STAR TREK: Discovery

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

would you play shuffleboard with capt picard?

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Postby hiddenicon » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:30 pm

found it... Don LaFontaine (and Ernie Anderson, for the first 3 seasons). he also did Americas Funniest Home Videos. and a ton of trailers... couldnt remember his name.

that was Anderson in the above promo.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:34 pm

Don LaFontaine is a legend
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Postby hiddenicon » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:36 pm

yeah. drew a blank on his name.
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Postby mattstan » Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:03 pm

Fond memories of those Ernie Anderson promos.

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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:14 am

Can we talk about the admiral shooting Lorca's bowl of fortune cookies
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:21 am

And the transporter chief's hair
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:29 am

I didn’t understand the fortune cookies thing.
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:44 pm

woah, when did they start putting this on netflix
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Postby Ted Pikul » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:47 pm

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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Postby Dead_Wizard » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:21 am

weird finale, loved that final shot of future Earth though. I hope next season goes episodic. Give me more sentient jungle planets and shit like that.
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Postby easy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:15 pm

I came here as soon as I could after I found out klingons have two dicks???>
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Postby chargie » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:30 pm

easy wrote:I came here as soon as I could after I found out klingons have two dicks???>


Or two wee holes in the one dick?
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Postby chargie » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:33 pm

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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:15 pm

That speech. This was like an end of series episode.

Questions to be asked:
- If Burnham’s rank is restored, she is the same rank as Saru. Who is first officer?
- Who will be the new Vulcan captain? It’s not Spock if Pike is captain of the enterprise rn.
- what do you think is going on with this enterprise meet up?
- where does the series go from here? ?
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Postby Fullscreen » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:39 pm

easy wrote:I came here as soon as I could after I found out klingons have two dicks???>

i heard those motherfuckers had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.
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Postby baseball » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:32 am

Dead_Wizard wrote:hope next season goes episodic.


this. lets get some adventures of the fucking week! sick of this game of thrones in space malarkey.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:45 am

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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:48 am

It’s like they think the corniest shit from TOS is beyond reproach.
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Postby speakers » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:43 pm

this was a wildly uneven season but i only made 9 eps into ds9 s1 so there's hope i guess
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Postby Ted Pikul » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:59 pm

Anson Mount (“Hell on Wheels,” “Marvel’s Inhumans”) is joining the cast of the CBS All Access series as Captain Christopher Pike.
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Postby Kwisatz Haderach » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:03 pm

Wtf spoiler alert!
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Postby deadwolfbones » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:39 pm

I think I mostly enjoyed this season, but man, yeah... very uneven. No real standout episodes, either, due to the lack of MotW stuff.
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Postby fresh salad » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:41 pm

Ted Pikul wrote:Image

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Postby Bob511 » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:33 am

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/star-trek-discovery-showrunners-alex-kurtzman-take-1120416 wrote:Executive producer Alex Kurtzman, who has guided the franchise (and a few of its feature films), will take over as showrunner on season two. As part of the change, Kurtzman will now also oversee the Discovery writers room for season two.

Sources say the decision to oust Berg and Harberts was based not on the creative but instead for leadership and operational issues. Production on Discovery's first five episodes of season two are near completion, with Kurtzman likely taking over for episode six and beyond. Berg and Harberts, who were longtime collaborators with original showrunner Fuller, will likely still be credited on the episodes they oversaw. Sources say the budget for the season two premiere ballooned, with the overages expected to come out of subsequent episodes from Discovery's sophomore run. Insiders also stress that Berg and Harberts became increasingly abusive to the Discovery writing staff, with Harberts said to have leaned across the writers room table while shouting an expletive at a member of the show's staff. Multiple writers are said to have been uncomfortable working on the series and had threatened to file a complaint with human resources or quit the series altogether before informing Kurtzman of the issues surrounding Berg and Harberts.

This trainwreck of a TV show.
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Postby badhat » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:34 pm

i know i've said this before but i think it'd be dope to do a TNG story in the nu-trek continuity (kelvin or wtf ever)

and have to reckon with how that continuity affects first contact with the borg and subsequent borg conflicts. maybe ever do it asa Days of Future Past type thing where they have to figure out where things went wrong and and fix them to save Vulcan.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:48 pm

Man I don’t want an academy series or a khan series
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:48 pm

Khan series is literally boba Fett movie
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Postby tawny frogmouth » Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:50 pm

a coda for the TNG cast would be great if they don't whiff it

and it would be doubly awesome if it launches a post-TNG series that finally fucking moves forward instead of endless prequels and reboots
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Postby badhat » Wed Jun 20, 2018 3:08 pm

academy could be fine.

just CW in the trekverse,

khan is a terrible terrible idea
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