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Postby WAC » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:16 pm

Grammatron can you talk a little about the "I could clean it up and make them pay/I could clean it up anyway" lines?
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Postby grammatron » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:22 pm

Just laziness.
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Postby joe » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:33 pm

grammatron wrote:We did have a song or two that hasn't aged well (that's one of the reasons the second tape isn't on spotify), but for the most part our humor was juvenile and absurd, not hateful.


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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:45 pm

lmao
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Postby yungboi » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:45 pm

easy wrote:
The Good Jugdish wrote:ah you refer to a former survivor contestant


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wow now that i know all this, that story got 5x better

apparently he's now writing for Kevin Can Wait
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:49 pm

One of our most distinguished alumni
evil olive wrote:Holy shit this is the most Ted Pikul post ever. Just replace your signature now.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:57 pm

somebody had to do it and he drew the short straw
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Postby Catullus » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:57 pm

gumby definitely managed to raise himself from secret shit bag hoarder to...whatever we call Survivor winners and sitcom writers.

Good on him.
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Postby grammatron » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:13 pm

joe wrote:
grammatron wrote:We did have a song or two that hasn't aged well (that's one of the reasons the second tape isn't on spotify), but for the most part our humor was juvenile and absurd, not hateful.


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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:19 pm

JongleurGrey wrote:here's a future classic

iambic wrote:I hate caring about or thinking about clothes pretty much entirely (because it almost always resolves to class/wealth snobbery), but sometimes I just goggle at the southern wasp uniform of the beigest-possible chinos, pale pink dress shirt with splayed collar, and impossibly baggy jackets down to the knees. lego man hair on a lego man face. class ring. boat shoes. polka dot socks for flair.

"lego man hair on a lego man face" is deeply embedded in my brain now
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:25 pm

Was opening for The Vandals a big deal for the band or were you the go-to pop punk openers for a bit?
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Postby worrywort » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:26 pm

grammatron wrote:
joe wrote:
grammatron wrote:We did have a song or two that hasn't aged well (that's one of the reasons the second tape isn't on spotify), but for the most part our humor was juvenile and absurd, not hateful.


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this one is, uhhhh, also about aliens
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Postby freshweed » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:30 pm

damn joe, feels like 2004 again :D
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:13 am

goofy's dead wife wrote:There's a joke format I rip off a lot in personal conversation. I don't know how exactly to describe it precisely so I'm just going to post one of my ripoffs of it, from a review of Bioshock: Infinite

if kenneth levine was working at 7/11 and i wanted to buy a honk dog from him i would wlak out and go away. not even assuming he would be speaking ideas about how both sides are the same.


I know the original post was made by someone here. I think it was Pootis or Swamp thing. I'm pretty sure it included the thing about turning around and walking away if someone was working at 7-11. It feels like it could be either of their senses of humor. Can anyone help me out here.



Aha I think this was me but it also sounds very Nick
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Postby hideaki anno's cool world » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:17 am

Which kinda bums me out. We couldn't have had more different lives but when we were together we were two peas in a pod. Which is funny becausd I hated him here until we met and he was just the absolute best person to be around. I guess it's like my mom in that the physical distance and sporadic irl contact makes it easier to trick myself into thinking it's just a lacuna, not reality.
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:49 am

Jesus.
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Postby fox » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:30 pm

blurst of times wrote:
palmer eldritch wrote:I thought this thread was supposed to be about our memories, of charl e. manson, and the memories


Charles "Entertainment" Manson
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Postby pablito » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:39 pm

Maybe 2 years ago someone posted about how they work at a film studio or something and they went to the bathroom and an unnamed but apparently well-known producer or director was in a stall shitting and talking on the phone at the same time. The director let out a very loud stream of shit and farts and then said to whoever was on the phone something like “a fucking airplane just buzzed us.” or something like that.
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Postby pablito » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:40 pm

i think about it whenever i poop in a public restroom
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Nov 21, 2017 4:46 pm

fucked up that sophia coppola acts that way
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Postby conductor » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:56 pm

I can't find it, but the boarder whose wife quietly said "don't jerk off at my parents' house" after she found him doing just that... This post sticks with me.
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Postby Viola Swamp » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:33 pm

"let me do it"
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Postby woozy ducks » Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:08 am

Quigley wrote:Possible spoilers, but The Expanse series meets that definition at least so far.Toggle Spoiler


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Postby Jeremy » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:05 am

endoskeleton wrote:found a note in my mailbox addressed to "that pussy next door." inside was a drawing of a seahorse giving birth
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Postby mcwop23 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 12:53 am

RE: Did Trump pardon a turkey?

Paul wrote:
mustlovedongs wrote:yeah he pardoned joe arpaio


I gobbled
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colin meloy doesn't need to die
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Postby JongleurGrey » Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:29 am

nonchalant wrote:crying makes my eyes a really intense blue, and back in college I'd stand in front of the mirror and make myself cry before going out to clubs, so that my eyes would be piercingly arctic and stunning.
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Postby trellisaze » Sat Nov 25, 2017 2:24 am

it's not a post, but a couple months ago in slack ality said something to the effect of "here's my john oliver impression: *holds up picture of the queen* 'THAT'S WEIRD!' " & i think about that pretty much daily at this point, despite it just getting lost in the usual conversation & not being remarked upon at all
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:53 pm

wait, so wheeljack's in slack?
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Postby easy » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:51 pm

wheeljack's in all of us
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Postby theta » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:05 pm

This Guy wrote:
boa wrote:I was on the fifth floor of a multi-story car park in birmingham and a dude jumped from above me and fell two or three feet in front of me. The sound when he hit the floor was like a gunshot.

kid8 wrote:jesus christ.

does his message board know?


i laughed out loud thinking about this while walking down the street yesterday
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