OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[Death Naked]

a female boarder i can't name gave me PM advice on my profile and said my profile actually was well written and funny
i still can't work up the nerve to send messages
she told me that i have to stop being so neurotic about my weight because women in general are less offended by body type not that there aren't exceptions
also i made "would you date an overweight person" and other questions like that mandatory so if anyone is a 90% match or above they're lying on their answer to that question
sigh
maybe i should try using the line

although a few months ago i had a 90% match with somebody who was planning on moving to toronto and my message which was totally ignored was something about how i really want to live in toronto so lets do a sham message so we can both go

i don't know
i mean at least i'm not that otter guy who introduces himself to women with rape jokes and is totally surprised when they react negatively and then has the even bigger lack of self-awareness that he posts it on here expecting people to laugh along WITH him

[Death Naked]

top of the page

[clown]

you're an interesting, thoughtful person with a lot to say, sean casey

just think about that and forget all the other bullshit

[eleanor]

i mean at least i'm not that otter guy who introduces himself to women with rape jokes and is totally surprised when they react negatively and then has the even bigger lack of self-awareness that he posts it on here expecting people to laugh along WITH him

more of you should focus on this maybe, the amount of horrible stuff on a daily basis makes the interesting messages seem really good. it's just sometimes the horrible stuff is too much to even find the energy to respond to the nice people.

[Chazzwozzer]

pittsburgh bros can we post in here before we use the line on some chick, im worried we're gonna double some girl up and ruin it for each other

i think i am the only one that has used it and even then I only sent it to people outside of pgh and also i dont live in pittsburgh so you're probably safe?

[Johan POOPLER]

im gonna go to the okcupid subreddit and post "Check out this line! 80% response rate! Unbelievable." and then nobody will ever have to worry about it again.

[rivalité]

i want someone to critique my shit but i don't feel like posting it in the thread. volunteers plz

edit again: deleted the link

[Spotlight Kid]

Your you should message me makes you seem like kind of a dick. I'd also expand your acceptable age range up a couple years.

Also man I dunno basically I feel like you've got too much info to be deliberately not giving people information and too little to be clear about being an honest and upstanding dude.

[Spotlight Kid]

My profile is awful though so whatever.

[Death Naked]

yeah why not
the more feedback the better

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ypmpwhatever

[Death Naked]

i just quickly decided to post that here so rivalite would know why i suddenly popped up as a visitor

[Death Naked]

on the negative side of having done that, two hipinion dudes are now the first visitors my profile has got since Feb. 15

[eleanor]

genuinely one of the best profiles i've read, you need to take the plunge and message people or else this is a waste.
or maybe move 5501 kilometres

[macseries]

i deleted the ole profile again. here's to dying alone!

[Death Naked]

ugh
i just sent my first message since the last four last year that lead to no further responses
i guess i have to start somewhere

[themightycronin]

edit: why can't we delete posts.

[chapin]

relax. most women don't respond, it's no big deal.

[macseries]

because the tables need to be optimized

[clown]

yeah, sean your profile is truly solid. throw out nets by messaging short stuff to multiple girls (like 8+) and do so with the idea that these people will only be getting back to you if they're worth your time. because that's the truth.

only other suggestion I'd have would be to trim some of the excess (don't need to list so much of your favorite stuff, can get rid of some non sequitors maybe) and shorten it a bit. and seriously, don't worry too much about this stupid website. shit's like the most frivolous nonsense on the internet.

[an otter]

got "I think we might, you know, like each other or something." today, like some odd variation of the line. wouldn't wanna ruin her batting average by not responding to it i guess.

[Death Naked]

maybe you should tell her she might recognize your face from the time you raped her

[sleigh]

otters don't rape

[sleigh]

i assume

[nefarious]

Sean don't be hatin' just because chicks talk to otter and not you.

[viachicago]

Been dating a chick I met off here for the past 2 months. So far so good.

[Death Naked]

well they don't report me at least
look i'm not "hatin" but i mean we have to be allowed to make jokes about that guy and his rape joke
i'm not trying to cause trouble
also don't say "hatin'" again

[sleigh]

there was this girl who was really cute and seemed really cool that i was messaging back and forth with
and then i decided i should stop talking to her until i got life more under control and to a place where i could handle seeing someone

now im at that place and i just went to check back and message her but she's deleted her account NOOOOO

[Death Naked]

Cooly is an 85% match with me which is sad considering he is dead

[chimp_]

well they don't report me at least
look i'm not "hatin" but i mean we have to be allowed to make jokes about that guy and his rape joke
i'm not trying to cause trouble
also don't say "hatin'" again

[rivalité]

Your you should message me makes you seem like kind of a dick. I'd also expand your acceptable age range up a couple years.

Also man I dunno basically I feel like you've got too much info to be deliberately not giving people information and too little to be clear about being an honest and upstanding dude.

yeah i dunno, i mean i'm not a dick, i'm just picky. it really sucks -- my friends routinely tell me that no girl can live up to my standards.

i don't know if i follow you on your second statement though