OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[Ferrous Bueller]

just think: these are also probably two of the more normal okcupid daters out there tonight

Guy: yeah, you know, I dig Russian authors. What are you into? Let me guess. English women!
Girl: um... No... I like men. My field was postmodernism actually.
Guy: like TS Eliot?
Girl: um... No... I guess that's more modernism. This stuff is... After that.

I dont mean to judge this guy, he's probably a good dude, but it made me realize how much more thoughtful the guys on this board would be

more power to him, my eyes would glaze over at this point

[prunes]

i am totally infatuated with the last girl i took out and she said yes to a second date. trying not to fuck things up .

i was getting cold feet and thinking of canceling on her initially too.

[macseries]

yea you should probably cancel and then live the rest of your life wondering what could have been.

[prunes]

success is so much more boring than failure

[cooly]

i want success so badly

[fuckles]

[rivalité]

the most depressing thing about all this is definitely checking out matches/sheer numbers of potential matches in other cities. houston just doesn't work for me.

[McDermott]

I kind of made it a point to never post in this thread for obvious reasons, but I just celebrated six months with a girl I met on okc.

[prunes]

congrats dude

[eleanor]

So do you think the answer to success is no posting in this thread? I re-activated last night

[clown]

I'm pulling for you, eleanor

[sleigh]

i hope that's not the secret because i full plan on just about liveboarding my e-romance life for this go around

[gold and glass]

Oh I got some messages tonight
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[clown]

take a victory lap

[macseries]

have fun dying alone g+g

[7spelledout]

Just messaged some scrump. Maybe I get get some muffins out of this.

[dog liver]

i've been in a relationship for 6 mos with someone i met on this OKCUPID, but damn, there are so many good looking girls on OKC here in the nyc area

the temptation is killin me

makes me sad i'll never be able to get rejected by all of them

[bushwick jill]

Haven't responded to a single message from this winner:

4 days ago

Hey Awesome, I think you just earned a new fan

2 days ago

So, is my curiosity making me act out in vain right now? Kinda want to hang out with you but don't want to build any expectations. either way, I like looking at you. That counts for something right? I have a couple of really awesome friends from Atlanta coming here to visit in a week or so. They will be new to PDX but are great people to hang out with. By the looks of things, you would fit in quite well. Wow, this is awkward!

1 day ago

So, how about going out dancing?

How about SMD?

[Damien Amadeus MetalWind]

oh dear

[CudNylon]

what's the shortest length of time that you've deactivated for around here?

[an otter]

i don't get what's wrong with the messages jill got up there

edit: maybe it's the persistence, but if 3 swings deserves d s'ing, i unno

[bushwick jill]

i don't get what's wrong with the messages jill got up there

edit: maybe it's the persistence, but if 3 swings deserves d s'ing, i unno

they are from the same person. i never responded to any of them. there is a lot wrong with that.

[an otter]

look at mrs you've got one shot with me over here

[chimp_]

how many attempts will you typically make before admitting defeat, an otter

[an otter]

well one, but i'm a coward. but with messages i get, if i'm not into the broad and just didn't respond, i'm not gonna think she's a creepshow for trying again, and there've been a few where the second (or multiple) attempts made me laugh and garnered a response.

[an otter]

i like em weird, though, so maybe i'm not the best example

[pana]

bj, if he messages you again just go with "holy shit i don't care"

[bushwick jill]

i responded to the last one with "can you stop messaging me"

[clown]

I hope it didn't/doesn't work

purely for my own entertainment purposes, of course

[fury]

if she said "she'd check her schedule" but was still obviously down to go on the hike date with me but hasnt got back to me yet would it be too pushy if i messaged her to remind her/ask her when she can go? we last messaged on sunday