OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[cooly]

the line is still insane. i'm lovin it

edit: damn my question was bottom of the page so

so i used the line and the girl responds "definitely yes, been waiting for someone to skip all the small talk and propose"

where do i go from there

[ecto]

check pms

[nakedlunch]

tell her even gay ghosts can eat pussy

[ecto]

i just... i dont think that will be effective

[Weasel]

Just got a message asking "truth or dare." is this the line2.0? Try it out guys, let's investigate.

[ecto]

say dare, report back

[MikeS]

my exchange with the cute girl at the sandwich place went. I guess I have a crush her too btw....

me "ill take the veggie bagel"
her "what type of bagel?"
me "the veggie"
he "oh we have a list of the bagel types here."
me "the veggie one. The one thats in the menu.....
her "no like the type of bagel"
me "ohhhh plain or wheat. wheat"

Then she kept looking over at me as she brought out food. And I was all "this is going good, she keeps looking over here. this definitely going good" to myself. But then I realized she was just looking around for the order numbers they give you to sit at your table.

XD

[clown]

say dare, report back

yeah, don't just let this linger

[Primary]

Also having small troubles with followups to "the line." Trying to figure out different ways to smoothly transition into semi serious plan-making.

[ssa]

this is an old response to the line, but...

I'm actually a feminist who doesn't believe in the institution of marriage. However, I am curious as to why you are proposing to me? Also, since tone is hard to read via the internet, read this in a lighthearted/playful one. Though I really don't believe in marriage (nor motherhood/domesticity for that matter) hahaha. I have read far too much Sylvia Plath in my day. :3

[fuckles]

and then you go "holy shit i dont care"

[ssa]

it's been like 2 months since she responded and i never replied back. OK, I'LL DO IT!

[gold and glass]

What is a good first thing to message someone.
Should I really just use the line?

[ssa]

don't do it, g&g

[gold and glass]

I can't think of anything real I could say that would warrant a response.

[prunes]

back to back first dates friday/saturday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[prunes]

got one of these dates just saying hey im clearing out my quiver and i think you're attractive, lets get drinks

[sleigh]

you can't post images in okcupid messages right? i'm getting into gifs and i wanna send em

[Primary]

Send her a link. You know she is for real if she clicks your links.

[Weasel]

say dare, report back

yeah, don't just let this linger

He asked for my "hottest picture." I could do a few things, here. A: ignore him. B: just say "no." and that's that. C: just sent him some link to a picture of a pornstar that resembles me either kind of or not at all.

[kid pretentious]

photoshop some flames onto your default pic.

[pana]

Well, i'm now 22 years young, and have a rare hormonal disorder - I'll save you the details here, suffice to say that in daily life i'm generally estimated to be between 8-10 years young (I'm 4'5"), and often even younger than that ! I live with the one man I've given my life to.

The first things people usually notice about me
My shortness and juvenile looks! Which annoys me ! People generally estimate me eight, or even younger. To a point where just kissing me in public has gotten the husband arrested - because i hadn't brought ID... Okay, the look on the officer's face when he had to appologise to the both of us was priceless...

As are requests for cybering. Honestly, people. If i want online sex i'll just pop into any chatroom that deals with it. Nor am i going to be giving out my AIM/MSN/YAHOO/whateverware messenger ID. Sorry, but I've been getting some... weird offers lately. From poorly spelled ( And chattabreviated ) messages asking me if i would like to play the 'schoolgirl' roll in a porn 'they' are making, to fully eloquent requests for nude pictures so they can asses if i would look good in their remake of "Lolita"
Seriously, people. *rolls eyes*

not making fun here or anything, it just weirded me out

[husbands]

if she is married why is she soliciting okcupid people

[pana]

open relationship etc

[husbands]

well you might as well bang her, just to be able to say you did such a thing

[gold and glass]

What are my chances of finding true love on an Internet web site?

[cooly]

thank you based line, got a date with a qt

[Johan POOPLER]

some chick just sent ME a version of the line...........


she's not my type but i messaged her back anyway

its weird

[gold and glass]

what was her version.

[gold and glass]

I got a message from a girl I looked at earlier but she deleted all her pictures before she messaged me and I don't remember what she looks like

welp

¯\_(ツ)_/¯