NFL Offseason Official Thread

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby dcm » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:53 am

based off what we know i would expect vilma to lose a bunch of games (though i dunno about a whole season). don't know about anyone else.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby dcm » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:54 am

i hope goodell fucks the saints so hard they end up like the smu of the nfl.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:10 am

To be fair I'm fine with Crabtree getting merked
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Postby VH Balanced » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:53 am

jerbear wrote:To be fair I'm fine with Crabtree getting merked


DHB may turn out to be the better receiver yet! He's certainly closed the gap in the last year or so. Probably because DHB isn't allergic to practice.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby dcm » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:57 am

DHB was looking really good before palmer turned him into a ghost.

Moore has mike wallace potential

I like the raiders
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby SvenMaeglasson » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:51 am

Unfortunately I keep expecting the day when this bounty shit spills over and engulfs Schwartz. Learning and being promoted under Jeff Fisher/Gregg Williams combined with crazy zeal on the sidelines doesn't make for a good impression haha
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pissydan » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:57 pm

it seems to me that this speech being leaked could be the best thing for the saints. it puts one face on all the wrong doing. its like tim donaghy in the NBA. you can now blame ONE GUY and ban him for life and sooner or later everyone else will be forgiven.
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Postby pissydan » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:59 pm

dcm wrote:based off what we know i would expect vilma to lose a bunch of games (though i dunno about a whole season). don't know about anyone else.

he's gotta get 8 games, minimum.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Markman » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:41 pm

Payton's suspension is upheld

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pissydan » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:44 pm

steve smith sign extension, wears awesome tshirt:

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby DizzyBusiness » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:43 pm

BOSTON (CBS) – New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski spoke at the University of Rhode Island Thursday night and he raised some eyebrows with a comment about Tim Tebow.

Gronk was taking questions from URI students at Edwards Auditorium, when one decided to play a controversial game with him.

The game, which can’t be named here, presents the contestant with the names of three people.

The contestant is asked to choose which one to marry, which one to “have a roll in the hay with,” and which one to kill.

Gronkowski’s choices: Betty White, Jets head coach Rex Ryan, and his new quarterback, Tim Tebow.

“I would ‘F’ Tebow, to take his virginity,” Gronk told the audience.

That grew a big laugh from the crowd, although it’s not clear who the Pats tight end chose for the other two options.

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Postby DizzyBusiness » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:45 pm

on a similar tebow assfucking note, a friend of a friend swears she dated tebow at UF and he would only fuck her in the ass
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Postby pinkerton » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:05 pm

sounds legit
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:09 am

Just reading though the 2011 draft thread as I've nothing else to do and there are some amazing posts in there and I'm only on the second page. I don't know if Feech ate his words anywhere along the line but he should have.

maxwell bingo wrote:Locker's intangibles will be a big contributor to his success in the NFL.


Feech La Manna wrote:
Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast wrote:As a Panthers fan. I hope they don't select Cam.


They will :cry:


Feech La Manna wrote:My dad and brother can't seem to understand why I'm so pissed off that the Panthers are going to draft Cam Newton

I'm like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES


dubs wrote:Ryan Mallett is going to be the steal of the draft.


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Macgregor wrote:
Savage wrote:i dont want [the Redskins] to reach for a qb thats going to get destroyed behind a decrepit o-line for the several years it takes to rebuild the rest of the team

shanahan is a fucking bum

Washington doesn't really have anything to offer in a trade up unless they trade future picks

They'd have to give almost their entire draft this year and next year's first at least to get to #5 or beyond


shanahan would certainly never waste draft picks like that


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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby seriesfinale » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:16 am

Schedule's gonna be released this Tuesday
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Postby gambra » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:09 am

Do you think the Bucs will go for Richardson or Claiborne? (You're a Bucs fan aren't you)
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:06 am

i'm 6'4" if i create a webpage and put the letters QB in front of my name i don't think i make it past miami at eight
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:11 am

Who are Miami left with if Tannehill is gone? They'll end up picking someone like Weedon and fans will form a lynch mob for Irelands plane when he arrives back.
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Postby gambra » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:18 am

Or they could just pack it all in this year and make a run for Barkley next year.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:39 am

if miami's smart they don't bother with a qb since the team isn't going anywhere this year anyways and they take a wilson/barkley/whoever dude next year. they don't even have any receivers now, do they?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby dcm » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:45 am

that savage/macgregor exchange is way too perfect.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby ssa » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:50 am

lay off miami, guys
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Postby 5% Tint » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:03 am

To be fair mallet and locker could still be decent pros, who knows
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Amblin » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:23 pm

schedule is up dudes

Raiders get first MNF game again, pleased with that.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:45 pm

The opening weekends games are pretty good:

Giants @ Cowboys
49ers @ Packers
Steelers @ Broncos
Bengals @ Ravens
Chargers @ Raiders (well maybe not this one)

Then the Thursday game after that is Bears @ Packers. The Bucs schedule is tough, opening to Panthers, Giants, Cowboys & the Redskins in the first four weeks and then heading to fucking Manning and Mile High in the first week of December.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:46 pm

That Chargers @ Raiders game will be starting here at 3:30am, I'll be catching that one the next day anyway..
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby VH Balanced » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:49 pm

49ers always go to Green Bay.

At least it's not late in the year this time like it usually is.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fury » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:52 pm

I guess i should be resigned to the fact that the chargers will always be on the monday night late game. i dont even dislike it a lot i just like them playing on sunday better.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Amblin » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:54 pm

fury join with me in telling gambra to fuck off
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fury » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:56 pm

yeah that game should be good. im sure the chargers will make it interesting!
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