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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:37 pm

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this may be the least distance between box photo and its actual contents
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Postby lemon rind » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:39 pm

overpriced? sure.
gross? your perspective is what’s gross. :twisted:
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Postby Double McDouble » Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:53 pm

would amy's be considered boujee broceries?
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Postby goofysdeadwife69 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:35 pm

goofysdeadwife69 wrote:lol i think sometime last year quartz described my diet of like, nearly exclusively amy's and newmans own stuff as "stoner art girl undergrad brocery staples" or something and i'll own that.


theyre honestly not that much worse than the rest of this stuff if ur watching 4 sales/buying this shit from costco. esp. when the alternative for me would be getting macdonalds or something lol.

im also a fan of "trader broceries"
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Postby goofysdeadwife69 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:40 pm

I feel like buying any of the premade meals would be misery tho. Aren't they like 6 dollars. I guess I've neve rlooked into trying to get them cheaply. Fuck 'tv dinners'. Anyway. This is how we roll!!!!!

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Postby The Good Jugdish » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:42 pm

yeah amys is like basically the same cost as the tostinos et al and much better

the bean burritos still whip
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Postby ahungbunny » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:42 pm

these are all extremely nauseating

i think the closest vegans get is the trader joe's orange chik'n tenders
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Postby The Good Jugdish » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:42 pm

its insane and bizarre when ppl from outside the US post in this thread. its like bizarro broceries.
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Postby goofysdeadwife69 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:48 pm

my parents basically subsist off of vegan broceries & eating out. i have no idea how they do it. the corn dogs are the worst smelling thing.

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Postby Riverchrist » Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:10 pm

Microwave curry rulez. Get you some 5-minute rice from the brocery aisle and a 0% plain Fage yogurt. I eat that for lunch once or twice a week.
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:28 pm

goofysdeadwife69 wrote:I feel like buying any of the premade meals would be misery tho. Aren't they like 6 dollars. I guess I've neve rlooked into trying to get them cheaply. Fuck 'tv dinners'. Anyway. This is how we roll!!!!!

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I've never heard of Amy's before today and just like that one of those Black Bean Burritos warped into my freezer while I was out for an hour-long nap.
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:38 pm

I never had the amy's samosas but I eat the bean burritos now and then
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:38 pm

I never had the amy's samosas but I eat the bean burritos now and then
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Postby viachicago » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:06 pm

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Postby gauchebag » Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:44 pm

the peppered steak slice looks p f good right about now
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Postby dragons69 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:32 pm

wtf is this

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Postby viachicago » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 pm

holy shit
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:43 pm

It appears Heinz closed the pizza factory in 2003. But seven years later, a used car messageboard sought to reconstruct the magic:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=937024

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Postby all day breakfast » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:23 pm

yeah that product line did not last long
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Postby all day breakfast » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:25 pm

the smell of these lasted on the fingers for literal days no matter how often you washed them, i remember cleaning my hands frantically before a job interview because i'd eaten a pack two days before and caught a smell of them on the train in

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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:26 pm

"Suitable for vegetarians" sounds like marketing aimed at prison Purchasing Officers.
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Postby all day breakfast » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:30 pm

there was also the cheese

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Postby Riverchrist » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:44 pm

Might have to get Tesco to ship me those.
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Postby Merlin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:02 pm

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is "even tastier" a really weird thing to put on a product's package? or am i losing my mind
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Postby Seamus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:18 pm

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Postby creedence tapes » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:33 pm

Merlin wrote:
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is "even tastier" a really weird thing to put on a product's package? or am i losing my mind

No i thought it was weird that no one had said anything yet
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Postby trouble » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:40 pm

The F Word episode on Peppered Steak Slice is divine
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Postby theta » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:44 pm

i wish the us had even a fraction of the volume of curry flavored broceries the uk has
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Postby theta » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:46 pm

i came very close to getting some heinz baked beans to make nostalgia beans on toast but they were sold out of regular and only had curry. are curry beans on toast a thing?
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Postby Merlin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:55 pm

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this level of honesty is what makes people prefer the false promises of american broceries
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