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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:45 pm

figaro wrote:

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i'm anti-that tweet but pro-bill finally realizing not everyone religiously reads every one of his tweets
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:47 pm

important follow up!
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:49 pm

Shotfrog wrote:What a weiner
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Postby inspectorhound » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:50 pm

Bill thinks people are upset because they really like emotional support animals
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Postby Marx & Engels » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:54 pm

inspectorhound wrote:Bill thinks people are upset because they really like emotional support animals


To be fair, I think a lot of people probably are
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Postby sleigh » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:28 am

he’a pulling a bari weiss AGAINST DOGS
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:45 am

people do abuse the support dog thing

also really weird people can just bring dogs into restaurants and shit when others have allergies
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:47 am

Dogs should be allowed everywhere.
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Postby Marx & Engels » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:56 am

mcwop23 wrote:people do abuse the support dog thing

also really weird people can just bring dogs into restaurants and shit when others have allergies


Society has shifted in a distinctly pro-dog direction over the past 20 years, and it stinks for people who have reasonable concerns about constant exposure to other people's dogs!

Unfortunately the only people willing to call this out are (checks sheet) Bill Simmons and Mark Halperin
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Postby big zorb » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:02 am

Marx & Engels wrote:
mcwop23 wrote:people do abuse the support dog thing

also really weird people can just bring dogs into restaurants and shit when others have allergies


Society has shifted in a distinctly pro-dog direction over the past 20 years, and it stinks for people who have reasonable concerns about constant exposure to other people's dogs!

Unfortunately the only people willing to call this out are (checks sheet) da freakin minions!
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Postby KPH » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:53 am

Shotfrog wrote:Dogs should be allowed everywhere.
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:34 pm

yes zero dark thirty is something one other person beside bill simmons remembers existed
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Postby buriedinspace » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:45 pm

The idea Zero Dark Thirty is a film that the esteem for should have INCREASED for in the past few years is... odd.
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:55 pm

I know it goes against The Ringer's ethos, and I'm as guilty of it on the board as anyone, but we don't actually need to redraft/rerank/redo every draft class/TV series/award show until the end of time.
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Postby speakers » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:13 pm

speakers wrote:god this lebron vs mj thing by bill simm is just so bill simm


still rolling this over in my brain for some reason

2 things stick out:

-absolutely everyone loved mj and was rooting for him

uh, no bill

-mj retired in 98 cause the bulls didn't really want him (and they were getting rid of phil) and there was just no other team that figure out how to get him

uh, ok bill
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Postby delgriffith » Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:32 pm

Finally got around to the Bosh podcast. He's a great guest, but I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that at the end of the show Bosh is describing the way he travels with his family, and compares it to King Jaffe Joffer (from Coming To America), with flags on the hood and "chicks throwing flowers."

Simmons laughs a few seconds late and says "Heh, Prince Joffrey." Bill airballed the reference, is what I'm saying.
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Postby branzino » Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:24 pm

I got a real kick out of Jimmy Kimmel razzing on Bill for wearing a Ramones t shirt and not even liking the dang band.
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Postby neuartillery » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:11 pm

Simmons has not seen The Big Lebowski
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Postby sleigh » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:19 pm

variegated reality wrote:I got a real kick out of Jimmy Kimmel razzing on Bill for wearing a Ramones t shirt and not even liking the dang band.


that was a murder
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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:20 pm

neuartillery wrote:Simmons has not seen The Big Lebowski


Must not be on TNT enough.
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Postby Lucky » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:18 pm

damn I just found out there's a whole (active) reddit page dedicated to bill simm https://www.reddit.com/r/billsimmons/
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Postby fury » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:34 pm

Most of the people on that are making fun of Simmons
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Postby fury » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:39 pm

It's basically this thread
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Postby Lucky » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:49 pm

plz be respectful
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:12 pm

just started today’s with the bennett brothers

he’s gonna get so much crap (from them and twitter)

they already clowned his 30 for 30 on going broke
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Postby supersaturated » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:43 pm

"I don't really like English People"
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:18 pm

Who here is gonna drop $$ for some Ringer merch?

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Postby Beaver King » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:23 pm

no shack house shirt? fuck this shit
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:24 pm

Can't believe they don't have a SOUP IS THE PERFECT FOOD shirt
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Postby delgriffith » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:43 pm

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