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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:18 am

if only their nacho cheese jizz weren't so gag inducing
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Postby tgk » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:20 am

yeah its pretty weak, their rice is trash
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:21 am

it's a dollar so whatever but man that burrito looks not good
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:22 am

i'll definitely try it with a nacho sauce delete
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:22 am

sub chipotle jizz, it might be good

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Postby terminus » Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:34 am

can’t imagine a scenario where the BCB would underperform in a test market but I don’t know anything about Chattanooga
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:27 am

isn't it supposed to be representative of a larger population or am i way off on that
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Postby Beaver King » Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:46 am

bell blowin' it lately. this new melt thing is bullshit
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Postby blogger status » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:49 pm

i believe you can add fries
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Postby easy » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:46 pm

Taco Bell has announced it's testing a French Toast Chalupa. The dish is among a handful that are currently being tested around the country. The breakfast item contains a french toast chalupa shell with a hint of cinnamon, scrambled eggs, bacon or sausage crumbles, and a side of syrup. It's basically the naked egg taco with a french toast twist.


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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:52 pm

god dammit just get back to what works you idiot fucks
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Postby FourLegsGood » Wed Apr 11, 2018 10:55 pm

I'd rather have weird breakfast experiments than massively uninspired stuff like the Triple Melt Burrito.
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Postby CudNylon » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:09 pm

French toast chalupa calls to be but I'm disappointed in fast food right now. all the decent shit is gone. stuck with the Doritos CGC and beef chalupa. taco burrito rip. had that Wendy's cod sandwich once and it was good. went back and no more, heres a shitty southwestern chicken sandwich. all mcdonalds has is the classic chicken (extra sauce). don't even go to the king. the only good fast food burger is the big bufford. only good fries is checkers too. am I just choosing the wrong things? saw mcD's dropped a 'garlic white cheddar' signature to replace the siracha. are they even trying?
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Postby easy » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:10 pm

man the taco burrito was such a sleeper
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Postby CudNylon » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:13 pm

will forever stan. didn't even get a chance to recc the pacific cod at Wendy's before that ghosted. hoping it's a lent thing and will be back next year. can't be left with just the filet-o-fish.

edit: so I'm gonna harass the bell on twitter until they bring it back. like, isn't everything just there? THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
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Postby CudNylon » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:40 pm

I'm ordering a god damn taco burrito tomorrow night and nothing will stop me. Currently trying to hack the menu to approximate the original as closely to ingredients/price.

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Postby Gene Parmesan » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:03 pm

terminus wrote:can’t imagine a scenario where the BCB would underperform in a test market but I don’t know anything about Chattanooga


i don't get this but obviously hope the bcb comes back soon. the beefy fritos burrito is a cocktease of an alternative, at best.
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:04 pm

the fact that they haven't brought the spicy chicken crunchwrap back is actually insane
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:05 pm

like sure, you could menu-hack a "spicy" "chicken" crunchwrap, but that is in no way the same thing
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Postby shark week » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:08 pm

i have never menu-hacked or subbed anything except the doritos shell in a cgc

do they always nail the subs? i want to recreate the volcano burrito but i don't trust them to get it right
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Postby shark week » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:09 pm

i forgot they're not currently offering any lava sauce so it doesn't matter
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:13 pm

the main reason i've not really experimented with menu hacking is because I'm always too shy to do it in person and I have no need for a taco bell app on my phone at this juncture
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:14 pm

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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:16 pm

Yeah they should definitely bring back the lava sauce. Makes no sense why that can't be permanent.
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Postby shark week » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:19 pm

holy shit

i completely forgot about the "good to go" crunchwrap ad campaign when they launched that menu item
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Postby easy » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:24 pm

shark week wrote:holy shit

i completely forgot about the "good to go" crunchwrap ad campaign when they launched that menu item


the music in that commercial really brought me back to a time and place, I'll tell ya what
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Postby kit fox » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:24 pm

thankfully for my health, the switch of the cravings deal from CGC to chalupa has broken my desire to go to tbell for lunch

however if they bring back the bcb im fucked. lunch, dinner, fourth meal, all bcb all the time
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Postby light rail coyote » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:27 pm

DasLofGang wrote:god dammit just get back to what works you idiot fucks


couldn't disagree with this more. Taco bell doing their version of a mcgriddle is perfect
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Postby CudNylon » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:46 pm

I did it (minus double beef, not worth 80 cents), but here’s the Triple Melt transformed into a Taco Burrito. It was everything I hoped for, little heavy on the sauces but hit that spot.



Edit: oh and fuck the 3 cheese blend. I’d say just add the strips and avocado ranch to the soft taco supreme then roll it yourself
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