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Postby cordoba » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:17 pm

Chris Hardwick, the host of Singled Out
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is the host of The Wall
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he doesn't look that much different and i feel dumb for not realizing it on my own

also, another interesting revelation for me is that Chris Hardwick is an executive producer, along with LeBron JamesToggle Spoiler
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Postby uax » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:49 pm

'horny' is the shape your dicc assumes upon arousal
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Postby worrywort » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:13 pm

dis-integration
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Postby kirito » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:21 am

maybe not a don don but i just found out what i don't like mondays is about, jfc
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Postby grammatron » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:45 am

uax wrote:'horny' is the shape your dicc assumes upon arousal

Who doesn't love a big horn??
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Postby Alonso » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:04 am

Chris Hardwick's dad owns pretty much the only bowling alley in Memphis worth a shit and has for decades.

I always thought Hardwick is a fitting name to hang on the door of a bowling alley but I'm not sure why.
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Postby kirito » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:34 am

grammatron wrote:
uax wrote:'horny' is the shape your dicc assumes upon arousal

Who doesn't love a big horn??

isn't this because pan, the goat god with horns, is the god of fucking
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:50 am

I think that's just a different path to the same destination.
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Postby Kenny » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:29 am

I think the horns on pan were supposed to be dick referencing, but then again what isn't
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Postby Kenny » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:30 am

unicorn has a big dick on its forhead
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Postby tarantula » Sun Feb 25, 2018 7:32 am

hydrogen peroxide just means for every hydrogen there's a matching oxygen
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Postby i won a contest » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:21 am

peroxide refers to the o-o bond. there are other peroxides that don't necessarily have a 1 to 1 oxygen to other atom ratio
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Postby brittle » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:54 am

worrywort wrote:dis-integration

I can't find it, but I did this one already.

Talked about re-cognize in that post too.

I still think about both words pretty regularly.
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Postby Mesh » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:41 am

Alonso wrote:I always thought Hardwick is a fitting name to hang on the door of a bowling alley but I'm not sure why.


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Postby Kenny » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:54 am

I hate seeing Chris Hardwick's nerd cash in face

You aren't a fucking nerd bro, hit the damn showers
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Postby inmate » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:57 pm

"sorry" is derived from "sorrow"
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Postby brittle » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:02 pm

brittle wrote:
worrywort wrote:dis-integration

I can't find it, but I did this one already.

Talked about re-cognize in that post too.

I still think about both words pretty regularly.

did it happen while were you listening to The Cure for you too?
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Postby dvr » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:07 pm

If you are craving pizza just make spaghetti covered with mozz cheese and olive oil
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Postby grammatron » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:41 pm

And vice versa I suppose.
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Postby Spooky Jim » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:09 am

dvr wrote:If you are craving pizza just make spaghetti covered with mozz cheese and olive oil


While I get the implication of this post is if you are craving BUT don't have it then make the pasta, but I think it's so funny. I imagine going to a pizzeria and every time you order pizza they just give you a plate of spaghetti, and say it's close enough to what you ordered and to stop complaining.
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Postby razzle » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:14 am

Spiritualized Cop Shoot Cop is about buying and injecting heeoin, not about a cop shooting a cop
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Postby worrywort » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:38 am

brittle wrote:
brittle wrote:
worrywort wrote:dis-integration

I can't find it, but I did this one already.

Talked about re-cognize in that post too.

I still think about both words pretty regularly.

did it happen while were you listening to The Cure for you too?


no, i wish. it happened because i forgot how to spell it and had to parse it in my head.
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Postby mattstan » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:19 am

I may have posted this one already, but sometime in my adolescence, after having seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit god knows how many times as a kid, it don-don'd me that "Rabbit" was Jessica Rabbit's married name.

The obvious implication of this obvious don-don being that she wasn't also a "rabbit" (well, a cartoon rabbit) who happened to inexplicably resemble a beautiful woman, but rather was the (cartoon) person that she appeared to be.
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Postby dvr » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:11 pm

razzle wrote:Spiritualized Cop Shoot Cop is about buying and injecting heeoin, not about a cop shooting a cop


Dang
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Postby mattstan » Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:41 am

Ohhhhhh
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Postby Kenny » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:02 am

This is convoluted and I don't know if it counts as a don don:

I always knew that "What side do you dress on?" was basically asking which way your dick was hanging in your pants, but I always thought it was like a part of getting dressed that I didn't know the name of, or like if you wear fancier clothese maybe you had a side you dressed on, but no it's just a polite way for a tailor to avoid touching your penis.
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Postby strange potion » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:12 am

Kenny wrote:This is convoluted and I don't know if it counts as a don don:

I always knew that "What side do you dress on?" was basically asking which way your dick was hanging in your pants, but I always thought it was like a part of getting dressed that I didn't know the name of, or like if you wear fancier clothese maybe you had a side you dressed on, but no it's just a polite way for a tailor to avoid touching your penis.


It occurred to me that this must originate from a time when there was no crotch space in the front of trousers/breeches so you literally had to hang your dick to one side because the option to have it in the middle wasn't available
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Postby Quixotic » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:23 am

i thought it was that dress pants have a slightly shorter waist-crotch length.

what do you mean by crotch space in the front? do your pants have a protrusion in the front?
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Postby Quixotic » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:24 am

razzle wrote:Spiritualized Cop Shoot Cop is about buying and injecting heeoin, not about a cop shooting a cop


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Postby strange potion » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:30 am

Quixotic wrote:i thought it was that dress pants have a slightly shorter waist-crotch length.

what do you mean by crotch space in the front? do your pants have a protrusion in the front?


:oops:

Well, I, er,

I mean that historically rises were higher but also the start of the inseam sat higher than trousers of today
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