not sure why the board is fucked in the butt

Jesus christ you have to be kidding me.

Postby Beyerstein » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:04 am

can you fix the search cause i need to search for .. something
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Postby Dear You » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:10 am

Beyerstein, are you looking for

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Postby fester » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:48 pm

oh hey I can search too

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Postby Durham » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:35 am

something's fucking the board in the butt
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Postby Durham » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:36 am

it can't poop, the butt is fucked
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Postby sleigh » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:53 am

here i sit, brokenheart
came to search, but nathan's retarded
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:36 pm

Is it me or do the two stickied threads keep switching places
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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:37 pm

Oh I see

So sticky threads aren't really sticky and it's all a sham
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:45 pm

Nathan fix the search you are being a Hitler the quality of everyone's boarding is suffering because it's harder to cite things.
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Postby Petty » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:48 pm

He's worse than Hitler, let's be honest.
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Postby The Emperor's Son » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:19 pm

are we never going to be able to view our posts again

or search someone else's posts

just give me one of those, i don't want to be greedy
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Postby Buddy Glass » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:21 pm

All I need is to look at my own recent posts to track threads I'm posting in

For everything else there's Google™
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Postby husbands » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:34 am

everything is a ok here nathan keep up the good work
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Postby fakename » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:52 am

husbands, what does the text in your avatar say?
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Postby husbands » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:09 am

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Postby Robert » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:25 am

:)
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Postby Jerry Lundegaard » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:28 am

The Emperor's Son wrote:are we never going to be able to view our posts again

or search someone else's posts

just give me one of those, i don't want to be greedy


wait, neither of these things work for you guys?
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Postby bushwick jill » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:43 am

listen for some reason my pw was different when i logged in this evening which leads me to believe someone posted as me AND I CANT VANITY SEARCH TO VERIFY THIS IS BULLSHIT SIR
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Postby mego » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:57 am

don't worry guys if my calculations are correct we'll be able to vanity search in 2016 :)
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Postby parades » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:22 pm

nathan i'm sure you've tried this but on the off-chance that you haven't - have you tried changing the 'search page system load limit' to 0? that seems to fix a lot of people's search issues on phpbb forums.
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Postby bread » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:26 pm

Nathan
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Postby bread » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:27 pm

NATHAN
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Postby bread » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:30 pm

??
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Postby Area Man » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:38 pm

Jerry Lundegaard wrote:
The Emperor's Son wrote:are we never going to be able to view our posts again

or search someone else's posts

wait, neither of these things work for you guys?

nope

trudeau wrote:my understanding is only people who searched when the time stamp was 2016 can't search
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Postby bread » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:40 pm

Nathan, hey?
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Postby Gehrig Industries » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:45 pm

Nathan every currently active thread is about pet care I think it's time to fix the search
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Re: not sure why the board is fucked in the butt

Postby parades » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:45 pm

or do this maybe, 'for each' lines are obv pseudocode but ya know

Code: Select all
for each TABLE
     for each FIELD
           update TABLE set FIELD = replace(FIELD, '2016', '2012')


though you could've already done that to revert post dates back to 2012 idk
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Postby parades » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:46 pm

IM JUST TRYING TO HELP
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Postby bread » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:49 pm

Nathan I am losing patience with you
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Postby Gehrig Industries » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:55 pm

I'm going to be real disappointed if when Nathan fixes search it turns out that this is the first post with the word gehrig in it in weeks
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