OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby moops » Mon May 28, 2012 6:46 am

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This girl looked at my profile with a 63% match, jesus. Don't fuck this up.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Destroyevsky » Mon May 28, 2012 9:32 am

she looks fun
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby SynthesizerPatel » Mon May 28, 2012 9:39 am

yeah she's cute.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby abe » Mon May 28, 2012 9:48 am

She seriously looked at your profile?



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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby milknight » Mon May 28, 2012 10:07 am

Proustitute wrote:
chimp_ wrote:is that an effective strategy


For some girls, probably. This is how he looks like:

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have u ever wondered why a guy that looks like that would need an online dating profile?? 8=D
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Felix » Mon May 28, 2012 12:20 pm

she's cute but like loads of people visit my profile and it doesn't mean shit

i hope i'm wrong though best of luck ^_^
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby sleigh » Mon May 28, 2012 4:28 pm

if she visited your profile and didn't say anything all that means is she clicked on your profile pitcture, good luck
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby mikey » Mon May 28, 2012 4:30 pm

did you get an email saying she was checking you out? otherwise it meant she spent less than a minute on your profile probably

just think about how many profiles you visit for half a second before you move on
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby sleigh » Mon May 28, 2012 4:33 pm

you will never not be alone
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Destroyevsky » Mon May 28, 2012 4:49 pm

of course just looking doesn't mean shit. But now it's up to moops to make it mean shit. Send her something witty and funny and for god's sakes don't reference the fact that you saw she was looking at your profile.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby staple » Mon May 28, 2012 4:51 pm

since when is looking at your profile but not sending you a message a good thing?
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby sleigh » Mon May 28, 2012 5:05 pm

I turned off visior view and my life's been better in that I pretty much never think of OKC until this thread is bumped.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby mcwop23 » Mon May 28, 2012 5:07 pm

Girls don't send that many messages though
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Ned Smanks » Mon May 28, 2012 5:20 pm

This is the only piece of information on my top match's profile:

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I dunno, perhaps I should go for it?
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby ho bag brown » Mon May 28, 2012 5:25 pm

I bet she's a tiger in the sack
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby lettuce » Mon May 28, 2012 6:17 pm

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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Sharmoota » Mon May 28, 2012 8:03 pm

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to make models of genitalia out of babybel cases and line them up in front of my kitchen window.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby clown » Mon May 28, 2012 8:06 pm

that's a niche hobby if I've ever heard one
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Sharmoota » Mon May 28, 2012 8:06 pm

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I would best describe myself as a dark romantic. As to just what that means, either figure it out yourself, as it's not that hard to figure out, or speak to me. This is merely something I use as a description, and do not tend to peg it to any subculture, but possibly a mindset/personality trait.

I would say for the most part I'm a typical Cancerian in most respects, with lashings of Scorpio (my moon sign) thrown in every here and there.

I'm a bit of a nerd, and spend a reasonable amount of my free time playing computer games . Favourite genre would have to be RPGs. Although saying that, I don't tend to coup myself up all the time, as I'm also the assistant organiser of the London Vampire Meetup Group.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Poptone » Mon May 28, 2012 8:07 pm

She's Welsh, you should definitely go for it.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Poptone » Mon May 28, 2012 8:08 pm

clown wrote:that's a niche hobby if I've ever heard one


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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Sharmoota » Mon May 28, 2012 8:22 pm

Oh my. Chris Coltrane just popped up in my Quiver.

He also described himself as a "lulz wholesaler" :|
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Timothy » Mon May 28, 2012 8:28 pm

ho bag brown wrote:I bet she's a tiger in the sack


you're lion
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Buddy Glass » Mon May 28, 2012 8:43 pm

A girl messaged me yesterday to say I sounded like a nice guy and to not let the search get me down (this is especially rare because I don't post pics on OKC). We started corresponding back and forth and now I feel like she's become my therapist or something. She's kinda coaching me through my various insecurities about approaching girls. She's divorced, unemployed, and lives at home with her parents at 30.
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby staple » Mon May 28, 2012 8:44 pm

sounds like a good person to be giving advice
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Timothy » Mon May 28, 2012 8:47 pm

the fuck
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Buddy Glass » Mon May 28, 2012 8:50 pm

Pretty much
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Mon May 28, 2012 8:51 pm

Buddy Glass wrote:A girl messaged me yesterday to say I sounded like a nice guy and to not let the search get me down (this is especially rare because I don't post pics on OKC). We started corresponding back and forth and now I feel like she's become my therapist or something. She's kinda coaching me through my various insecurities about approaching girls. She's divorced, unemployed, and lives at home with her parents at 30.

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2134007#p2134007?
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby Buddy Glass » Mon May 28, 2012 8:56 pm

Gussie Fink-Nottle wrote:
Buddy Glass wrote:A girl messaged me yesterday to say I sounded like a nice guy and to not let the search get me down (this is especially rare because I don't post pics on OKC). We started corresponding back and forth and now I feel like she's become my therapist or something. She's kinda coaching me through my various insecurities about approaching girls. She's divorced, unemployed, and lives at home with her parents at 30.

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?p=2134007#p2134007?


Hah. The girl I'm talking to has actually had jobs since she was 16, but she got laid off last November, and she's about to start a new job soon. I don't know if that translates to moving out again or not though. I think she's just having a rough recovery year after the divorce and whatever
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Re: OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

Postby gold and glass » Mon May 28, 2012 9:11 pm

Proustitute wrote:
I would love to make you my girlfriend and cum on that beautiful face of yours oh heavenly blessed beauty. Srs.


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