Official 2012 GOP Primaries Shitshow

[Amblin]

this needs to end in a way where we have more debates, that is all

If it legitimately became a one on one between Santorum and Romney I bet we could get one more in California at the Reagan Library if it went all the way until June.

[pinkerton]

Pinkerton which county do you live in? Lee County?

yes

[VHGisdead]

SANTORUM WINS ALABAMA #SWEETHOME #RTR #YALL

[Amblin]

Pinkerton which county do you live in? Lee County?

yes

that google elections link shows county by county but they are cutting it off at ron paul so I can't see your Huntsman vote. Gonna have to hit up the Alabam SOS site.

[universe]

#shitshow #wheelchair-swagger

[important dentist]

27 minutes ago

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney was blunt in describing rival Rick Santorum's White House prospects Tuesday, saying Santorum's bid for the GOP nomination was coming to a "desperate end."

Speaking on CNN's "The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer," the former Massachusetts governor and two-time presidential candidate said Santorum was bending the truth to resuscitate a losing effort.

– Follow the Ticker on Twitter: @PoliticalTicker

"I'm afraid his conclusions are exactly wrong," Romney said of recent attacks from Santorum and the super PAC supporting Santorum's candidacy. "Senator Santorum is at the desperate end of his campaign, and trying in some way to boost his prospects. Frankly misrepresenting the truth is not a good way of doing that."

[VHGisdead]

#shitshow #wheelchair-swagger

[arushofwings]

gotta figure mitt'll take HI, right?

[Robo-Chachi]

How possible is it Mitt comes in 3rd in both states? That would make my week.

[Amblin]

How possible is it Mitt comes in 3rd in both states? That would make my week.

The problem with this is that would Newt still stick around if he gets two second place finishes?

[VHGisdead]

How possible is it Mitt comes in 3rd in both states? That would make my week.

very possible. Sounds like Mississippi is virtually unpredictable by geography though at this point

[Robo-Chachi]

[Shalabi]

Oh Drudge!

[Robo-Chachi]

How possible is it Mitt comes in 3rd in both states? That would make my week.

The problem with this is that would Newt still stick around if he gets two second place finishes?

Oh.

[important dentist]

just watched a video that has newt going on "alabama's popular 'rick and bubba' radio show"

how is this even a real place

[Amblin]

Well I want you to have a good week so lets worry about that later

But just think of how fun a Newt drop out speech would be Thursday morning

[VHGisdead]

just watched a video that has newt going on "alabama's popular 'rick and bubba' radio show"

how is this even a real place

Rick and Bubba emceed my 5th grade talent show. That was before they got big and moved to Birmingham

[Robo-Chachi]

I would hope Newt would finally realize they've run out of states he could have a respectable finish in and realize the party is over.

[VHGisdead]

they used to do this bit called "Good Ol' Boy Theatre" where they would recite Shakespeare in redneck accents and people called in to guess what play it was from. My fav was a character named helium boy, who talked like a boy who had inhaled a bunch of helium

[universe]

they used to do this bit called "Good Ol' Boy Theatre" where they would recite Shakespeare in redneck accents and people called in to guess what play it was from. My fav was a character named helium boy, who talked like a boy who had inhaled a bunch of helium

Helium Boy is from The Merry Wives of Windsor right?

[feral]

SHITSHOOOOOOOOOW!

[VHGisdead]

hmm yes. Maybe I should have clarified that Helium Boy was a separate bit, but I want to say he sometimes participated in Good Ol' Boy Theatre

[Amblin]

check out the google doc that the alabama state republican party has set up for when results are ready

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0ArZ20QY6q-8MdFA0MFlyNHJLZGtVdXpNMHVCRHg4S3c&single=true&gid=1&output=html

[Mr Spaceship]

shitshow marches on

[coop]

earlier in the night drudge had a triumphant romney pic and headline that the informal drudge exit poll showed romney winning both AL and MS, and that this drudge poll was correct in every previous primary

[pinkerton]

just watched a video that has newt going on "alabama's popular 'rick and bubba' radio show"

how is this even a real place

rick and bubba have a national audience

[Amblin]

The surprising thing about the Drudge Primaries he runs on the site is that the Paultards can never game them. Mitt won pretty handily today.

[pinkerton]

Newt's Alabama campaign manager was on earlier, predicting a Newt win in Wisconsin in a few weeks, since that is where he was born. He is trolling so fuckin hard.

[Robo-Chachi]

Love Dana Bash talking about the amazing technology that is calculating vote totals. I believe it is called =SUMIF

[Chyet]

santorum is pretty smart to position himself as a strong second place finisher, since he wouldn't fare well against obama this election and mitt can't win, he might bump himself to next in line