NFL Offseason Official Thread

[fester]

maybe tebow will just get raptured up to heaven right now and we can be done with him

[Amblin]

[Amblin]

guys this is just a test of faith for Tebow

[jerbear]

Tebow to the Pats, calling it now.

[kreepmode]

Moments after Manning signing, Tebow could be heard saying, "Jesus christ you have to be kidding me"

[apostrophe]

Just saw that #18 is retired in Denver for Frank Tripucka.

[pissydan]

Did A 16-Year-Old Mass. Lass Hook Up With Rob Gronkowski One Steamy Night In Aruba?

According to the filthy minds at Busted Coverage, a young woman from Scituate, Mass. recently tweeted thusly about a Gronkquest:

I just hooked up with gronks brother and [my friend] hookedup with gronk ..... life complete

[@an incredulous follower] yuppppppp we got proof

After the Gronkquest, the friend also posted on Twitter: "Literally on cloud 9." Alas, the Gronk-snogging friend is 16! We know this for sure because the Gronk-brother-hooker-upper not so long ago posted a photo of her friend's ID on Twitter. Kids these days.

Anyway, whatever happened wasn't illegal—the age of consent in Aruba is 16, and of course "hooking up" doesn't mean there was any sex, and of course the miss might have been exaggerating in mentioning "hooking up," because all the photo evidence we have is a cheek kiss. But, if anything did happen: Gross, Gronk.

[Amblin]

Just saw that #18 is retired in Denver for Frank Tripucka.

“He should have it. Let’s give it to him.”

“He’s a great quarterback,” Tripucka said. “He gets the job done. That’s the important thing. As the quarterback, you’ve got to get the job done.”

[Durham]

Lehigh and now this
Let's go back to 2016

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

Did A 16-Year-Old Mass. Lass Hook Up With Rob Gronkowski One Steamy Night In Aruba?

According to the filthy minds at Busted Coverage, a young woman from Scituate, Mass. recently tweeted thusly about a Gronkquest:

I just hooked up with gronks brother and [my friend] hookedup with gronk ..... life complete

[@an incredulous follower] yuppppppp we got proof

After the Gronkquest, the friend also posted on Twitter: "Literally on cloud 9." Alas, the Gronk-snogging friend is 16! We know this for sure because the Gronk-brother-hooker-upper not so long ago posted a photo of her friend's ID on Twitter. Kids these days.

Anyway, whatever happened wasn't illegal—the age of consent in Aruba is 16, and of course "hooking up" doesn't mean there was any sex, and of course the miss might have been exaggerating in mentioning "hooking up," because all the photo evidence we have is a cheek kiss. But, if anything did happen: Gross, Gronk.

Very disappointed. This is not the kind of behavior I expect from a 22-year-old NFL player.

[ecto]

man i love gronk

[murray st.]

My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me

[nakedlunch]

gronk household must have been the greatest growing up

[beave]

i was carrying you, tim

[mcwop23]

Jacksonville might as well fucking get TEBOW, all they've gotten this off season is a 3rd receiver and a career backup QB, haven't done a fucking thing to make this team better, why start now

[Markman]

Eric Decker must be so fuckin happy right now

[Broncobama]

your hatred only makes him stronger, guys

[beave]

this makes my fourth defunct shirt/jersey this off-season

[pissydan]

God to Replace Jesus in Denver

[Robo-Chachi]

So now I have to officially hate Peyton Manning. This sucks.

Not really. I've made the switch from wanting him in KC to wanting to see Tamba Hali rip his arm off quite easily.

[Markman]

Figured it out, Peyton has a horse fetish so the only real choice were the Broncos

[Robo-Chachi]

Is Peyton going to leave #18 behind in Indy?

[nakedlunch]

tebow on the pats would be interesting

we dont have any christians up here just irish catholics

[pissydan]

Is Peyton going to leave #18 behind in Indy?

no, that old dude that no one has ever heard of is giving it back to him.

[murray st.]

what if miami traded for tebow

[carlperkins]

But I mean really we can all agree that this is the most gracious way to end this whole Tim Tebow-NFL thing.

[jerbear]

I can't believe a team is going to give Alex Smith a contract worth actual currency to be their starting quarterback

[jerbear]

Let's talk about how funny the Miami dolphin offense is going to be next year

[bold man]

tebow to the BROWNS

[neuartillery]

Guys Skip Bayless thinks this is the WORST MOVE EVER for Peyton but is happy Tebow will be able to show how exceptional he is outside of John Fox's shackles.