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Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
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Postby john plainman » Sun Feb 18, 2018 1:43 am

Nonfat milk is called “skim” because they skim the dang fat off from the top
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Postby worrywort » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:20 pm

"if looks could kill" refers to someone's upset expression killing the object of the expression via its intensity, not someone whose looks/appearance can kill you (like by being 'heart-stoppingly beautiful')
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Postby all day breakfast » Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:37 pm

brittle wrote:you can use a proper dash anywhere you like on the internet— you just gotta use the alt code.


option + shift + dash key on mac
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Postby Mesh » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:08 pm

The Big Bang Theory is about how a bunch of nerds deal with intercourse, sexual relationships, etc.
...brewed into the common yeast of the waves.
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Postby deebster » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:22 pm

MD 20/20 does not stand for Mad Dog 20/20, but Mogen David 20/20

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Postby wintergreen » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:28 pm

page 348, deeb.
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Postby deebster » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:41 pm

wintergreen wrote:page 348, deeb.


oh geez, haha
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Postby boatwave » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:55 pm

It's funny to me that people really thought it stood for "Mad Dog."
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Postby joe » Wed Feb 21, 2018 5:33 pm

mad dog appropriately sounds like a 4 loko competitor
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Postby cordoba » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:47 pm

it's 'deep seated' not 'deep seeded'

but like, the don don makes so much less practical sense than what i thought
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Postby worrywort » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:50 pm

those are the most tragic kind of dons
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:39 am

Maybe this should go in Filthy Mike's stoner insight thread, but:

Bees regularly engage in interspecies group sex.
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Postby deep blue meanies » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:46 am

Mesh wrote:The Big Bang Theory is about how a bunch of nerds deal with intercourse, sexual relationships, etc.


fuck

fuck ;)
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Postby Bride of Qualls » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:48 am

Spooky Jim wrote:Maybe this should go in Filthy Mike's stoner insight thread, but:

Bees regularly engage in interspecies group sex.

interspecies? like stinging the shit out of something?
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Postby blab » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:35 pm

I've been cleaning my body with a multi-cellular organism's carcass.
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Postby joe » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:38 pm

cordoba wrote:it's 'deep seated' not 'deep seeded'

but like, the don don makes so much less practical sense than what i thought


definitely been using this wrong, but not sure i'm going to change how i write it if i write it
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Postby Sports Fan of the Year » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:45 pm

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How do you feel about the British pronunciation of Lieutenant


Is this not also the Australian pronunciation?
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:24 pm

Bride of Qualls wrote:
Spooky Jim wrote:Maybe this should go in Filthy Mike's stoner insight thread, but:

Bees regularly engage in interspecies group sex.

interspecies? like stinging the shit out of something?

No, they rub their face in the male flower parts and then go rub it in the female flower.

Bees are real freaky, they messing with a whole other kingdom of life. I guess that’s what happens when you are essentially a eunuch drone. Got to get your kicks else where.
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Postby Mesh » Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:44 pm

Spooky Jim wrote:
Bride of Qualls wrote:
Spooky Jim wrote:Maybe this should go in Filthy Mike's stoner insight thread, but:

Bees regularly engage in interspecies group sex.

interspecies? like stinging the shit out of something?

No, they rub their face in the male flower parts and then go rub it in the female flower.

Bees are real freaky, they messing with a whole other kingdom of life. I guess that’s what happens when you are essentially a eunuch drone. Got to get your kicks else where.


You have a warped and incorrect understanding of nature.
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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:13 pm

its really more like flowers jack off on bee fur and bees don't care
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Postby Spooky Jim » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:24 pm

I think my perspective on this is pretty accurate. Bees play an important (even if passive) role in the reproduction of plants, another living organism.
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Postby hbb » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:26 pm

Release the bee tape
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:31 pm

hbb wrote:Release the bee tape


Image

edit: UGH
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Postby Autarch » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:41 pm

Spooky Jim wrote:
Bride of Qualls wrote:
Spooky Jim wrote:Maybe this should go in Filthy Mike's stoner insight thread, but:

Bees regularly engage in interspecies group sex.

interspecies? like stinging the shit out of something?

No, they rub their face in the male flower parts and then go rub it in the female flower.

Bees are real freaky, they messing with a whole other kingdom of life. I guess that’s what happens when you are essentially a eunuch drone. Got to get your kicks else where.


wow. that's really amazing. I've never thought about it like that before. Humans also do that, but in a less beautiful way (ie, artificial insemination of livestock). Less beautiful in my opinion at least.
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Postby Viz » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:50 pm

Snake in the grass used to mean just a mean asshole to me. Then it clicked that it meant one you don't see/know until it's too late.
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Postby pablito » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:10 pm

Autarch wrote:Humans also do that, but in a less beautiful way (ie, artificial insemination of livestock). Less beautiful in my opinion at least.

Wow, Autarch. I'm normally with you just about 100% and it's pretty shocking to see you on the wrong side of this thing. Disappointing to say the least.
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Postby Mesh » Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:42 pm

pablito wrote:its really more like flowers jack off on bee fur and bees suck up the flower jizz, swirl it around in their mouths, and then feed the jizz to their helpless, disgusting babies
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Postby mattstan » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:45 am

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Postby Mesh » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:25 am



The way the Maestro rolls the rubberband off like roll-roll-roll-roll-roll-roll-roll-roll ROLL ROLL ROLL captures the rhythm of a symphonic finale.
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Postby Autarch » Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:45 pm

pablito wrote:
Autarch wrote:Humans also do that, but in a less beautiful way (ie, artificial insemination of livestock). Less beautiful in my opinion at least.

Wow, Autarch. I'm normally with you just about 100% and it's pretty shocking to see you on the wrong side of this thing. Disappointing to say the least.


i think you're on the wrong side of history on this one, bud
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