OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD

[umryan.]

Why was she standing there for so long?

[deadwolfbones]

This is what I picture each time I send a first message.

Every kid who watched this really wanted young Arthur-squirrel to bang the adorable female squirrel who was into him, right?

Yup.

[Sharmoota]

A message I just got:

Your lyricism is fresh even as collage,

Would you care to regale me with the conclusion of your Martian space race terror story? I enjoy some space horror and otherwise questions abound: What was the plan? Why was a civilised Mars a terrifying prospect? How could you weigh any of the moral decisions involved with the pitiless yawning void as your only companion?

-[]-

[Felix]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/eezyferrets

man i couldn't even laugh

[Apeshit]

just deleted my 5th (?) account. I had a picture of my crotch in pants as my profile pic, had non sense in the actualy profile. Wrote like 4 women, and got some responses. I kept telling myself I was going to keep the profile until my ex came up in my quiver (or whatever you call it), but after 3 days it's gone. The screen that comes up after you delete your account says "see you next time". Fuck me, I'll be back, I'm sure.

[Felix]

sometimes when you uninstall some spyware it takes you to a site where they show you loads of cute animal emoticons that say we're sad you're leaving us

[wah!]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/eezyferrets

man i couldn't even laugh

she seems like a special woman felix. cherish her forever.

[Sharmoota]

I've had enough of OkCupid. I'm opening my profile up for you guys to have fun with it/see what the collective girl on a dating site experience is. PM me for the password.

[Apeshit]

I've had enough of OkCupid. I'm opening my profile up for you guys to have fun with it/see what the collective girl on a dating site experience is. PM me for the password.

just put your password here, I don't know you well enough to feel comfortable pming you. I want to see if my theory is true, being a girl on the internet is fucking easy to get laid.

[Felix]

i'd rather just make a fake account even though i kinda er know how guys can be towards girls seeing as i am a guy, and so are most of my acquaintances/friends so there's not much of a point
and besides enough has been shared and it was all lame as fuck

[Sharmoota]

I've had enough of OkCupid. I'm opening my profile up for you guys to have fun with it/see what the collective girl on a dating site experience is. PM me for the password.

just put your password here, I don't know you well enough to feel comfortable pming you. I want to see if my theory is true, being a girl on the internet is fucking easy to get laid.

I would but I don't want lurkers signing in. Poopler and Mikey have it, if you're more comfortable messaging them.

[Ted Pikul]

You realize there is 0 value to an OkCupid account

[Sharmoota]

If I thought my account had any value whatsoever, I wouldn't be letting Hipinion fuck around with it.

Besides, if no one gets any entertainment out of it, I'll just delete it, which was what I was planning on originally doing anyway.

[bill murray]

pm the password? i wanna see poopler's doings

[Hieronymus Kush]

i tried this out and some lady with no arms hit me up wanting to smoke bud. I would have been down but she lives too far away.

[keykey]

How would that work out?

Recently ended things with my gf and now am back on okcupid. Nobody views my profile ever.

[Apeshit]

How would that work out?

Recently ended things with my gf and now am back on okcupid. Nobody views my profile ever.

post it here, I'll view it

[keykey]

Apeshit just shoot me a PM bro, we can skip the messages and Skype date.

[umryan.]

do people actually skype date before going on a real date?

[sleigh]

guys i turned my profile into a closet case gimmick last night at 3 am and i've already gotten 3 messages

[blotter]

I just reactivated my account. Just gonna leave it for a week and see how much attention it gets. I don't really care, I found someone without okcupid and it's only ever given me a headache. Whatever, maybe something will happen which won't make me regret this. A new friend would be nice. Let you guys know if anything interesting happens
-Blotter

[bill murray]

I don't know you well enough to feel comfortable pming you.

oh shit sending a message on the internet

[Johan POOPLER]

dont anybody give apeshit the password

[bill murray]

oh man

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChittiChitti

I am eternally fascinated by the Unknown and thoroughly bored by the mundane.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff. (I don't want to scare people away).

But when I am not really "thinking" thinking, I often fantasize about stuff that is purported to be "impossible" (of course, I have my own spin on this) - like, teleporting myself into other dimensions cutting through our time-space continuum; disappear here, and materialize somewhere in a different realm of reality altogether. That would be infinitely awesome.

[Johan POOPLER]

[bushwick jill]

back at it
no good will come of this but here i go anyway.

[mikey]

so many caps

[Sharmoota]

It's a work of art.

[Jeremy]

Is it wrong to use this service because the people that like you should have other options and vice versa?

[Jeremy]

I want to be honest but I don't want to wind up again making out with someone because she's like impressed by how I described how I'm worthless but then she's like "Whoah, that description of how worthless he was was really accurate, what a skilled prosed stylist. Wait, I have to go home now."