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Postby RIXX » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:20 am

Amblin wrote:The next stage is obv a burrito with the fries in it

They just have to phase it in


that would just be a california burrito
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Postby RIXX » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:21 am

which they should totally do
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:21 am



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Postby Amblin » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:22 am

nonchalant wrote:
Amblin wrote:The next stage is obv a burrito with the fries in it

They just have to phase it in


that would just be a california burrito


Is the California burrito copyrighted or something
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Postby RIXX » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:24 am

nope. according to that article they are calling it ""California Loaded Fries Burrito" in test markets
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Postby tgk » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:28 am

seems a little silly considering there's already the beef and potato burrito (a damn classic imo)
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Postby easy » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:29 am

man remember when the grillers were only $1?

I had the worst BMs that whole month
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:00 pm

subjecting us to 18 months of crispy chicken crap in its various forms was to move their overton window to a point where this fry bullshit, which never had a chance at being welcomed, is tolerated
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:03 pm

if you can't make permanent the BCB, if you can't even limited-time the holy gordita/chalupa trinity, at the very least restore the volcano stuff

let us not assassinate my ass further, Taco Bell. you've done enough. have you no sense of decency, senor? at long last, have you left no sense of decency?
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Postby wolfie » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:20 am

easy wrote:stacker was fine for $1 but if they bump it up to like $2.39 like they did with the grillers it'll be the last time I ever eat one

it'll probably just fall off the menu soon though, like so many uninspired TB menu items before it


It was already gone from the menu when I hit my bell today

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Postby wolfie » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:23 am

DasLofGang wrote:subjecting us to 18 months of crispy chicken crap in its various forms was to move their overton window to a point where this fry bullshit, which never had a chance at being welcomed, is tolerated


They had to have like over ordered breadcrumbs by like 100,000 tonnes and decided fried “chicken” was going to be it until they blew through inventory. It’s all been worthless shit.
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Postby internethandle » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:42 am

the chicken chips or whatever were pretty good
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Postby internethandle » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:43 am

just kidding it's all been dogshit
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Postby internethandle » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:53 am

bring back the double stacked tacos you fucking idiots

do NOT bring back the uh cheesy core burrito or flatbread sandwiches!!!1
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Postby internethandle » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:53 am

wait there was something called a "loaded taco burrito"?

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Postby Double McDouble » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:55 am

the taco burrito slayed
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:42 am

yeah that was great

what the fuck is wrong with them

every time I look up and see the fucking quesarito in its utterly undeserved permanent menu item status I want to order one just to whip it at the ceiling and walk out with double middles aloft
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Postby easy » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:37 am

I still have no idea how they go about selecting permanent menu items but it's got to be some combination of cost, ease of production, and ambivalence among their customers

basically if people actually enjoy a new item you'd better believe it's going away soon
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Postby internethandle » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:49 am

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Postby Alonso » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:00 pm

Quesarito is great?
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Postby Cone » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:39 pm

Yeah ain’t nothing wrong with a quesarito. Definitely not one of my go-to’s but I can’t hate on it.
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Postby DasLofGang » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:40 pm

sorry fellas, the quesarito is like the one thing that makes me sort of understand where the "eww, taco bell really?" people are coming from
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Postby hideout » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:14 pm

i could go for a (((beefy crunch burrito))) about now
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Postby tgk » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:23 pm

forgot all about the double stack tacos, those things were good and discontinued in like 10 days
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Postby terminus » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:58 pm

they wouldn't let me add fries to my crunchwrap

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Postby Bartatua » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:07 am

the fries are legit
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby internethandle » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:37 pm

did you just get the nacho fries or the supreme/bell grande?
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Postby theta » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:05 pm

terminus wrote:they wouldn't let me add fries to my crunchwrap

never been this blue


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Postby Architecture » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:25 pm

Just give me the Mexican Burrito
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