Pitchfork tranches

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby prince polo » Sat May 12, 2012 1:07 am

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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby Totally » Sat May 12, 2012 1:10 am

Lucky wrote:In the MBV reissue review they said that Swallow had a Celtic synth line, when it was in fact its a sample of a Turkish belly dancing tape.

8-)

That review bummed me out so hard. What a fucking wasted opportunity. I mean Mark is one of the guys I totally respect but for his inexplicable, unjustifiable worship of Fennsez (yeah he deserves to be mentioned in an MBV review lol), Keith Whitman and the Disintegration Loops guy, whatever his name is. He's been a really political presence at P4K from day one - his own musical politics - and as much as I don't share his taste or reasoning I loved that he represented something, a viewpoint, a personal commitment and relationship with particular strains of music. He's written so much good shit since his coronation as EIC that proves to me that he knows he's supposed to raise his game, but this one is just a complete fucking whiff. And you can't whiff on the last fucking review of one of the most important acts in your pub's canon. It's inexcusable.
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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby pellegrino viking essays » Sat May 12, 2012 5:58 am

max wrote:Image



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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby Baby Museum » Sat May 12, 2012 5:58 am

still like her music
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Postby pellegrino viking essays » Sat May 12, 2012 6:01 am

Someone PS that one picture of grimes face from p4k under both of her hands so the 2 grimes heads are smiling at each other
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Postby pierrot » Sat May 12, 2012 6:06 am



haha, tusco terror :twisted:
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Postby addison » Sat May 12, 2012 6:33 am

<3 u grimes
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Postby Baby Museum » Sat May 12, 2012 6:35 am

time to take it back, totally

he killed everybody in the game last year
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Postby Eugenics » Sat May 12, 2012 7:33 am

addison wrote:<3 u grimes


hey...hey...hey grimes...its me..

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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby gold and glass » Sat May 12, 2012 7:39 am

whats a tranch
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Postby addison » Sat May 12, 2012 7:54 am

gold and glass wrote:whats a tranch

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Postby internethandle » Sat May 12, 2012 7:57 am

Eugenics wrote:
addison wrote:<3 u grimes


hey...hey...hey grimes...its me..

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don't try and reinvent urself as some sort of lynchman, sweets. the rooster sauce crowed a lonnnnggg time ago. bacardi!
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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat May 12, 2012 7:57 am

endless dave wrote:
Black Cæsar wrote:the 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40-45-50 for the guy from Lambchop is pretty good as was Lee Ranaldo and Robert Wyatt
http://pitchfork.com/features/5-10-15-2 ... rt-wagner/
reading stories from older dudes is far more interesting than what MIA thinks about twitter or how the Girls guy is kicking heroin or how some guy from Beach Fossils has a new band that sounds exactly like Beach Fossils


heard this story about how the guy from beach fossils/dive contacted this indie promo company about wanting to do an internship "so he can see what the music industry is like." it's also the company that is working his record, so they're not sure if that's completely ok, but they have him in to "interview." they go through the process, he fills out the form, talks to the people in the office. after an hour or two, he stares at the owner and goes, "wait, so... what exactly is and internship?"

he did not get the job.

That doesn't strike me as a terrible question, really.
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Postby internethandle » Sat May 12, 2012 8:00 am

svc go to goddamned sleep. god damn sleep!
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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sat May 12, 2012 8:08 am

Very well.
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Postby gold and glass » Sat May 12, 2012 8:11 am

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Postby internethandle » Sat May 12, 2012 8:29 am

come back sphagett
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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby internethandle » Sat May 12, 2012 8:30 am

my favorite part in tom goes to the mayor was the mayor going "sphagett.... i!"
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Postby internethandle » Sat May 12, 2012 8:40 am

don't have sex with ariel tho sphagett that'd be p. gross
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat May 12, 2012 9:44 am

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:That doesn't strike me as a terrible question, really.

then he changed his band's name to DIIV and his debut album is called Oshin and I smirked


but I'll probably listen to it and enjoy at least a few of the songs who am I kidding
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Re: Pitchfork tranches

Postby Amblin » Wed May 23, 2012 7:48 pm

They BNT'd the new AVICII and Schreiber himself did the write up.

It's all happening.
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Postby spencasaurus » Wed May 23, 2012 7:49 pm

bnt for the freewheelin' avicii, what's next the david guetta band
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Postby Eugenics » Wed May 23, 2012 8:38 pm

spencasaurus wrote:bnt for the freewheelin' avicii, what's next the david guetta band


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Postby Baby Museum » Wed May 23, 2012 9:37 pm

i love that the review references Kingda Ka.
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Postby miguel » Thu May 24, 2012 6:45 pm

Skrillex interview & Schreiber review of Avicii = Pitchfork's mid-life crisis.
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Postby Murgatroid » Thu May 24, 2012 7:00 pm

Avicii makes "straight-up house music"

hmm
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Postby Totally » Thu May 24, 2012 7:06 pm

How is it possible dude still can't write.
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Postby the_village » Thu May 24, 2012 7:53 pm

maybe he's just trying to make up for this blunder http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/2134-discovery/
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Postby Murgatroid » Thu May 24, 2012 7:54 pm

the Coltrane review will never get old
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Postby mattstan » Thu May 24, 2012 8:10 pm

I remember thinking Daft Punk was stupid in 2001 too.

Early poptimism-debate bellwether.
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