OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[ssa]

YOU!

[husbands]

so who here has found a gf/bf as a result of this site

I dated someone for a long time that I initially met on here but we also had mutual friends

[cooly]

whoa, you guys get this email?

Hey, [my username]

We've got good news for you! We've gotten a lot of feedback from users with whom you've exchanged messages, and we're moving you on up to the Huge Dick Club. This exclusive portion of our website is limited to users with gigantic cocks. From now on, whenever someone visits your profile, they'll know about your dick.

Congratulations!

I assume they sent it to everyone with a pretty big dick?..

[husbands]

I was in the HDC for a while but all the girls I'd meet had huge vaginas

[sleigh]

I got that e-mail too but I suspect they removed me... idk all the girls i get messages from lately are pretty in too tiny dicks... its whatever

[SynthesizerPatel]

yeah i heard 95% of the girls on okcupid just skim profiles looking for HDC members.

[Spartacus]

i'm surprised there isn't a question in the questions section about penis size. there's a question about almost everything else.

[rivalité]

another COOL username: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Emotionalcunt/

[sleigh]

if i beat this girl in online chess she has to go on a date w/ me

[abe]

high stakes ... better check your moves against Fritz

[staple]

id seriously just play her moves against a computer on hard. no point in chancing anything.

[staple]

my friend weighs in on your predicament

[connor] anyway, dude should either cheat to win, or say "how can i be sure you're not going to cheat we should play in person"

[an otter]

got a date after a party tonight, fingers crossed. girl's a halfie and an orphan, which is my cultural ideal. wish me luuuck

[staple]

not sure orphans or "halfies" count as a culture

[staple]

god what the fuck am i arguing

enjoy the sex

[CudNylon]

i was looking at this profile and the pictures were making me so depressed like how will this girl ever find love and i hope she can but before i left the page i clicked the hide button

[bold man]

girl messaged me basically saying she was v interested, only filled out here summary part and says shes related to eric piatkowski. sports bros (ecto) regardless of looks i gotta finish this right

[macseries]

eric piatkowski is the last nebraska basketball player i remember.

[granger]

TY LUE

[macseries]

oh shit i do remember ty lue. but not well. didn't they win the big 8 tourney with pike?

[granger]

tyronn lue was a key cog to one of my favorite squads ever

http://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/ATL/2005.html

i dont really know anything about nebraska basketball though

[cooly]

losing that game and not getting the date would feel like shit sleigh, good luck

[pana]

losing that game and not getting the date would feel like shit sleigh, good luck

[cooly]

[G_S]

do what staple said. get yr face in that hair

[abe]

sleigh the jury, please livecast this chess match

[rivalité]

went on a date last friday. well "date" because we met for drinks and her friend was there for the first part of it (which i knew, i thought we were just hanging though). her friend also happened to be a girl i previously messaged who thought i was rude to her in my messages (failed jokes). i bought the friend drinks, issue resolved. girl i went out with went took a leave of absence from college to try to make something happen with her music career (she's the singer in a band and a songwriter). iunno had fun, but she's super christian -- i'll let you guess what that means -- and i'm not entirely convinced about how attracted to her i am. she's cute but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[viachicago]

but she's super christian

got some message the other day which seemed fine, kinda cute and then i see "Christian and Pretty Serious About It". that plus living in the suburbs pretty much guarantees im not gonna waste my time. i dont care that you also like Don DeLillo.

[keykey]

girl messaged me basically saying she was v interested, only filled out here summary part and says shes related to eric piatkowski. sports bros (ecto) regardless of looks i gotta finish this right

I'll give you my mavericks jim Jackson jersey for when you take her on a date

[white mage]

My self-summary

I'm a student. I'm also an old soul. I consider myself "hot-awkward." Think Zooey Deschanel in New Girl.