Did A 16-Year-Old Mass. Lass Hook Up With Rob Gronkowski One Steamy Night In Aruba?
According to the filthy minds at Busted Coverage, a young woman from Scituate, Mass. recently tweeted thusly about a Gronkquest:
I just hooked up with gronks brother and [my friend] hookedup with gronk ..... life complete
[@an incredulous follower] yuppppppp we got proof
After the Gronkquest, the friend also posted on Twitter: "Literally on cloud 9." Alas, the Gronk-snogging friend is 16! We know this for sure because the Gronk-brother-hooker-upper not so long ago posted a photo of her friend's ID on Twitter. Kids these days.
Anyway, whatever happened wasn't illegal—the age of consent in Aruba is 16, and of course "hooking up" doesn't mean there was any sex, and of course the miss might have been exaggerating in mentioning "hooking up," because all the photo evidence we have is a cheek kiss. But, if anything did happen: Gross, Gronk.
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."
I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.