how many sex partners have you had

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How many u been wit

1
31
8%
2-5
116
32%
6-10
77
21%
11-15
59
16%
16-20
24
7%
20-30
19
5%
30-50
17
5%
50+
11
3%
ZERO
14
4%
 
Total votes : 368

Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:14 pm

Boardermetrics: Sexual Health Edition
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby ruiner » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:16 pm

should one count themselves as a sex partner or should we just say zero
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:16 pm

edited - plz re vote
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby pissydan » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:18 pm

i dont know if i would say partners. i mean i did most of the work...
I was wearing a Far Side t-shirt when he came over. "I bet you didn't think I was the sort of person who wore t-shirts," I told him. (Our school had a dress code.) "I have three."

I could see how e-mailing the wrong person about sexy bathtime could be embarrassing.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby delgriffith » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:18 pm

nakedlunch wrote:arrgg I forgot about the horny
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby ecto » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:19 pm

gosh someday ill lose my virginity i just know it
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Savage » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:19 pm

oh wait do blowjobs count
thanks mountain dew
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby chairkicker » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:19 pm

maybe two?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:21 pm

Savage wrote:oh wait do blowjobs count


no
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:22 pm

cool lee is having trouble posting but he wanted me to ask if it has to be consensual sex
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:22 pm

my hypothesis is that people will divide between those <15 and those >30

it can be nonconsensual. i mean is sex ever really 100% consensual?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby king ding-a-ling » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:23 pm

haven't gotten any in over a year. i'm starting to think that women find me repellant
bruce wrote:i get the impression that all these attractive people around me are banging but who knows
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cram » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:23 pm

i get to count myself, right?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:24 pm

sure
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:27 pm

husbands wrote:it can be nonconsensual. i mean is sex ever really 100% consensual?


cool lee wrote:in that case tell him hundreds
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby chairkicker » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:27 pm

this thread is really gonna fuck with me
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cram » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:28 pm

i consider myself to be a very consensual guy
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby king ding-a-ling » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:31 pm

i gotta start bangin 4's and 5's to get my numbers up
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby nakedlunch » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:32 pm

you only get half credit for those
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby husbands » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:37 pm

if we get an N of at least 100, based on the law of large numbers we can say approximately how much sex people who would post on a board like this get
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby tex porneau » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:40 pm

does ke$ha count?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby cram » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:42 pm

tex porneau wrote:does ke$ha count?

no i think she stopped after the first hundred or so
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby BlackSugar » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:45 pm

hookers shouldn't count
I come like a thousand doves
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby mites » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:52 pm

hey husbands I love your totally hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian idea of what 'real' sex is
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby JohnK » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:53 pm

Do you think lols has hit the 500 mark by now?
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby Frank » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:53 pm

mites I think it's okay if you include buttsex
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby delgriffith » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:54 pm

mites wrote:hey husbands I love your totally hetero-normative, Judeo-Christian idea of what 'real' sex is


GIVE 'EM HELL MITES
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby neuartillery » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:54 pm

I think all of that reverse smoking drained his sex drive, so probably not.
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby swamp thing » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:54 pm

does it count if you lose your boner halfway through because you've both become like completely aware of the futility of literally any action and both stop without really having to say anything

does that count
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Re: how many sex partners have you had

Postby mites » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:55 pm

wanna have buttsex frank
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