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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby BlackSugar » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:22 pm

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trouble wrote:We have a family gift exchange and I have gotten The Book of Basketball three times. Once by request when I was in my early 20s and then twice more from other family members when I asked for a book and they needed to add something extra to make the 20 dollar limit. They know I love basketball so it must be the first thing that comes up when you type basketball book. Every time I got the book my brother has called Bill "that little guy". The End.

Could be worse - my grandma got me Jay Bilas's book for christmas

I got shea serrano's book
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Postby Lucky » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:28 pm

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katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby speakers » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:06 pm

BlackSugar wrote:
inspectorhound wrote:
trouble wrote:We have a family gift exchange and I have gotten The Book of Basketball three times. Once by request when I was in my early 20s and then twice more from other family members when I asked for a book and they needed to add something extra to make the 20 dollar limit. They know I love basketball so it must be the first thing that comes up when you type basketball book. Every time I got the book my brother has called Bill "that little guy". The End.

Could be worse - my grandma got me Jay Bilas's book for christmas

I got shea serrano's book


would rather assault my eyes with serrano peppers
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Postby pissydan » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:57 am

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As life would have it, Johnny did somebody wrong and they filed a complaint.
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Postby reversemigraine » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:27 pm

HOLD ME BACK

HOLLLLLD ME BAAACK

GOT TO GIVE THE PEEEEOPLLLLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Postby variegated reality » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:29 pm

lol
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:11 pm

just noticed bill's links on his twitter bio aren't to the ringer but rather his specific pages on the ringer
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:17 pm

The Ringer published an article about Panzer Dragoon Saga today and I am prepared to forgive Bill for everything.
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Postby blurst of times » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:19 pm

Shotfrog wrote:The Ringer published an article about Panzer Dragoon Saga today and I am prepared to forgive Bill for everything.


whoa
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Postby black mamba » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:23 pm

the band is back together fellow hoodrats

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Postby reversemigraine » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:45 pm

God, that gif of Lombardi on Deadspin is killing me...

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Postby death is my amigo » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:09 pm

I fucking love how Lombardi’s one big pre-season take as a football expert was DOUG PEDERSON IS NOT AN NFL QUALITY COACH
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:27 pm

I should mute him so I no longer have to see The Ringer's retweeting his inane Football Insights
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Postby inspectorhound » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:42 pm

loved Bill complaining that the Winter Olympics are in South Korea - "another place without snow!"
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Postby buriedinspace » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:54 pm

What about the soft racism of saying that ESPN needs a 6PM Sportscenter that 'appeals to everyone'?
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Postby reversemigraine » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:07 pm

Crossposting with the #thetwofriends thread since there may not be total overlap, but Yoshida, Lambert, and Lynch have a new podcast produced by Ben Hosley: https://audioboom.com/channel/night-call
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Postby reversemigraine » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:23 am

Wait, Tess Lynch is Jane Curtain's daughter?

I guess that explains why she looks like Jane Curtain.
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Postby inspectorhound » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:10 am

"The 25th best team in California would beat the best team in Indiana. That doesn't make any sense."
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Postby speakers » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:38 pm

god this lebron vs mj thing by bill simm is just so bill simm
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Postby speakers » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:39 pm

and i read an entire fucking 400pg book written exactly like this
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:06 pm

i know we could post bad Bill tweets all day but this one is special imo
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Postby Lucky » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:13 pm

aren't all dogs emotional support dogs tho
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Postby inspectorhound » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:26 pm

If you don't follow the car chase thread, that police dog was literally chewing someone's hand off when Bill tweeted that.
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Postby figaro » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:42 pm



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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:42 pm

What a weiner
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:45 pm

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i'm anti-that tweet but pro-bill finally realizing not everyone religiously reads every one of his tweets
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Postby Pops Freshenmeyer » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:47 pm

important follow up!
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Postby Shotfrog » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:49 pm

Shotfrog wrote:What a weiner
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Postby inspectorhound » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:50 pm

Bill thinks people are upset because they really like emotional support animals
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