random posts that you still remember

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby fresh » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:28 am

in a thread titled something like "how many different drugs have you been on at the same time", someone earnestly responded, "three — marijuana, alcohol and tobacco." i think of that every time im high and drunk and want a cigarette.
"Proof that I am not an indie rock snob: I really don't like the Shins."
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Postby kid8 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:29 am

i'm right there right now.
Steve was the only man i loved.
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Postby pocket shepherd » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:29 am

how long can you hold your breath?
It's not Pocket science
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Postby Joe Batters » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:34 am

In a thread detailing possible storylines for the movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua, someone posted about the Chihuahua outsmarting a Stormfront mob by quickly putting on a Hitler mustache.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:35 am

doc shivers wrote:
malaise wrote:
doc shivers wrote:Fuck shots, I'm not scared of a pussy ass flu virus.
but you're scared of a shot?
No, I'm scared of Walgreens. That place is a fucking nightmare.
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Postby kid8 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:37 am

it's all told visually anyway.

is that how you spell visually?

i've never seen it spelled here.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:42 am

wheeljack wrote:
Klint wrote:sing a different tune if these chicks walked into a bar.


yeah "dude looks like a lady"
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:43 am

kid8 wrote:i think my dic pic from photobucket got deleted.

Hot Carl wrote:WHAT A SHAME. PERHAPS YOU COULD TAKE ANOTHER PICTURE.

kid8 wrote:not with that attitude. >:(
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:44 am

Jeremy wrote:Probably the only creature anyone plays with is Time Elemental unless it's been banned, which it probably has.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:46 am

Jeremy wrote:It must be awesome to be rich and fat and just spend all day rolling down hills on your estate, laughing so hard from joy.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:48 am

okl wrote:totally has a funny story about talking to Carlos D in some divebar and him going on and on about how his grandparents were Nazis and how sweet that is
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:50 am

regarding atomicbombshell's graduation photo:
cruiserbob wrote:who's the douchebag next to you

Oroku wrote:yeah, whos that douchebag?
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:51 am

Hugh wrote:EA changing the name of NBA Live to NBA Elite. Awful.

Hugh wrote:
surly wrote:they did what?! gonna need a link on this one


http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/27/repor ... nba-elite/
http://www.giantbomb.com/news/nba-live- ... lite/2031/

surly wrote:oh I misread the original post. thought they were changing the name of nba jam. I care significantly less about this
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:53 am

re: abercrombie and fitch's ceo
Duplo wrote:thats the villain from the rocketeer
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:54 am

DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL wrote:i went to go see cheaper by the dozen 2 with my friend T GRUD and we were the only ones in the cinema and had kebabs and popcorn and i was very pleasantly surprised but i wish steve martin played his banjo in it.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:57 am

re: things your parents didn't let you watch
Kokiri wrote:and then there was the stuff that was seemingly decided on a whim. the funniest one i can remember is pocahontas, due to historical inaccuracy.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:59 am

fresh salad wrote:
atomicbombshell wrote:[a photo of someone or another]
working on ma fitness

1986 called, they want their jeans back
;)


kid8 wrote:lol. yeah the 70's called too. they're really mad.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:01 am

re: there's a fucking chipmunk in my wall
trigross wrote:i saw that motherfucker run into my room earlier today, and now he's in the goddamn walls

fucking rodents
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:01 am

Jeremy wrote:
Useless Ahnk wrote:probably took a lot more work to find a flattering photo of Ann Coulter than it did to photoshop Rosie's head on Khalid's body.


I agree with this sentence but I'm damned if I can figure out its implications for the larger argument.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:02 am

JohnK wrote:My mom died broke and unemployed while trying to get disability for her epilepsy. My dad has been out of prison for a year and a half but has no job and lives in a trailer with my 86-year old granny. He owes me 50 bucks.


kid8 wrote:maybe you can help them out with your calvin klein cologne commercial money johnk.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:03 am

i debated posting that last one, but i find it kind of sweet
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:03 am

re: hot teen stripped of pageant crown
mcwop23 wrote:she looks like joseph gordon-levitt with dark hair

handsome brute wrote:joseph gordon-levitt has dark hair

mcwop23 wrote:fuck u grammar police

doc shivers wrote:all i saw in the thread title before i clicked was hot teen stripped. saying that i am disappointed with the contents would be an understatement.
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Postby fresh » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:04 am

dude endoskeleton were you just waiting with baited breath for someone to make this thread?
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:04 am

saranclaps wrote:
jewels wrote:
Erik Joy wrote:It's got a couple of chortles but FUCKING SHIT MAN



well it's not a comedy.
but maybe that's the joke you were making.

It's a dark comedy.
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:06 am

kid8 wrote:should i pray to gravity to win the lottery?
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:07 am

Ted Pikul wrote:People who dont wear sleeves are #1 on my irrational hate list
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:09 am

doomedhuh wrote:whats worse?

quitting soda or remembering when justin timberlade debuted as a solo artist
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:09 am

on revisiting mars attacks:
Mr. Science wrote:i was the first of my friends to see this. went with my family. thought is was really weird in a fun way. told my friends i liked it.

my friends laughed and laughed. 6th grade was rough.
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Postby psyduck » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:11 am

Not to interrupt endo but

On the last mk re Totally teaching rock history wheeljack posted about the class taking a field trip to a bistro where Rogers Water threw up and got an idea for a segue on The Wall.
genghis sean wrote:dunno just seemed irish protestanty
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Postby endoskeleton » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:11 am

7spelledout wrote:Is this your submission for the literary comp?


kid8 wrote:no, i'm working on a short biography titled My Mother Loves Bleach.


kid8 wrote:it's about how my mom ruined my clothes and my life.
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