NFL Offseason Official Thread

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby jerbear » Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:40 pm

yeah. earlier in the year i thought we should be able to improve on 8-8 but now who knows.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby milknight » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:57 pm

yeah the afc west will be fun to watch. peyton makes its harder for the chargers to win the division but i think whichever team wins it will be prepared for a playoff run
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:59 pm

i think if peyton is 100% healthy then the donkeys will take it otherwise i like the moves the chiefs made
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:02 pm

peyton deal is 5 years - 96 milli eeesh
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Markman » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:10 pm

jerbear wrote:peyton deal is 5 years - 96 milli eeesh


I'll be interested to see how much is guaranteed.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby clown » Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:12 pm

who are the Chargers planning on replacing Jackson and Tolbert with?

I guess it's tough to answer questions like these before the draft
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:41 pm

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby jerbear » Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:56 pm

Everywhere Parcells goes he leaves a winning team
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby ecto » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:04 pm

mannings gonna end up with ~50m guaranteed
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fester » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:07 pm

Robo-Chachi wrote:Image


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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Macgregor » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:11 pm

ecto wrote:mannings gonna end up with ~50m guaranteed

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_20213659/peyton-mannings-deal-broncos-5-years-96-million

The contract is for five years and $96 million, with the first year payout of $18 million fully guaranteed, according to an NFL source.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby ecto » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:16 pm

oh wow

that is a steal
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby milknight » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:19 pm

i guess meachem is supposed to replace jackson :? .. but i think with royal we have pretty solid recievers as long as malcolm floyd can play more than 8 games this season. we got leron mcclain and will probly pick up jackie battle or get some mid/late round running back to back up mathews. i really have no idea what to expect from sd this season it will be interesting thoi
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Macgregor » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:25 pm

ecto wrote:oh wow

that is a steal

Well fuck, nevermind

Manning will make $18 million in 2012, according to ESPN NFL Business Analyst Andrew Brandt.

Brandt said if Manning passes a physical in March 2013, he will get a guaranteed salary of $20 million in 2013 and 2014.

Brandt said the contract pays Manning $19 million in 2015 and 2016 for a total of $96 million.


http://www.thedenverchannel.com/sports/30721548/detail.html
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Markman » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:46 pm

NFL contracts always make me laugh. The way I see it is it is a $58 million contract with options for the last two years that not team in their right mind wold pick up, especially the last year $21 million for a 41 year old QB.

Unless his neck gets destroyed this year (which is a distinct possibility), he'll make his $18m this year, then his $40m for the next two years then the Broncos will cut him and not pay the last $38m.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby seriesfinale » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:54 pm

Is Markman a gimmick

Serious question
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby dcm » Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:17 pm

clown wrote:who are the Chargers planning on replacing Jackson and Tolbert with?

I guess it's tough to answer questions like these before the draft


meachem+royal should be okay enough to replace jackson. jackson is obviously better than both but he's still only fringe top 10. meachem is more than capable of putting up some big numbers with rivers.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby fury » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:03 pm

chargers offense will be fine. im just hoping aj can get some more defense. prob gonna have to wait for the draft where he has sucked lately.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby OKterrific » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:29 pm

seriesfinale wrote:Is Markman a gimmick

Serious question


I mean he's right on this one, or is that your point
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby seriesfinale » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:35 pm

OKterrific wrote:
seriesfinale wrote:Is Markman a gimmick

Serious question


I mean he's right on this one, or is that your point


My point

"Here's my analysis:"
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby VH Balanced » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:49 pm

ESPN's going to have a bunch of fun making up er I mean reporting "Tim Tebow To Be Traded To About 20 Different Teams" rumors over the next few days.

Post ITT when your team gets mentioned as a Tebow destination.


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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby bold man » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:54 pm

espn reports news about 10% of the time nowadays, so lame
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Amblin » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:02 am

Why did Houston trade DeMeco Ryans?

Seems like a pretty good deal for Philadelphia.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Amblin » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:06 am

guys, new wallpaper time:

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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Markman » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:07 am

OKterrific wrote:
seriesfinale wrote:Is Markman a gimmick

Serious question


I mean he's right on this one, or is that your point


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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Robo-Chachi » Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:51 am

Why does he looks so weird in the Bears jersey?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby carlperkins » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:05 am

Why did they photoshop him into a Broncos jersey?
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby gambra » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:11 am

Robo-Chachi wrote:Why does he looks so weird in the Bears jersey?


Shoulder width is all wonky, picture is either smaller or of a much smaller guy.
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby Kuboaa » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:45 am

Robo-Chachi wrote:Why does he looks so weird in the Bears jersey?

probably shopped him onto Johnny Knox's body
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Re: NFL Offseason Official Thread

Postby unpredictable landlord » Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:50 am

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