Gouging out Zooey Deschanel's eyes + eating them like grapes

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.
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Postby Locke » Sat May 12, 2012 5:45 pm

"Is that rain?"

just look outside what are you stupid
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Postby nibelheim » Sat May 12, 2012 5:46 pm

today we're dancing
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Postby Bronsoon » Sat May 12, 2012 6:08 pm

my girl was watching zooey's show the other day and i noticed there was a scene where "sex syrup" was playing in the background and i had an existential moment
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Sat May 12, 2012 6:12 pm

Fake eyelashes make a big difference.
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Postby transitive » Sat May 12, 2012 6:20 pm

Several people whom I respect otherwise have repeatedly brought up how enjoyable The New Girl is and I can't tell if I'm being straight trolled or not.
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Sat May 12, 2012 6:20 pm

I really enjoy it. I have a crush on Nick.
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Postby SNC » Sat May 12, 2012 6:54 pm

It was the best when she imitated the road runner the other night
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Postby saranclaps » Sat May 12, 2012 7:12 pm

transitive wrote:Several people whom I respect otherwise have repeatedly brought up how enjoyable The New Girl is and I can't tell if I'm being straight trolled or not.
Nope, it became genuinely decent when they stopped writing it as a Zooey Deschanel show.
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Postby Weasel » Sat May 12, 2012 7:44 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I really enjoy it. I have a crush on Nick.


saaaame.
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Postby worrywort » Sat May 12, 2012 7:57 pm

the dude from veronica mars is funny
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Postby Totally » Sat May 12, 2012 10:35 pm

She looks like fucking peanut-butter dogshit without makeup.
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Postby sleigh » Sat May 12, 2012 11:08 pm

Which dude from Veronica Mars?
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Postby pissydan » Sun May 13, 2012 12:13 am

saranclaps wrote:
transitive wrote:Several people whom I respect otherwise have repeatedly brought up how enjoyable The New Girl is and I can't tell if I'm being straight trolled or not.
Nope, it became genuinely decent when they stopped writing it as a Zooey Deschanel show.

yeah its not bad. supporting cast are decently funny. im not gona go out of my way to see it, but its not terrible.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby sevenarts » Sun May 13, 2012 1:28 am

Locke wrote:"Is that rain?"

just look outside what are you stupid


I must've seen that commercial 50 times now and I still want to yell that at the TV every time.
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Postby lunatic96 » Sun May 13, 2012 1:54 am

sleigh the jury wrote:Which dude from Veronica Mars?


Deputy Leo.

He's probably the best part of the show.
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Postby SNC » Sun May 13, 2012 1:25 pm

It got renewed!!
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Postby pissydan » Sun May 13, 2012 2:46 pm

raising hope is better than new girl.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Postby SNC » Sun May 13, 2012 8:44 pm

It's a good one two punch
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Postby Cobra Calling » Mon May 14, 2012 3:06 pm

I swear I saw her yesterday in Mccarren park.
She was sitting alone on a bench playing the uke.

It was really her.
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Postby pablito » Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:32 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girl
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Postby Durham » Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:40 am

lol
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