NFL Offseason Official Thread

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby pissydan » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:29 pm

chefs signed peyton hillis. was he just like a one year wonder?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Markman » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:43 pm

pissydan wrote:chefs signed peyton hillis. was he just like a one year wonder?


All the quotes and stuff that came out about him last year make him seem like a head case.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Nacho Novo » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:53 pm

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Breaking News: Peyton Manning will work out for @Denver_Broncos today


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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby The Dirty Turtle » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:01 pm

8-)
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fester » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:06 pm

so the seahawks cut gallery to make way for hutchinson and hutchinson went and signed with tennessee

so we have no left guard to speak of now
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby s/ns » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:44 pm

Beastmode will pass, block and run the ball no worries.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:09 pm

Oh, Gallery
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Durham » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:11 pm

Fuck the Broncos :x
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby bold man » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:12 pm

Markman wrote:
pissydan wrote:chefs signed peyton hillis. was he just like a one year wonder?


All the quotes and stuff that came out about him last year make him seem like a head case.


glad hes gone, although we shouldnt be drafting trent, but we will
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Marigold » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:18 pm

@AdamSchefter wrote:From @mortreport and me: Even before he worked out for Broncos, Peyton Manning worked out for 49ers and underwent a physical this week.


:shock:
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:23 pm

pissydan wrote:chefs signed peyton hillis. was he just like a one year wonder?


That happened TWO DAYS ago.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Nacho Novo » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:23 pm

Marigold wrote:
@AdamSchefter wrote:From @mortreport and me: Even before he worked out for Broncos, Peyton Manning worked out for 49ers and underwent a physical this week.


:shock:


For fuck sake.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby bold man » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:25 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:
pissydan wrote:chefs signed peyton hillis. was he just like a one year wonder?


That happened TWO DAYS ago.


does this mean that jamaal isnt expected to be the same?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:32 pm

bold man, swarms darts wrote:
Robo-Chachi wrote:
pissydan wrote:chefs signed peyton hillis. was he just like a one year wonder?


That happened TWO DAYS ago.


does this mean that jamaal isnt expected to be the same?


No. Although, I am sure it will take Jamaal a while to get back to where he was, it's because Thomas Jones and Le'Ron McCalin are no longer on the team.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Marigold » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:42 pm

Nacho it's time to switch loyalties, don't you know that Arizona is one of the worst places in the country?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fester » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:30 pm

so now manning may end up in san francisco and alex smith might be heading to seattle

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fester » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:30 pm

manning already took a physical for SF

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby pissydan » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:48 pm

Marigold wrote:Nacho it's time to switch loyalties, don't you know that Arizona is one of the worst places in the country?

I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby seriesfinale » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:53 pm

Poor Alex Smith

His stock will never be higher than it is right now and it's still not enough, not even for Harbaugh who bloviated about him all last season
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Zaminium » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:01 pm

oh man the Panthers just sighned* Haruki Nakamura and Kenny Onatolu!!! I didn't want to say it before but I will now, SUPERBOWL!
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby traced out » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:24 pm

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:00 pm

If Manning signs with the 49ers I will instantly put a €5 outright bet on the for the Super Bowl next year.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Slay Da Pink Fleshy Beast » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:30 pm

Zaminium wrote:oh man the Panthers just sighned* Haruki Nakamura and Kenny Onatolu!!! I didn't want to say it before but I will now, SUPERBOWL!


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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:40 am

smith to miami

it's going to be pretty funny if manning signs with tenn. i can't wait to see crabs and moss' faces when kaepernick overthrows them by 10 feet.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Marigold » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Niners sign Mario Manningham for two years. No numbers disclosed yet.

I wonder how much cap space is left for a QB...
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

It would be pretty funny if Smith decided to sign the with Dolphins and then Manning chose Den or Tenn.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jewels » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:It would be pretty funny if Smith decided to sign the with Dolphins and then Manning chose Den or Tenn.


I imagine 49ers fans would be pretty psyched about that
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Chiefs got Eric Winston and Brady Quinn last night.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby bold man » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

jewels wrote:
Robo-Chachi wrote:It would be pretty funny if Smith decided to sign the with Dolphins and then Manning chose Den or Tenn.


I imagine 49ers fans would be pretty psyched about that


this is completely true and yet i want the browns to sign him really bad
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Matt Flynn to Seattle.
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