2012 National Championship* edited by basketballhat THREAD

[Bernie]

I've avoided watching Kentucky play this year because I knew I would be disgusted with how ridiculously good they are. I want to turn this off already.

Is there even a decent story behind any of the players or are they just freakish athletes and heartless killers destroying everyone they play?

[Dear You]

I've avoided watching Kentucky play this year because I knew I would be disgusted with how ridiculously good they are. I want to turn this off already.

Is there even a decent story behind any of the players or are they just freakish athletes and heartless killers destroying everyone they play?

Anthony Davis has to live with being really, really ugly.

But that's about it.

[husbands]

haha fuck baylor

[babybaby]

kidd-gilchrist has a really moving life story and it involves watching the lion king every day as a child

[nibelheim]

acy aint shit

[murray st.]

The Lion King 2: Stifler's Pride

[nibelheim]

if you want to make anthony davis in 2k13 youll have to set hormones all the way over to "feminine"

seriously dude is so androgynous

[dragon jeans]

What?

[murray st.]

okay

[nibelheim]

not saying hes not beast but he really has this weird womanly vibe

[antoine]

he has a unibrow. do you mean eastern european womanly?

[Lyndon]

why the fuck would they send anthony davis back out there

[nibelheim]

seriously

[Dear You]

Probably the worst part of the Here Weego ad is the song

I never noticed it until this post and ugh.

[dragon jeans]

I wonder how many times one can see a commercial without literally going insane.

[evil olive]

imagine if any of calipari's recruits stayed for more than a year.

[nibelheim]

the boosters would have to cough up even MORE illegal funds

[ogdoad]

does anyone know of a good stream for the next game?

[nibelheim]

first row sports should have something, id think

[VHGisdead]

cbssports.com, no?

[Lyndon]

imagine if any of calipari's recruits stayed for more than a year.

then he'd have to vacate two years of wins

[VHGisdead]

imagine if any of calipari's recruits stayed for more than a year.

then they would be pretty good until it was discovered that they were doing something of dubious legality!

[Lyndon]

I've been calling Stillman White Whit Stillman for the last week.

What is it with Mormon names, jeeze

[...]

regretting picking Kansas all the way after seeing Kansas and Kentucky play

[Durham]

KANSAS YOU PIECES OF SHIT COME ON FUCK YOU

[Durham]

Silent treatment girl's face and Dominos CEO Patrick Doyle "haha... No" back to back ajughghhghgh
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS JOHNNY DEPP BULLSHIT

[REAL BASED SLOB]

this game is awesome

was just informed i can still win $30 and get second in a bracket if kansas wins today and then loses to ohio st

[screaming emphysema]

the boosters would have to cough up even MORE illegal funds

Actually its pretty much thought that Calipari and boosters don't really give money anymore (at least during the recruiting process) due to the top players pretty much guaranteed to be lottery picks after 1 year. I'm sure they get tons of money after they reach school just like all other top 25 teams but he has cheated so much in the past to get recruits to campus that he doesn't have to cheat any more. He just has this carousel of talent that just regenerates every year.

[Spoilt Victorian Child]

The main thing to take away from this is that Tubby Smith is the worst recruiter on Earth.

[Bernie]

zeller is having flashbacks