random posts that you still remember

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby alaska » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:39 pm

Pablito!!!!
mactheo wrote:
Emily Dickinson wrote:Our lives are ... so cool
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Postby alaska » Fri Jun 15, 2018 2:46 pm

This one-two comes into my head all the time for some reason

This is after like 1000 memes making fun of Recordland with the caption "I have 1.5 million records in a warehouse in Calgary"

Recordland wrote:Image

I habslo 1.5 mallon racers is a welouf in casagry ...... oOooOOOo marglewarp


gold and glass wrote:RECORDLAND


http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=65579&start=1290
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Postby goofjan » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:36 pm

I can't remember who said but in reference to the first Force Awakens teaser it was something like:

I waited on line to see The Phantom Menace teaser in front of Meet Joe Black, and I watched this one on my phone while taking a shit at work.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby prexy » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:35 pm

fresh wrote:in a thread titled something like "how many different drugs have you been on at the same time", someone earnestly responded, "three — marijuana, alcohol and tobacco." i think of that every time im high and drunk and want a cigarette.


still hilarious
“Good seltzer should hurt,” reads the back of Brooklyn Seltzer Boys’ t-shirts
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Postby pablito » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:10 pm

prexy wrote:
fresh wrote:in a thread titled something like "how many different drugs have you been on at the same time", someone earnestly responded, "three — marijuana, alcohol and tobacco." i think of that every time im high and drunk and want a cigarette.


still hilarious

me n my roommates used to put catnip into spliffs and called it "the triple pronged attack on ur sanity"
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Postby prexy » Sun Jun 17, 2018 5:36 pm

musette and drums wrote:
das ding wrote:i love homevideos. they not just look the girl from the girl next door, maybe they are from next door.


Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:
Riverchrist wrote:If DFW was so smart then why did he dress like a cross between Axl Rose and Eeyore.


Jeremy wrote:
a-10 warthog champion wrote: for some reason my girlfriend's sister had like 200 t-shirts printed that had "so and so's birthday! 28 december 1997" printed for one of her earlier birthdays, and ten years later when they were in the philippines they saw a worker in a rice field wearing one of them


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Jeremy wrote:I can't drink moderately on a daily basis but I also can't drink heavily on a daily basis. I do feel like God if I go like seven days without a beer but I feel like God's boss if I have a beer on that seventh day.


rex wrote:
kid8 wrote:sometimes i drink just to be hungover to jack off all day long. not today though. gonna go watch my nephew play soccer.


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Cronos wrote:Wasn't there some Pizza place in LA or something where the guy spent thousands of dollars to have his water chemically filtered to be the same as NYC water

retarded's pizza on melrose


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gold and glass wrote:Reading this today reminded me of another good pups post. I dunno if I've ever laughed harder at a post.

good pups wrote:i went to the party of a kid with a sleazy dad and someone found his porn tapes, so we sat on his bed and watched them. one was of a guy was downwardly fucking a girl in the ass out in the desert. during one of his frequent thrusting breaks, the camera zoomed way in on her asshole which was still open. a fly was buzzing around and touching down on her butt, and then it landed on her open asshole, which instantly contracted and engulfed it. then we all screamed and then bed broke.

oh my fucking god


isobel wrote:when we were little my brother would joke, "i'm not racist, i hate running!" it wasn't very funny, but my brother does really good impressions. often when he impersonates someone, the impersonation is so funny and catchy that that impersonation haunts that person forever and eventually the person impersonated becomes more like the impersonation. he even did an impersonation of my cat that eclipsed my cat's real personality and defines my cat's personality to this day. my cat is long gone. he went missing one day and never came back.


Shost wrote:blacksugar's "all the ladies in the office think i am a health nut because I go to subway for lunch"
“Good seltzer should hurt,” reads the back of Brooklyn Seltzer Boys’ t-shirts
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Postby Gnarls » Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:13 pm

goofjan wrote:Image
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Postby can » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:25 am

favorite quote from del's bud hunter is still "I'm trying to finish these before they get hot."
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Postby Bad Craziness » Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:09 am

solid collection there, prexy
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Postby Durham » Wed Jun 27, 2018 5:01 pm

hot off the presses

Ankh wrote:is there a place you can go to donate your organs immediately?
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Postby easy » Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:04 pm

Gussie Fink-Nottle wrote:Image
Yeah that's right... hunt my piss.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:48 pm

I think "hunt a bag of fox piss" to the tune of "sing a song of sixpence" so often that I would call it a problem.
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Postby Mesh » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:57 pm

I think mine is just "candy gumdrop sprinkle shoes."
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
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Postby death is my amigo » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:01 pm

re: the mets somehow batting out of order, i think multiple times in a game

easy wrote:meet the mets
meet the mets
head to the park and heeeeyyy waait a minute
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Postby chairkicker » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:45 pm

Re: worst and least bad billionaires
sisonfrisson wrote:probably one of those saudi guys who blows it all on trying to make artificial islands or whatever are the best
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Postby chairkicker » Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:48 pm

number none wrote:I used to live with a Danish guy who claimed to be part of a biker gang which was opening a chapter in Ireland. Once he told me he'd gone to a meeting with an IRA representative in order to carve up the local territory. He also said that he was buying a gun because as the gang's "media guy" he was was most vulnerable to attack, but that I didn't have to worry because he wasn't going to keep it in the house. Instead, he was going to bury it in a field somewhere, which I thought kind of defeated the purpose. He did not own a motorcycle.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:54 pm

Re: the Thai schoolboys cave rescue

Shotfrog wrote:It's crazy how the will to live can be so strong that you can survive in a cave for two weeks and make your way through miles of flooded tunnels to reach freedom, but every morning on my way to work I think seriously about removing my seat belt and driving into a tree.
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Postby Sports Fan of the Year » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:05 am

pokethedoke wrote:[youtube]https://youtu.be/eQVsLM8dZ0k[/youtube]

You guys are idiots
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Postby joe » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:47 pm

wendy wrote:the rock knows he is a strong man having chosen, for himself, the moniker "the rock"
dễ dàng wrote:CHẾT TIỆT
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Postby easy » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:15 pm

trouble wrote:the last time I ate at chilli's i got the chicken crispers as we were waiting for my nephew to be born. He starts high school in the fall.
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Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:37 pm

lmfao
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
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Postby easy » Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:20 am

murray st. wrote:new genre alert: alton brown drinking sangria and contemplating existence

“I’m not where I thought would be at this point in my life,” he said, “but I’m wiser by a long shot.”



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Postby blab » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:24 pm

Eugenics wrote:the beastie boys fought and possibly died for this assholes right to party
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:37 pm

Feel like I haven't made it until someone puts one of my garbage posts here.
As a reader of historical naval fiction,

snow wave wrote:that video sucked

edit: the one canadian todd posted
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Postby blab » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:41 pm

Canadian Todd (for Canadians) wrote:Feel like I haven't made it until someone puts one of my garbage posts here.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:43 pm

Todd, I would be surprised if your post about your date who pooped himself isn't already in here
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Postby Bartatua » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:44 pm

Canadian Todd (for Canadians) wrote:Feel like I haven't made it until someone puts one of my garbage posts here.


Imagine how i felt when someone finally put one of mine in here and didnt even quote me!
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby blab » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:52 pm

bartatua i have one about you. i should post it
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Postby important dentist » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:57 pm

blab wrote:
Eugenics wrote:the beastie boys fought and possibly died for this assholes right to party

this is from peep show
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:57 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:Todd, I would be surprised if your post about your date who pooped himself isn't already in here


p good prom night
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snow wave wrote:that video sucked

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