Official 2012 GOP Primaries Shitshow

[uncledoj]

[coop]

CONCORD, N.H. – In his latest trip to New Hampshire, Republican Rick Santorum says the Social Security system would be in much better shape if there were fewer abortions.

The former Pennsylvania senator and potential presidential candidate was asked about Social Security during an interview on WESZ-AM radio in Laconia on Tuesday morning.

He says the system has design flaws, but the reason it is in big trouble is that there aren't enough workers to support retirees. He blamed that on what he called the nation's abortion culture. He says that culture, coupled with policies that do not support families, deny America what it needs — more people.

[darger]

CONCORD, N.H. – In his latest trip to New Hampshire, Republican Rick Santorum says the Social Security system would be in much better shape if there were fewer abortions.

The former Pennsylvania senator and potential presidential candidate was asked about Social Security during an interview on WESZ-AM radio in Laconia on Tuesday morning.

He says the system has design flaws, but the reason it is in big trouble is that there aren't enough workers to support retirees. He blamed that on what he called the nation's abortion culture. He says that culture, coupled with policies that do not support families, deny America what it needs — more people.

santorum wants to open the borders?

[KALM]

Palin/Bachmann 2012.

just to remind everyone how incredible this would be

“She is so much one of us,” Bachmann said of Palin, “And as absolutely drop dead gorgeous this woman is on the outside, I’m here to testify that she is 20 times more beautiful on the inside.”

Palin responded in kind, recalling a meeting in Alaska: “I knew that we’d be buddies when I met her when she said, ‘Drill here, drill now.’ And then I replied, ‘Drill, baby, drill’ and then we both said, ‘You betcha!’”

[Frank]

Palin/Bachmann 2012.

just to remind everyone how incredible this would be

“She is so much one of us,” Bachmann said of Palin, “And as absolutely drop dead gorgeous this woman is on the outside, I’m here to testify that she is 20 times more beautiful on the inside.”

Palin responded in kind, recalling a meeting in Alaska: “I knew that we’d be buddies when I met her when she said, ‘Drill here, drill now.’ And then I replied, ‘Drill, baby, drill’ and then we both said, ‘You betcha!’”

is this real?

[KALM]

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2010/04/0 ... -liberals/

[Feech La Manna]

I like how it sounds like Bachmann walked up to Palin and initiated the conversation that way

Although who knows maybe she did

[Frank]

i say let rome burn

[Jeremy]

Why are people always trying to convince me to be sad that I can't have sex with a sociopathic grandmother?

[emotional fascism]

which porn star could play Bachmann in Nailin Palin 2?

[Jeremy]

which porn star could play Bachmann in Nailin Palin 2?

Skeletor.

[Feech La Manna]

what's the one with the big tits and the weird face

[Feech La Manna]

oh right

[macseries]

which porn star could play Bachmann in Nailin Palin 2?

goddammit, i made this joke in another thread. it's called "fuckin' buchman"

[(^_^) tasty]

I'm thinking Cockin' Bachmann with a front cover of Palin fucking Bachman with a humongous black strap on dildo and the subtitle the nailed becomes the hammer

[darger]

Former pizza tycoon turned talk-radio host turned presidential candidate Herman Cain said over the weekend that the Muslim faith "does not belong in our government," and that were he President, he would not appoint a Muslim to his cabinet or to a federal court.

upholding the constitution by discriminating against people based on their religion.

[dragon jeans]

I'm thinking Cockin' Bachmann with a front cover of Palin fucking Bachman with a humongous black strap on dildo and the subtitle the nailed becomes the hammer

Only a gay man could have such incredible perspective.

[Feech La Manna]

I got problems with Palin being the top

Big problems

[Durham]

Yeah probably the most insidious (and sadly pervasive) of the Muslim fearmongering is the idea that it is not a religious faith but simply a political machine meant to overthrow the US government install Sharia as a legal system. Under such an assumption not having a Muslim in government is as sensible as not having an anarchist.

In brighter news, my family and I meeting the state representative resulted in him removing the sharia language from the bill (the house version, at least) and changed it to cover religiously-motivated criminal activity without specificity

[Frank]

Yeah probably the most insidious (and sadly pervasive) of the Muslim fearmongering is the idea that it is not a religious faith but simply a political machine meant to overthrow the US government install Sharia as a legal system. Under such an assumption not having a Muslim in government is as sensible as not having an anarchist.

In brighter news, my family and I meeting the state representative resulted in him removing the sharia language from the bill (the house version, at least) and changed it to cover religiously-motivated criminal activity without specificity

Spoken like a true homicide-bombing anchor terror baby.

[Durham]

So Donald Trump is probably going to happen and not just the insane are taking it seriously huh

[IRZ]

Yeah probably the most insidious (and sadly pervasive) of the Muslim fearmongering is the idea that it is not a religious faith but simply a political machine meant to overthrow the US government install Sharia as a legal system. Under such an assumption not having a Muslim in government is as sensible as not having an anarchist.

In brighter news, my family and I meeting the state representative resulted in him removing the sharia language from the bill (the house version, at least) and changed it to cover religiously-motivated criminal activity without specificity

you threatened to behead him, didn't you?

[Durham]

[toots]

that is quite possibly the biggest chin i've ever seen

[orange farmer]

Okay so apparently Trump is a birther and has the power to make O'Reilly look sane.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/31/bill-oreilly-donald-trump-birther_n_842964.html

"What is he, baby Jesus?" he joked. Trump said that he remained convinced that there was something fishy going on. "People have birth certificates," he said. "He doesn't have one." He then repeated the speculation that had so angered Whoopi Goldberg—that something on the birth certificate must be so radioactive that Obama is covering it up. "Maybe it says he's a Muslim, I don't know," Trump said. "...If he wasn't born in this country, it's one of the great scams of this time."

[universe]

http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/ ... undraising

Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., raised a combined total of $2.2 million in the first quarter of 2011, outgaining presumed presidential contender Mitt Romney who raised $1.9 million over the same period.

Romney is DOA.

[Bartatua]

Okay so apparently Trump is a birther and has the power to make O'Reilly look sane.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/31/bill-oreilly-donald-trump-birther_n_842964.html

"What is he, baby Jesus?" he joked. Trump said that he remained convinced that there was something fishy going on. "People have birth certificates," he said. "He doesn't have one." He then repeated the speculation that had so angered Whoopi Goldberg—that something on the birth certificate must be so radioactive that Obama is covering it up. "Maybe it says he's a Muslim, I don't know," Trump said. "...If he wasn't born in this country, it's one of the great scams of this time."

to be fair o'reilly looks relatively sane next to several people on fox news

[macseries]

http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/ ... undraising

Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., raised a combined total of $2.2 million in the first quarter of 2011, outgaining presumed presidential contender Mitt Romney who raised $1.9 million over the same period.

Romney is DOA.

he has enough personal money to get to the point where he's raising money.

[sleigh]

Why is this difficult for Romney? His Mormonism?

[universe]

http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/ ... undraising

Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., raised a combined total of $2.2 million in the first quarter of 2011, outgaining presumed presidential contender Mitt Romney who raised $1.9 million over the same period.

Romney is DOA.

he has enough personal money to get to the point where he's raising money.

He did that last time and lost. If you can't get other people's money at the start, you're fucked.