Gouging out Zooey Deschanel's eyes + eating them like grapes

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.
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Postby Totally » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:46 pm

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Postby Juggly D, The Posting Maniac » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:54 pm

just getting your damn fingernails in the sockets, very special episode of new girl
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:55 pm

who gets the first skull fuck?
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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:56 pm

tonight on a very special skull fucking episode of New Girl
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:56 pm

Just Tweeted her the link to this thread #harshbutfair #sadbuttrue
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Postby Legion » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:57 pm




until they're the texture of gooey bechamel


Awkward is a good word to say something about the critical situations which implies a strong feeling for anything.
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Postby transitive » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:57 pm

More challenging question is whether you would hate-fuck Zooey and let her live?
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Postby Architecture » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:58 pm

What would DRIVE you to make this thread
try the data then reply
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Postby transitive » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:59 pm

delgriffith wrote:Just Tweeted her the link to this thread #harshbutfair #sadbuttrue


O SHIT

IM JUST PLAYIN ZOOEY LUV'D U N ALL DA REAL GIRLZ
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Postby Eugenics » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 pm

gibbard met the old man who brought him some eyeballs in a soggy burlap sack. the old mad said plant these in the valley where the fog comes at dusk and the soil is stony and no good for anything else. And someday you’ll have some fine dark wine. So dark that it turns your teeth to purple. So the legend goes… where soul meets a full bodied wine
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 pm

Feel like there is probably some crunchy stemlike part in an eye.

Could not do this with any kind of confidence.
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Postby grammatron » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 pm

So have we turned on poor Zooey now?
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Postby Juggly D, The Posting Maniac » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 pm

replacing her eyes with everlasting gobstoppers
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Postby transitive » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:00 pm

grammatron wrote:So have we turned on poor Zooey now?


Dude, where ya been?
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Postby delgriffith » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:01 pm

Next we'll cut out whatever's left of grammatron's balls.
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Re: Cutting out Zooey Deschanel's eyes + eating them like grapes

Postby nakedlunch » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:01 pm

I ate pigs eyes on sunday at a pig roast

not bad

so assuming we can roast zooeys body over an open fire for 13 hours I assume the eyes will be quite tasty
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Postby john locke » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:02 pm

Spoilt Victorian Child wrote:Feel like there is probably some crunchy stemlike part in an eye.

Could not do this with any kind of confidence.


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Postby mellowgold » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:02 pm

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Postby nakedlunch » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:03 pm

we could use gibbards tears as a dipping sauce
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Postby roy » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:03 pm

dude. you are three weeks too late. all my friends in singapore, hong kong, and south asia have been trashing her for the past month. this is a worldwide phenomenon.
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Postby iambic » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:03 pm

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now it is inside of you
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:04 pm

One of my high school friends was one of the people at the table with her on her episode of top chef.

My wife really likes New Girl.
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Postby transitive » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:05 pm

I mean it's that sort of obliviousness Grammatron that's preventing you from ascending to Awesome Bro status.
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Postby beausoleil » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:07 pm

nakedlunch wrote:we could use gibbards tears as a dipping sauce


i'd imagine he'd be feasting too if they were served up as part of his addiction





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Postby roy » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:07 pm

fester wrote:One of my high school friends was one of the people at the table with her on her episode of top chef.

My wife really likes New Girl.


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Postby roy » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:08 pm

i bet chachi's wife likes new girl too.
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Postby dr. badvibes » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:29 pm

Jugdish wrote:replacing her eyes with everlasting gobstoppers

or Michael Cera's tiny testicles

I call this next piece, "She and Him"
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Postby fester » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:30 pm

roy wrote:
fester wrote:One of my high school friends was one of the people at the table with her on her episode of top chef.

My wife really likes New Girl.


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I think the show is pretty dumb but it's preferable to countless other shows the masses are hooked on. I'd have a serious problem if she got hooked on CSI or The Mentalist or America's Got Talent.
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Postby kid8 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:31 pm

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Postby pierrot » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:42 pm

the new girl is castrating
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