fries and a little sadder cup of cheese sauce

All for $1
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Postby RIXX » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:20 am

Amblin wrote:The next stage is obv a burrito with the fries in it

They just have to phase it in


that would just be a california burrito
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Postby RIXX » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:21 am

which they should totally do
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:21 am



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Postby Amblin » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:22 am

nonchalant wrote:
Amblin wrote:The next stage is obv a burrito with the fries in it

They just have to phase it in


that would just be a california burrito


Is the California burrito copyrighted or something
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